Harry Potter And The Title That Is Too Long For FA

Tired of all those 5th year fan fics that seem to be cut from the same robe? All those worn out, over used plot lines for Harry's Fifth Year getting you down? Are you ready for something new, something original, something that has never been written before in all of Harry Potter Fandom?! WELL THEN, don't read this fic. However, if you're the kind of person that can laugh at yourself, than have I got a Fic for you. Enter here, and you'll find...well, just enter and you'll find out. A parody of Harry Potter's Fifth Year and the ever omniescent and unseen Order of the Phoenix (well, at least until June 21st) which I probably enjoyed writing more than you'll enjoy reading. Go on, just try and prove me wrong!

Harry's back for another Chapter! And guess what? So are a host of entirely random characters! (Okay, so maybe they're not all there actually in the chapter, but some do get mentioned--I swear!) So, if you enjoyed the first installment, then never fear, because Harry Potter (& Co.) and the Alternate, Politically Correct, Bad Fan Fiction Version of the Order of the Phoenix (And Its Equally Long Title) is back, and it's ready to please! (Now with 55% more sarcasm than before)

The third installment of my Great and Epic Parody of all fics written as substitutes for the real 5th book of Harry Potter continues, and this time, it's personal. Okay, so maybe it isn't, but it does include a whole bunch of good old-fashioned narrative author inserts. Read if you dare! (Oh, and watch out for the run-on sentences; if you catch them in a bad mood, they can turn nasty.)

Chapter Four of Harry Potter (& Co.) and the Alternate, Politically Correct, Bad Fan Fiction Version of the Order of the Phoenix (And Its Equally Long Title) is finally up! In this installment, we see the second, and thereby final half of the Cameo Spot--which would actually make this Chapter Three and a Half, if you think about it--as well as more of Ron's bulging muscles, Harry's indomitable wit, Hermione's fainting capabilities and Dobby's knowledge of the stock market. Comes with the optional attachments of: a rare glimpse of the elusive plotline, and the introduction of an original character--who is in NO WAY based on the author of this fic. At all. In any way.