Love and Hate

    Silence filled the air.

    Professor Trelawney just stared at him. She was shocked of this revelation. She didn’t expect this, especially from Professor Snape.

    Snape let go of Trelawney’s hands and got something from his pocket. Then he slowly said,” Sybil, as a sign of my everlasting love I would like you to accept this ring.” And he took her hand again and placed the ring on her finger. This ring has the biggest diamond Trelawney ever saw. “My dad gave this ring to the one woman he ever loved, and that was my mum. And before my dad died he told me that I should give this ring to the woman that I love, and that is you.”

    Trelawney, still shocked, just stared at him. Then she looked at the ring. Then she remembered Ron. ‘My dearest Ron should have done this; he should have given this ring and not this stupid git. But no, Flitwick has to kill him for his favorite student. This ugly git...Severus Snape…Potions Master…’ Then she got it!

    “Oh my Sevi! This is so beautiful! Thank you!” Trelawney said as she gave him a soft smack on the lips. And they broke off.

    Snape didn’t expect this reaction. Then, Snape gave her a soft and gentle smooch. And they broke off.

    Then, their eyes met and then they kissed some more. This time, Trelawney gave him more than just a smack or a smooch. This time they used tongues.

    It lasted for about five to ten minutes. Then, Snape’s foot popped!

    Then, they heard the bell ring. They’re kissing broke off and Trelawney gently said, “I would to stay but I have a class to teach and I think so do you.”

    “Oh, yes my dear,” Snape said as he remembered that he was giving a test today. “When will I kiss, I mean, see you again my love?”

    “Tonight, in my tower, 12:00 midnight…” Trelawney said as she blew him a kiss and a gentle breeze came and they parted.

    ‘Ewww! I can’t believe that I did that…ugh!’ Trelawney thought as she headed up to the North Tower for her first class. ‘SNAPE! EW!’

    As Snape was walking down the hall, he looked to be doing some sort of happy dance. He started to moonwalk and then spin around. He started to do the electric slide and the twist as he made a dramatic entrance into his classroom saying, “Hello class! Who do I have today? AHHHH the Gryffindors and the Slytherins! My favorite classes…why HELLO Neville! How’s the homework? Well, need any help? Well, screw help, I’ll give you a hundred anyway! What the heck? 100’s to everyone! 20 points to you…Neville for trying your best! I always knew you could do it! Now, talk amongst yourselves!!! Be happy… cause I’m happy!” Snape said as he sat down at his desk and looked at the students who were remaining deadly silent. Then, he broke the silence and said, “Has any of you ever been in love? I’m not talking about crushes or puppy love. I’m talking about REAL love, the kind of love where you will die for that person because you don’t want to live without them. Even KILL someone for them. You’ll do anything for them.” Then, Snape started to talk about something very VERY disturbing. He started talking about the “birds and the bees” and the “flowers and the trees” and the “moon and the stars” (A/N: I hope you know what we mean by that…)

    In the middle of Snape’s speech Filch was walking in the corridor and doing his usual rounds around the school. He heard some ‘interesting’ words coming from Snape’s classroom and poked his head in. He listened.

    “Professor Snape…who are you in love with?” Parvati and Lavender asked in between giggles.

    “I’ll never tell! I’ll never tell!” Snape said as he started making little question marks with his wand.

    “But Professor…you said that last time…” they said.

    “Okay…fine, I’ll tell,” Snape said giggling.

    “Ewww! I didn’t need to see that…I can’t stand the sight of Snape anymore…even worse, GIGGLING!” Malfoy whispered to Crabbe and Goyle who weren’t paying attention to Malfoy but looked very interested in what Snape was sharing.

    “I’m in love with…” Snape started.

    By now, Filch’s head was all the way in there and he was listening with all of his might.

    RRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!

The bell had rung to switch classes and all of the students had run up to Snape’s desk and started asking, “WHO WHO!?!?” “Tell us!”

“You had your chance…” Snape said. “Maybe you can get it out of me tomorrow.”

“Bloody hell! Curse that bell!” Filch said as he continued his rounds. ‘He had to have said my name…who else is there? There can’t be anyone else…I’m his true love. It couldn’t be McGonagall he hates her. It couldn’t be Trelawney she’s always locked up in her stupid tower. It’s all dark and dirty…Ewww! It couldn’t be Madam Rosemerta because…well…she’s fat and puts way too much makeup on. It couldn’t be Madam Hooch because she’s gone. It couldn’t be Madam Pomfrey because she’s too old and she probably got all the diseases and viruses of all the students who were ever in that wing. It couldn’t be Professor Sprout because she has dirt under her fingernails because…well, he doesn’t like that. Who else is there? It has to be me!’ Filch thought.

~*!*!*!*!*!Midnight!*!*!*!*!*!*~

At midnight that night, Snape (with his bearskin rug and robe) knocked on the trapdoor and Trelawney answered…fully clothed.

