Clichés, Kisses and Killing

Harry and Hermione begin in a very clichéd position. Mayhem and general angst ensue. What is Ginny up to? And with who? Voldemort, everyone’s favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don’t do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

Harry and Hermione begin to understand exactly what makes the world go round. Things are discovered and there's Quidditch!!! Mayhem and general angst ensue. Draco Malfoy, as promised, is in this chapter, but not very much. He will follow MUCH more in later chapters, I promise. Later on in the story, Voldemort, everyone's favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don't do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

Harry wakes up and finds out exactly what happened to him in the last chapter. We all find out too. Hermione and Harry discover several new things, Ron and Ginny feature a few times, but there’s no Draco *shocked gasp*, and no Quidditch I’m afraid. The main plot line of the story (apart from Harry/Hermione) comes into view. Mayhem and general angst ensue. Later on in the story, Voldemort, everyone’s favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don’t do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

The main plot carries onwards, and Harry and Hermione make several new discoveries, and find that Slytherins are NEVER easy to handle. There’s Draco, at long last, and he's angst-ridden. Oh, yes, veeeeeery angst-ridden. But he makes a discovery too, and it changes his world for the better. Ron features, and is…well…Ron. Mayhem and general angst ensue. Voldemort, everyone's favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don't do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

The main plot carries onwards again, Harry is angst-ridden as his life continues to get so much better (sarcasm features hugely for that saying to have any meaning). MAJOR Ginny and Draco scene coming right up. Hermione’s whereabouts are revealed. And poor little Ron has to deal with a lot. Mayhem and general angst ensue. Voldemort, everyone's favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don't do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

The main plot carries onwards again, Harry makes a big discovery, and Draco *big girly sigh* features again. Harry gets caught, still no Hermione, and Ginny is subjected to a particularly nasty Lucius Malfoy. Draco realises something, and shocks everyone involved. Mayhem and general angst ensue. Voldemort, everyones favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I dont do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

The main plot carries onwards again. No big happenings here, but chapters eight and nine will have many. Harry and Ron arrive in the dungeon, and Draco *big girly sigh* features again. Still no Hermione I’m afraid, but Ginny is around and one particular aspect of her life causes particular ructions with one of her brothers in particular. There’s some big fluffy love between Ginny and Draco, which I enjoy even if no one else does. Mayhem and general angst ensue. Voldemort, everyone’s favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don’t do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

The main plot carries onwards again. Big happenings in this chapter, although they won’t be explained until chapter nine. There’s Hermione!!! And a very disgruntled Ron, and a mournful Harry. Ginny and Draco are as much together as ever but there’s no fluffy love. Angst-ridden thoughts and big plot developments are here people! Mayhem and general angst ensue. Voldemort, everyone’s favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don’t do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

Some things become clear at long last. There’s Hermione and there’s Harry, there’s some Draco/Ginny and the inevitable Ron. And there's also the biggest cliche of the story. There’s also some Death Eater action, but the big action will be happening next chapter, so you’ll have to wait until my brain has been kicked into action. Mayhem and general angst ensue. Voldemort, everyone’s favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don’t do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.

Well, I really hope you enjoy this… The big fight scene that belongs at the end of every fic like this!!! There are all our favourite characters, and then some we don’t really like very much. Harry, Hermione, Ron and Draco all get in a fight with some nasty people. Things go bad. Things go worse. Things get better…and then bad again. Voldemort, everyone’s favourite villain, makes an appearance and is typically evil. Death and destruction follow. Cheerful, huh? I don’t do summaries, okay? This terrible summary is not in any way indicative of this fic, so just please read it and judge for yourself.