Renee LeFay

In a city of MADNESS and SORCERY, in an era of MISERY and SIN, eight gladiators attempt to save the last living FERTILE WOMAN... ``Just kidding! Actually, the fic is more along these lines: "We’ve all read of Harry falling for Ginny; of Hermione and Harry's star-crossed love; of Harry and Draco’s angst-filled relationship exploding into a torrent of *flaming* passion; of Cho who is finally able to get past Cedric's death and realize that Harry is really the one for her; or even of an unlikely and clever OC who manages to capture Harry’s heart. But which rule states that any love interest of our favorite wizarding protagonist has to be a *witch*?"``LeFay Productions presents: An OC!Muggle/Harry fic that strives for a bit of realistic magic.

Excerpt: 'It was once believed that my first words were “I’m going to be a Gryffindor.” It was once said that I chanted these words like a mantra. It was once told of how I took all the Personality Tests and the House Aptitude Examinations, and I was destined by all professional accounts, to be in Gryffindor. `` It is now a known fact that I was not a Gryffindor.' This is the story of a would-be Gryffindor who was destined for...er, different things. Follow her through her seven years at Hogwarts, as she makes new friends, new loves and learns how to cope with being herself. (Completely Non-Mary Sue with eventual R/Hr) Enjoy!

Tired of all those 5th year fan fics that seem to be cut from the same robe? All those worn out, over used plot lines for Harry's Fifth Year getting you down? Are you ready for something new, something original, something that has never been written before in all of Harry Potter Fandom?! WELL THEN, don't read this fic. However, if you're the kind of person that can laugh at yourself, than have I got a Fic for you. Enter here, and you'll find...well, just enter and you'll find out. A parody of Harry Potter's Fifth Year and the ever omniscient and unseen Order of the Phoenix (well, at least until June 21st) which I probably enjoyed writing more than you'll enjoy reading. Go on, just try and prove me wrong!