Hellblazer: Hogwarts

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. John Constantine's arrived in the Potterverse - sans equipment, wand, or even as much as a place to stay. Fortunately for the baffled magus, Albus Dumbledore needs a position filled. Now if John could only find a place to smoke in peace!

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. John Constantine's got two weeks to go before his demonstration of wizarding skills for Dumbledore, and goes for a walk in the Forbidden Forest to clear his head. Too bad he meets some of the locals...

Just an interlude in which John Constantine makes the most of his time stuck in the Potterverse. A man's got to eat, after all- and scrape up enough money for Hogwarts texts, by fair means or foul.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Today's the day John Constantine demonstrates his skill with a wand- against Professor Snape.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Dumbledore signs John Constantine to his Hogwarts contract, and John meets the school's spectral residents- not all for the better.

It's a week from the start of the fall term at Hogwarts, and John Constantine's almost ready for his first stint at formal teaching. He's got a few more surprises coming, though... and some of them are not pleasant at ALL. Warning: Includes a terrorist incident.

After the explosion that destroyed the Hog's Head, John Constantine is the only suspect to hand- and Alastor Moody the only trained interrogator around. Add Professor Snape into the mix, and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher's not getting out of this situation easily...

New chapter at last! The students have arrived, and John Constantine's got to get through the Welcome Feast- and a Sorting all his own...