“Hello Sevi,” Trelawney said as she gave him a smack on the lips. “Come in, come in.”

“Is something wrong, Sybil, darling, my love?” Snape asked as he set up the bearskin rug in front of the fire and started blowing out all of the candles in the room.

    ‘What the hell is this stupid git doing? Does he think he is Ron or something?’ as she took out her wand and started lighting the candles again. She looked over at Snape who looked rather disappointed as he sat on the bearskin rug.

    “I’m sorry Sevi…I don’t feel like doing anything tonight. I just want to talk,” Trelawney said.

    Then, Snape thought, ‘How am I going to seduce her if it is as light as freakin’ day in here? I know, I’ll do different sitting positions and maybe she’ll get the picture…’ Then, he started doing different sitting positions. Opening and closing his legs. (A/N: HiNt HiNt Readers!!!! We’re Not Nasty or pErVeRtEd! It WaS JuSt OuR iDeA!!!) Trelawney saw what he was trying to do and crossed her legs. Then, she said, “Sevi, if you really love me, then you will wait till I’m ready, you filthy man beast…” she said serious but that last part (filthy man beast) teasingly.

    Then, when Snape heard that last part he was more turned on but he decided to cool it. ‘Don’t want to blow my chance,’ he thought.

    “I wanted to talk to you about all of the killings. Aren’t you scared?” Trelawney asked.

    “No, not really…” Snape said fidgeting.

    ‘He is such a bad liar! Ron wouldn’t sit like Snape either; he’s not sick and twisted like Sevi-EWWW! No! Snape! Snape! Snape! Not Sevi! NEVER Sevi,’ Trelawney thought.

    “What’s troubling you my sweet?” Snape asked.

    “Nothing, Sevi?” Trelawney said cringing inside.

    “Can you sit with me? I’m-I’m cold,” Snape asked.

    “Yea…” Trelawney said. “Whatever,” she said under her breath as she took a seat by Snape.

    “Now, seriously, what’s wrong, my love?” Snape asked.

    “Well, it’s Ron. I know who killed him,” Trelawney said.

    ‘Awwww…that’s so sweet! She cares about the students. Imagine how much she’d love our children…ooooo children. Wonder if that will be tonight-STOP SEVERUS! STOP! She’s clearly in distress. More easily to seduce-NO! NO! NO! STOP!’

    “Are you seduced?” Snape muttered without knowing what he said.

    “Excuse me?” Trelawney said.

    “I thought so,” Snape muttered.

    “What?” Trelawney asked, puzzled.

    “Never mind,” Snape muttered. He was quite disappointed.

     “Anyway,” Trelawney continued. “I know who killed Ron and I don’t know what to do about it. I know if I turn him in, then he gets to go to Azkaban. Azkaban doesn’t deserve him. He deserves to die.”

    “Do you really want to kill this guy?” Snape asked her. ‘Oooo…a vicious side…I like…’

    “Yes, my sweet,” Trelawney said as she slowly approached Snape. (The sick, twisted and perverted Snape!) “Will you help me?” Trelawney asked him as she started running her fingers through his hair.

    “Are you seducing me?” Snape asked, very pleased.

    “Are you seducible?” Trelawney said. ‘Please say no, please say no!’

    “Yes…” Snape said as he kissed her, gently.

    They broke off and (yeah I think you know where we’re going) Snape slowly slipped Trelawney robes off of her body and Trelawney slowly ripped off his robes.

    They were now on the bear skinned rug making-love.

    Snape broke-off and said, “Um… I forgot to put on a condom so (A/N: Just to let you all know, there are two people sharing this username and this is my other half…yeah…blame her…I’m sitting here screaming and covering my eyes and ears while she is laughing! So, I have NOTHING to do with this!!!) do you mind?”

    Trelawney answered him with a French kiss. And Snape took that as a ‘no’.

    They continued their “activity” until the sun rose.

    Trelawney was the only one awake. She thought, ‘That was the most disgusting that that I have ever done! But, I will get my revenge…’ she thought as she got up put on her clothes and sat by the window, thinking of Ron.

    “Good-morning, my love,” Snape said as he hugged her.

‘Ewww!’ Trelawney thought as she hugged him back.

“So, when are you going to tell me who killed Ron?” Snape asked as he pulled up a chair and sat by her.

“You remember the day when everyone came up here and Professor Dumbledore asked for my help?” Trelawney asked him.

Snape nodded.

“Well, you know that little bald man that I spoke of?” Trelawney asked him.

Snape nodded again.

“Well, that little bald man was…Professor Flitwick,” Trelawney said to him.

“What do you want me to do with him?” Snape asked.

