Screw You, Granger!

Chapter seven: Babies

It was now the end of the school year. Ginny Malfoy, about nine months pregnant, had just finished her OWLs. Her baby was due any moment. So were McGonagall's, Trelawney's and Hermione's. She could have done without the fussing of Madam Pomfrey. She shouldn't stand so much. But she had to. She had to do those damn exams! Her stomach gave a lurch. It probably was nothing, but she made her way towards the Hospital Wing anyway. Before she had reached it her stomach gave another lurch and she felt her underpants being soaked. She was in labour!

At the end of his last exam that day. It had been a practical by Flitwick, an anxious, and annoying Creevey came stumbling in. He mumbled something.

"Labour, Ginny."

Ginny, my child...

"Sorry, Professor! I think I'm needed in the Hospital Wing," Draco quickly said.

"I'll come too. I want to see how my wife is doing... It are the last straws for her too, you know. She said she's expecting a girl!"

How nice! As he reached the Hospital Wing he was just in time to support Ginny. It looked like it was going to take long, but it didn't within an hour or three she had given birth to a little baby boy with his blond hair and her brown eyes.

"What shall we call him?" she asked.

"Troy," he said. "Troy Lucius Arthur Malfoy!"

"Ok," she said and Madam Pomfrey wrote it down.

"Hey, little one," Ginny spoke to their son. "Soon you'll have a cousin!"

"Provided the child is Ron's and not Snape's..."

"I mean Trelawney..." Ginny mouthed. "But that one won't be raised as a Weasley. Hermione's will!"

"Ok, I get your point!"

At that moment Ron came in, supporting Hermione. She was obviously in a lot of pain. Labour... Ginny was given a wheelchair and Draco rolled her and Troy to her brother.

"Hello!" she said. "You can do it Hermione! I did it, and I'm younger than you are.

Madam Pomfrey hushed forwards.

"You should've come sooner, Mrs. Weasley!" It seemed she was all ready to push. So within half an hour Troy had a cousin. Hermione had given birth to a baby girl with greasy, curly black hair! They named her Athena Molly Weasley.

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The same day Professor Trelawney gave birth to a little baby boy with flaming red hair called Aurelius Flitwick. And McGonagall gave birth to a baby girl with auburn red hair. They named her Amelia Leonie Dumbledore.

The parents were allowed to visit each other and each showed their babies to the other couples. When Draco saw McGonagall's baby he was so ecstatic with joy that he kissed his wife quickly on the cheek! It wasn't his baby. It really was Dumbledore's baby. He had only joked when he had said to Pansy that it probably was Dumbledore! But the stupid man's horny face had told the truth! Dumbledore really had the hots for her and well since she was a cat and cats needed stimulation to get pregnant. He probably only warmed her up for him!

It was such a relief. And he made a vow to himself and to his wife later that night, never to go in on such stupid dares ever again!

~~THE END~~