On The Green

Chapter three: Shag the Slytherin

October 20^th

Gryffindor won. No wonder. Like I said we have the best Seeker. But I did it. I went to Professor Snape to comfort him about Slytherins loss. I told him that there'd be a time again, when Slytherin would defeat Gryffindor again. Probably when Harry had left school. He started to rant about how Harry always seemed to haunt him etc. I even got as far as laying my arm casually on his shoulders. At the end he even hugged me. I was in seventh heaven. I guess he did it to thank me for my support. With the end I mean, before he realised I am a student.

At that moment my plan when down the drain. He yelled at me... Subtracted forty points from Gryffindor and told me to, I quote, "get the hell out of his office!" But at least he hugged me. My sexy Sevvy hugged me! In a way I felt that he was quite excited about me too. According to his member I felt pressing against me during the hug. Sevvy wants me! I can't believe it.

The Slytherins would probably say that he obviously had seen "way to less pussy". I'm quoting Malfoy by the way. He said that to me after we did it the first time. I say did it, because the way Malfoy does it, you can hardly call it anything else. And yes, it did happen more than once. Not because it was good, but well just because. It's the Slytherin way of life and I've got to get to know it; get used to it.

But Draco, well I can't stand him. He came to me yesterday. Wanting some more... I can recall our conversation perfectly.

"Hey Green, give me some pussy tonight!"

"No, Malfoy. But it seems as if Blaise or Pansy are more than willing to..."

"Blaise is a guy! I'm not gay! I'm willing to try another taste tonight, but that's not the taste that I'm looking for."

"Well, you could try Cho Chang..."

"Too whiny, too blue."

"Hannah Abbott or Susan Bones?"

"Nah, too childish. They have pigtails!"

"I thought you'd like to nibble on pigtails! You do on mine..."

"Well... yours are different."

"Ginny then?"

"Weaselette?"

"Yes, her. Or is she too feisty for you?"

"No, but she'll never agree to come."

"I'll put in a good word for you! Where do you want to meet her?"

He thought. It was quite strange to see Malfoy thinking, I can assure you.

"The Room of Requirement!"

"I'll arrange it!"

And with those words I walked away. I haven't exactly told Ginny that it is Draco she'd meet in the RoR (short for Room of Requirement. It's way too long to repeat every time.) I hope he brings a lock for the damn room. But I certainly hope that Ginny is coming back with a better attitude than after she shagged Neville. Yes, she and Neville went all the way after the Yule Ball. She was in a terrible state of mind afterwards. I guess that's why she hooked up with that Corner guy from Ravenclaw. But they are both cheating on each other. Corner with the new Moaning Myrtle: Crying Cho. And Ginny, well she'll have Draco. I know she did Colin twice. But I got the impression that Colin wanted to photograph her as she reached her climax. She wasn't too pleased with that. Suits her right though. I'm off to find Colin. I want to frame one for Malfoy!

October 21^st

Ginny came back with a huge smile on her face. She said it had never been better. Is this the same Draco Malfoy we're talking about? Well, everybody his or her own taste. Talking about strange tastes though: Harry dates Loony! Who would have thought he had a thing for loonies? But then again... they are a lovely couple. Or so everybody keeps telling me.

Ginny is annoying me once more. Draco this, Draco that. She actually wears a button that says: I know what I want and with one tap it says: I want to shag Draco. The girl has completely lost her mind over the boy.

Next time I'll set Draco up with Justin, the fag! It's a fag otherwise he wouldn't be snogging Dean in a broom closet. And which straight guy is called Finch-Fletchley. It a fag's name, I tell you. And it suits him, because he is one.

Sevvy isn't too pissed with me, thank God. Luckily I didn't call him Sevvy Yesterday. That would have brought him even closer to the edge. He was back to his old self again. But I'm not. I kept looking at his robes, thinking about what was underneath it. Wonder who's better: sexy Sevvy or Malfoy!