“Help me kill him. It’s the only way to stop all of this killing,” Trelawney said. “I foresaw it.” ‘Do you think he believes me? Yeah…he is so thick he’s probably eating up my every word.’ Trelawney thought.

“I will kill him then. Anyone who causes you distress will DIE!!!!” Snape said pounding his fist on the table. “I’ll use one of my potions.”

“That you-Sevi pie,” Trelawney said, lightly kissing him on the cheek.

Snape blushed and went off to get one of his potions to put in Flitwick’s drink that night.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

That night, before dinner, Snape went down to the kitchens with his most powerful killing potion in hand. He tickled the pear to find himself in the kitchens. He saw about a dozen house elves running up towards him, bowing and asking him what they could do to help him.

“Nothing, nothing. Just let me be,” Snape said to all of them. They all backed off and he made his way up to the staff table and switched Flitwick’s glass of pumpkin juice with his glass of potion.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

That night, at dinner, Snape and Trelawney watched Flitwick drink his pumpkin juice/potion. After dinner, Flitwick got up and started to exit the Great Hall when suddenly he stopped and fell rigid.

McGonagall approached the rigid Flitwick. She signaled for Dumbledore to come over. ‘Oh no! He’s dead!’ McGonagall thought. ‘The love of my life is dead!’ She knelt beside Flitwick, held his hand and started sobbing uncontrollably.

“Miner-ummm…Professor?” someone asked behind her. She turned around to see Draco Malfoy.

“Y-yes, Mr. Malfoy?” She said between sobs.

Draco didn’t say anything but bend down to give McGonagall a hug. Everyone in the Great Hall gasped. They were all shocked.

Then, Fred and George walked into the Great Hall late and saw Malfoy seizing McGonagall by the neck like there was no tomorrow. Fred and George, not knowing that Flitwick was dead started hollering. “Ohhh! Draco putting the mo-oves on McGonagall!!” They started clapping and running towards Draco, pulled him off of McGonagall and hoisted him up onto their shoulders. “The man of the hour! Draco ‘I love McGonagall’ Malfoy! Give him some love!”

There was silence.

Then, George poked Fred and pointed at the floor. “Ohhh…uhhh…sorry…uhhh…Professor. We’ll stop now.” The twins looked over at Lee Jordan who was slapping his forehead with his hand and rolling his eyes.

~*~*~*~*~That Night~*~*~*~*~

Dear Diary-

    The love of my life passed away and left me here to rot in this hell hole. I’m sitting here by all of my pictures of him. I even got Albus to give me his wand. I’m sitting here holding it as I write this entry. He didn’t even know that I loved him! He was so talented at Charms. Now, I am going to go and drown my sorrows in butterbeer. Butterbeer *sigh* we used to drink that in the Three Broomsticks all the time. *sigh* I’m leaving now. I’ll write tomorrow.

Love:

Minerva *would be* Flitwick. BUT he’s dead so I’m going to be Minerva McGonagall forever! But, a girl can dream, can’t she?

    McGonagall put away the parchment and quill and headed off towards the Three Broomsticks. As she was walking, she saw Malfoy turn the corner, ‘Oh no, not that stupid pest again.’ McGonagall thought as she tried to pass him unnoticed.

“Professor!” Malfoy yelled. “Are you alright now? The death of Professor Flitwick seemed to bother you.” ‘This is my chance to comfort her.’

“Uhhh…twenty points from Slytherin for being out of bed…well what the hell. I take that back. I’m too depressed to take away points. Yes, I’m fine.” McGonagall lied.

“Do you need me to walk you anywhere?” Malfoy persisted.

“No, I think you should go to bed, little boy,” McGonagall said, she was very annoyed at having Draco following her everywhere.

Draco kept asking her all of these questions when McGonagall couldn’t take anymore and said, “Look here, MISTER Malfoy! I’m twenty points from Slytherin and I’m not taking it back! If, you ask one more question or stay here for another two minutes then I will make it two hundred points from Slytherin!” She said pointing down to the dungeons.

As she walked down the empty Potions corridor, she was sobbing and heard voices coming from the supposedly empty potions classroom. ‘Oh my god! If it is Peeves then I swear I am going to Aveda Kedavra him, even though he is already dead.’ But, she heard two voices. One was Snape’s, and one was Trelawney’s.

“Oh! Thank you for killing Flitwick for me!” she heard Trelawney say as she threw her arms around his neck.

“Anything for you, my love,” Snape said, feeling so proud of himself.

McGonagall couldn’t believe what she was hearing. Snape killed Flitwick for Trelawney?

Then, she listened and heard Trelawney say, “He was the one that killed Harry, Ron, Hermione and Cho. I didn’t want to tell anyone because no one believes me but it’s all okay now. No one is going to die anymore.”

‘That’s what you think…’ McGonagall thought as she fingered Flitwick’s wand in her cloak pocket and grabbed her own.