Screw You, Granger!

Chapter five: Something hanging in the air

Why couldn't he get McGonagall out of his head! It wasn't as if he really loved the woman. Two months had passed since he had slept with McGonagall and all that time the memory of her touch; the willingness of her flesh haunted him. He hadn't done anyone in those months. That was definitely a first.

McGonagall had stopped to teach classes in the morning. They had a substitute for those. Maybe she suddenly developed a cranky mood during the mornings. But somewhere in his mind he knew better. He had seen other people doing the same as her. He just couldn't remember where. It wasn't until Dumbledore summoned them all to a mutual breakfast together that he knew why it was McGonagall's condition sounded so familiar.

"Students! We'll be joined by a substitute Transfiguration teacher Ms. Delacour!"

The Hall applauded. The remembered Ms. Delacour as one of the four Triwizard Champions two years ago. Dumbledore silenced them.

"Professor McGonagall will teach only her afternoon classes. The joyous reason why she has to cut down her classes is because she's pregnant!"

Draco was in shock. McGonagall pregnant! His child... Granger, Potter and Weasel King were going to have a field day when this got out. Not to mention the Daily Prophet or the Quibbler. He could see the headlines already.

'16-year-old student impregnates teacher'

Thank Merlin he put a Memory Charm on her. But too many people knew about the dare.

When he looked towards the Gryffindor table, the annoying threesome was already watching at him. He could always tell them that he chickened out of the dare... That would be much easier than to admit he had done what he did. That Memory Charm sounded so good now.

But there was more news the next day. It appeared that some students were also pregnant. Granger and Weaselette. He had slept with them, well not with Granger, but he had done Weaselette in the Room of Requirement just before McGonagall. He was in trouble now and he knew it.

Hermione's dare was with Snape, but Granger had Weasel King as a boyfriend. So was the Mudblood pregnant by Snape or Weasel King? He hoped that it was Weasel King. Lucky for Weasel King that Trelawney wasn't pregnant...

"Firenze will later in the year take over all Trelawney's classes for the same joyous reason as McGonagall!" Dumbledore said.

It was now Weasel King's turn to look terrified. Draco smirked. He wasn't the only one to get into trouble.

"The old fraud hadn't seen this coming, had see!" Blaise said.

"Yeah, and now I know why Potter and co are glaring at us! They are mad at us. I impregnated Weaselette and set Weasel King the dare that made the fraud pregnant. Whilst you set the dare that got the Granger Mudblood pregnant!"

"But how did McGonagall get pregnant? Was it the Mudblood's dare?" Pansy asked.

"Nah, it probably was Dumbledore, can't you see the stupid man's horny face! He has the hots for her!"

"You're right. I must be blind not to see it sooner!" Pansy said.

Yes, you are blind, you cow. You didn't even notice that I was lying!