Being Petunia Dursley

All Petunia wanted was a normal life. But instead, she's stuck with this.

He came. She saw. She went crazy.

Why has Petunia decided to keep Harry? And why do perfume bottles keep flying out of the window?

What's Harry doing with the bread?

The Privet Drive Ladies Association is having a tea party. Buttermilk scones, spitefulness, and a French woman are on the menu.

What does she see?

An old "friend" is leaving Petunia forever.

Petunia becomes even more stressed than usual. Harry has another "incident" and Vernon goes mad after letters addressed to Harry flood their home.