A Day At The Zoo

A Day At The Zoo

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The Llamas take over!

"Oh my God!" Harry cried out.

He was staring, no, everybody was staring at the horrid sight in front of them. It was just too much. Especially the younger students started to scream, cry or even faint.

Harry quickly glanced at the Slytherin table were he could see Draco's face turning purple. The poor blonde couldn't deal with this sort of gruesome happening.

"Somebody! Get that thing out of here!" Seamus yelled.

"I am no thing," the horrible gigantic brownish beast started to speak. "I am a llama."

The whole Great Hall shuddered when the llama said 'llama'.

Harry jumped up and sprinted to the Slytherin table where he sat himself down next to Draco. He was lucky enough that the demon llama didn't see his sprint to his beloved Draco.

"Draco, honey, I'm here for you," Harry whispered and wrapped the blonde up in his arms.

Suddenly the gigantic llama started to laugh very devilishly. "Muawhahahahahahaha!"

All the students were shivering in their seats, afraid of what might come.

The llama showed a bag he had in his hands and opened it. "This, is what I want, what I need!" the llama spoke and pulled a fuzzy white animal out of the bag.

"Nooooo!" Draco's cry was heard throughout the whole castle.

The llama was holding a white ferret. A very cute ferret.

"Harry! You can't let the demon llamas take the ferrets! Save the ferrets!" Draco yelled.

The demon llama immediately stared at Draco and made low growling sounds. "So, you're the ferret lover in here?"

Draco ignored the llama and stared frightened in front of him, with a firm grasp on Harry's hand.

"BOY! I WAS SPEAKING TO YOU!" the llama screamed.

Draco shuddered and lifted his head to face the llama. "Sorry."

The llama's lips curled up in a unusual fashion, it was probably trying to smile or something like that. "Do you like ferrets, my boy?" the llama asked.

"Yes, I do," Draco answered.

"IT'S MONSIEUR THE DEMON LLAMA TO YOU!"

Draco sighed. "Yes I do, monsieur the demon llama."

The llama threw its head back, opened his gigantic mouth and started to laugh. "Muawhahahahahaha!"

Draco rolled his eyes and looked at Harry. "What's this gruesome horrible ugly beast trying to do? Kill us with its laughs?" Draco obviously got his snide remarks back.

Harry snickered. "I have no idea, dear. But let's get this over with. Right?" Harry kissed Draco softly on his lips and touched his hand reassuringly.

The llama had finished its laugh-session and was staring demonically at Draco.

"So," the llama stated.

Draco raised one of his eyebrows. Really, where was this llama getting at?

"So, you like ferrets."

Draco sighed again. "Yes I do! I've told you before!"

"UH! UH!" the llama screamed and pointed at Draco.

"Oh, yeah, I've told you this before, monsieur the demon llama."

The llama looked satisfied.

"Yes, You've told me before. But I was just double checking."

"Oh, yeah, sure, monsieur the demon llama," Draco responded sarcastically.

"NOW! SILENCE! I WANT FERRETS! I EAT THEM! I CUDDLE THEM!"

"Not in that order I hope," Draco whispered to Harry. Harry giggled.

"WHO WAS GIGGLING? WHO? I REPEAT: WHO WAS GIGGLING!" the llama yelled furiously.

Harry stood up from his place and faced the llama. "I was giggling, monsieur the demon llama."

The llama took a thinking pose. "So, you were giggling?" it finally managed to say.

Harry quirked an eyebrow. "Yes I was, monsieur the demon llama."

"Ow. Okay. Go and sit down again," the llama shushed Harry down.

"SO! BOY! DO YOU HAVE ANY FERRETS FOR ME? FERRETS! I NEED FERRETS!"

"No, monsieur the demon llama, I have no ferrets."

"But he is one!" a voice from the Gryffindor table screamed.

