Rating:
R
House:
Astronomy Tower
Characters:
Peter Pettigrew Remus Lupin Sirius Black
Genres:
Romance Slash
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 04/27/2004
Updated: 04/27/2004
Words: 508
Chapters: 1
Hits: 779

Try-outs

Ninotsjka

Story Summary:
Remus and Sirius wonder: what makes men so unresistable for women? RL/SB

Posted:
04/27/2004
Hits:
778
Author's Note:
My first slash fic. At least that is completely slash. Hope you all like it. I've done this for a challenge that said to write what you ship... so here it is!


Try-outs

Sirius and Remus sat in their dorm room at Hogwarts.

"I saw Peter snogging Oswald behind some bushes..." Sirius said.
"I don't know what he sees in men anyway! They are not even remotely attractive!" Remus replied.

"So you don't understand girls either?" Sirius added.

"No, and I think James still can't get to understand where Lily is coming from..."

"Well, maybe we should try it out?"

"What?"

"Snogging a guy! Maybe then we'll know what makes girls tick!" Sirius said.

"It's worth a shot."

So they leaned in towards each other. Their lips met.

Sirius' hand went immediately towards Remus' neck to pull him in closer. Their mouths opened, their tongues started to join in the fun!

They couldn't help themselves and they let nature take over. They quickly undressed and drew the curtains of Sirius' four-poster bed.

They caressed each other's body. Kissing it. Every touch heating up their desire for the other. Their erections rose. It wasn't long before they went over to the more invading practices. They took it in turns to shag the other. Finally they screamed the other's name in ecstasy

~~~~~

They lay there, naked on the blankets. It had been intense; it had been full of passion. They wanted more...

"Wow!" said Sirius. " You're a great lover, Moony!"

"So are you, Padfoot! We should do this more often!"

"Indeed. But even if we don't I know fully understand why girls see so much in us men..."

"We're hot, we're sexy and make love full of passion!"

~~~~~

At that moment Peter came into the room.

"Sirius, Remus? Are you two here?"

There was no answer. The curtains of Sirius' bed where drawn. That was nothing new. Sirius often did that when he wanted to shag some girl. Who had it been this time...

"I saw James and Lily snogging in the Common Room... It seems that James finally gets what he wished for!" Peter said.

"WHAT!" Sirius opened the curtains. And within a second he stood next to his bed.

"WHERE?" Remus said, sitting bolt upright in Sirius' bed.

"Sirius, you're naked. And Remus, what are you doing naked in Sirius' bed?" Peter asked.

Sirius and Remus blushed and covered themselves up.

"I don't remember. We must have been hit on the head and gotten knocked out. Then someone must have dragged Remus to my bed and undressed us both. Making it look like..."

"Ewww... that's disgusting! Someone wanting to make James and me believe that two of our best friends would sleep together!"

"Yeah, it is!" Remus agreed.

Peter left the room.

~~~~~

"Thank Merlin, you thought of that one!"

"Thank Merlin, he so stupid that he actually bought the story. What would James say if he heard it?"

"He could see the headlines already: Sirius Black, God's gift to women turns gay!"

"Haha!"

~~~~~

It was time to get dressed. They didn't want to be interrupted again!

"Next time, we'll use the Prefect's Bathroom! There less people there and we can lock the room!" Remus said.


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