- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Astronomy Tower
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Slash Romance
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
-
Published: 06/14/2003Updated: 09/28/2003Words: 53,207Chapters: 11Hits: 178,233
All Bets Are Off
Allegra
- Story Summary:
- I am SICK of Good-little-innocent!Harry...````Enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet, a couple of Really Cunning Plans - and there you have it, "Forty days and forty nights", Hogwarts style. Mayhem ensues! ````Warning: judicious use of Emphatic Capital Letters and idiotic one-liners.
All Bets Are Off Prologue
06/14/2003I am SICK of Good-little-innocent!Harry...
Chapter 04
07/30/2003I am sick of Good-Little-Innocent!Harry...enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet with Slytherin-Sex-God!Draco, a few Cunning Plans, some serious humiliation and a lot of laughs! This chapter: dare I mention strip tease and Trelawney in the same sentence? Ewwww!
Chapter 05
07/30/2003I am sick of Good-Little-Innocent!Harry...enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet with Slytherin-Sex-God!Draco, a few Cunning Plans, some serious humiliation and a lot of laughs! This chapter: Draco...shower...Draco in the shower...Draco naked in the shower...mmmmmmnnnn!
Chapter 06
07/30/2003I am sick of Good-Little-Innocent!Harry...enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet with Slytherin-Sex-God!Draco, a few Cunning Plans, some serious humiliation and a lot of laughs! This chapter: APHRODISIAC POTIONS! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Chapter 07
08/21/2003I am SICK of Good-Little-Innocent!Harry.... Enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet with Slytherin-Sex-God!Draco, a few Cunning Plans, some serious humiliation, and a lot of laughs! This chapter: More Quidditch, spectacular faceplants, the Infirmary, hex-wars and Detention! rah!
Chapter 08
09/07/2003I am SICK of Good-Little-Innocent!Harry....enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet with Slytherin-Sex-God!Draco, a few Cunning Plans, some serious humiliation and a lot of laughs! This chapter: Muchos whining, Slightly Cunning Plans, Those Trousers make a comeback, Leg-locker curses and Harry gets Very Angry....eep!
Chapter 09
09/28/2003I am SICK of Good-Little-Innocent!Harry...Enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet with Slytherin-Sex-God!Draco, a few Cunning Plans, some serious humiliation, and a lot of laughs...This Chapter: Sex. I can't glorify it any more than that. Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex and More Sex! Whee!
All Bets Are Off epilogue
09/28/2003I am SICK of Good-Little-Innocent!Harry...Enter Playboy!Harry and his Overinflated Ego, a challenge, a bet with Slytherin-Sex-God!Draco, a few Cunning Plans, some serious humiliation, and a lot of laughs...This Chapter: It's all over *sniff*...Happy ending anyone???