Harry stared at his table angrily, wishing to kill to one who had screamed this. Poor Draco, once that memorable day, when he was turned into a white ferret. A very cute one, mind you.

"YOU ARE?" the llama asked confused. The llama seemed to get out of balance, it seemed to be putting two and two together.

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Suddenly Draco jumped up from his seat. "Father! Watch out!"

It was Lucius Malfoy, standing in the entrance of the Great Hall, with a look of great concern on his face.

Lucius only smiled at Draco as if he didn't care that there was a demonic llama standing in front of him.

The llama turned around in a shock and stared at Lucius. "Urm. I- I- don't know," the llama stuttered and walked towards Lucius.

"Shush, be quiet. It's all right. I'm here," Lucius silenced the llama and embraced the creature.

"WHAT?" Draco cried out. "Father! It's a demon llama! Watch out!"

Lucius turned around to face his son with annoyance. "No, it's not!"

"It's not?" Harry now asked.

Just then, Lucius realized that next to his precious son was Harry Potter. And they were holding hands.

"DRACO! WHAT IS *HE* DOING WITH YOU!" Lucius screamed.

Draco blushed. "Urm- nothing, father. Nothing."

"WELL, IT SURELY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE NOTHING!"

"Luce? Can't we go home?" the llama now interfered.

"LUCE?" both Harry and Draco yelled. They were so confused. So many questions were wandering through their minds. Why did the llama know Lucius? And why did Lucius know the llama? Had the llama reached such high ranks in society already? Why did the llama have a ferret fetish?

Lucius clasped his hands in front of his face. "Draco, come with me."

Draco stood up, grabbed Harry's arm and together they ran out of the Great Hall.

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"Dad! What it all of this?" Draco questioned his father.

"I could ask you the same question," Lucius said and pointed at Harry dangling around Draco's waist.

"Urm- Yeah. Well, urm. It's just a fling, father."

"A FLING? IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU?" Harry cried out.

"No, you aren't, but-"

"HE ISN'T A FLING?" Lucius screamed.

"Shut up! All of you! I love Harry, and Harry loves me. We're together," Draco said proudly and kissed Harry on his lips.

"Auch! Too much information!" the llama yelled dramatically.

Lucius was on the point of the great break-down, when the llama took its head off and revealed a whole other personality.

"Sev?" Draco stared at his godfather with great amazement.

"Snape?" Harry asked with an open mouth.

"Yeah, yeah, it's me."

"But- why?" Draco uttered.

Lucius had grabbed Severus from the back and nuzzled his nose against Severus' neck. "It's a little game we like to play. The Llama And The Ferret, it's called. But urm- Sevvie here got a bit lost. Didn't you?"

"Uhu, I did." Severus admitted and kissed Lucius on his nose.

Harry was too stunned for words. Lucius Malfoy and Snape, making out in front of him. Ugh.

Draco sighed deeply. "Father, you're just gross. A llama and ferret role-playing game? Sick."

But Lucius didn't hear a thing of Draco's comments anymore, as he was swept away by Severus, off to a secret room probably. To shag. Or worse: play llama versus ferret games.

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"Draco? Aren't you mad?" Harry asked his boyfriend as they were laying casually on Draco's bed.

"Mad? Why?"

"Because your father is seeing... Snape?"

Draco snickered. "Harry, my father has been involved with Severus from Hogwarts on. He only married my mother to produce and heir. Me."

"Ow."

"You think it's weird, right?"

"Yes I do," Harry answered.

"Let me show you weird!" Draco cried out and kissed Harry fiercely on his lips.

"Mmmm, no weirdness yet," Harry commented.

Draco giggled and pinned Harry down on the bed. He ripped Harry's shirt to pieces and started to nibble on Harry's nipples.

"Ooooh! Weirdness!" Harry screamed.

And in the corner of Draco's bed was a small brown animal staring at the couple with a smirk on his lips. It was plushy Harry, the llama.

...THE END...

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