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Cultural Exchange by KariMalfoy
06/07/2004What happens when a bunch of American muggles get transferred to Hogwarts for almost a whole school year? Total hell, thats what! Read and find out about the adventures of six crazy teenage muggles and their three wizard friends!
Thoughts of Class by Schemer
03/31/2004It's the seventh year of Hogwarts for Lily Evans. It’s Monday, and, against her better judgement, she’s sitting in History of Magic``class. Professor Binns is teaching them about the Russian Revolutin. She’s so bored she’d be prepared to gouge out her beautiful green eyes with a teaspoon, were it not for the rather interesting distraction in the form of…guess who?``P.S. This is short, sweet and sneaky. Just the way I like ‘em.
The House Guest by Calophi
07/31/2003Draco's and Ginny's parents make arrangements that force the two of them to spend the entire summer in Malfoy Manor together alone....or are they?
Remember Me by Saitaina
12/31/2001Remembrances of a long long since ended
A Comedy of Errors by Miss Moral
01/02/2004Harry wanted to propose to Hermione before the last week of their time in Hogwarts was up. Mistakes, mistakes and more mistakes. A challenge from the FictionAlleyPark's Pumpkin Pie thread. H/Hr, R/L, D/G. Please R/R!
Skewed Reality by Hypothetical Madness
12/30/2003It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and all he wants is to be the lead guitarist in a rock band. Sure, his friends agree easily enough, but when it comes to finding a singer who can also play second guitar, things aren't so easy. So it's a surprise to Harry when he finds the perfect person for the job -- Draco Malfoy. A few late-night band practices take a decidedly strange toll on Harry's brain, and he can't seem to get the silvery-blond haired boy out of his head.
Alexandra Sutton and the Nighthawk's Trinket by catmeat
02/27/2005Sequel to, One Day in the Life of Alexandra Sutton. After finishing her OWL's, Alex Sutton only wanted a relaxing summer before begining her NEWT's. Unfortunately, families have a way of complicating things. Includes the full story of how Summers and Fawcett got their beards.
A Million Hours Left to Think of You and Think of That by Aurora
09/19/2007George and Angelina make a mistake.
Cherchez La Femme by Missile Envy
05/12/2005When Lily Evans is the inadvertent victim of one of his pranks, James Potter decides that he'll do absolutely ANYTHING to make it up to her. Hijinks ensue. Only tangentially part of the Two to Lead universe; you don't have to read the other story to get this one.
Until Midnight by Rosali
11/22/2006Harry asked one thing from his friends after they decided to go after the Horcruxes and through all this war together, but now that it's over, he finds his priorities and points of view aren't as clear as they were back then.
Greatest Loss by DoubleL27
11/23/2003All it takes is one death to shake up an entire family and leave them wondering what's next. A glimpse at the Weasley clan and friends as they are forced to deal with the death of their matriarch. Series of short slightly interconnected vignettes.
And We Go On by MZalanda
06/06/2006After the great War of the Wands, Ginny, four other adults, and seven children are forced underground. Ten years later, a mysterious book belonging to Dumbledore reveals itself to Ginny. The small group is filled with hope, but the ritual they must perform puts the lives of the children in danger. Will the children be able to succeed where Harry Potter failed?
Touch can have a dreamlike magic all its own. A set of tiny linked H/D vignettes that set out to piece together just what love can mean. Slashy, fluffy and sensual.
Painters' Primer by Shatter_glass
11/04/2003Harry falls off horses, Draco gets covered in paint, the author takes herself entirely too seriously. We all love a good artist!Draco fic, n'est pas?
You Live, You Fail, You Die by TalynSlytherin
01/15/2005Draco is desperately trying to cope with his new life. Having to deal with with a horrible curse, a new position, nasty students and finally a growing attraction to a redheaded Gryffindor isn't making matters any easier....
Fall on Me by Mariner
09/29/2002After fourteen years apart, how well does Remus still know Sirius? And how well does Sirius know himself?
Harry Potter, Broadway Style! Rent by azriona
11/02/2003Professor Sprout has a crush on the new DADA professor - never mind that he's a bit hairy once a month. And Percy Weasley is forced to make a choice between Penelope and Oliver. Featuring a simply stunning duet by the Weasley Twins. Some slash. A parody of the rock-musical "Rent."
Two Mortal Hours by raindrop
08/24/2006Ginny Weasley is late. Late to witness the House Cup being given to Gryffindor. All because of a sleazy Slytherin (who really isn't attractive, but still she can't get enough of him). In the panic that arises, Ginny commits a mistake, a mistake that will most likely - no - surely and obviously haunt her forever. If she could only untie that knot!
Twenty Seven Seconds by Kimby
08/01/2003Exactly how long does it take Harry Potter to fall in love? (H/D slash)
Disgustingly Noble by Sue Bridehead
06/27/2005On their last night before going to an exclusive Quidditch training camp for six weeks, Ron and Harry take Hermione and Ginny out for a special dinner.
That Riddle, Snape... by Sigune
12/13/2005Is Snape evil? I don't think so. Apart from it being an awful letdown, it would also mean that JKR is a sloppy writer. Is Snape good? Well, he has just cast an Unforgivable Curse, and we all know what that does to your soul, so far from me to go and claim he's all sweet and nice and so misunderstood. But maybe he needn't be either of those. Here is my theory for Snape's behaviour in HBP, in a long (but hopefully not dry) essay with plenty of canon reference :-).
Honeyed Poison by Talisman1983
05/05/2002The Ministry imposes sanctions to prevent Draco joining the Death Eaters, not realising that Draco’s destiny is an inseparable part of his character. Left with no way out, Draco co-operates and finds an outlet for his frustration with a certain Gryffindor.
Twists of Fate by K Weasley
03/29/2002Severus Snape has lived his humble life deep in Hogwarts' dungeons. Overworked, underpaid, and extremely irked by his students, Severus also spies into Voldemort's plans for Dumbledore. So when the new Defence teacher is a woman, it's no surprise that once again Severus despises the teacher...but could his hate turn to something else unwillingly?
Cho Chang's Guide To Killing Hermione Granger by Qweasley10
08/11/2003Well we've all assumed that Cho Chang may be a bit off, but just see how crazy she can really be. Slight R/Hr.
This is just a funny lil' fic about how Hermione is like totally clueless~!~ R/Hr (of course~!~)
Until My Dying Day by LilithDastalour
04/28/2004Harry Potter has always wanted to know more about his family. How did his mother and father fall in love? Did Sirius ever have a real relationship? Why did they suspect Lupin of leaking information to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Calandra Adwen was Lily Evan’s best friend and is just the woman to tell Harry everything he wants to know about the past. A MWPP story told in flashbacks. Romance, tragedy, humor, and deception galore! J/L, SB/OC
The Best of Friends by Genius
09/12/2004Harry and Gin are married, as are Nev and Luna, Remus and Tonks, Ron and Herm. Their kids are all at Hogwarts, and Moldy Voldy is alive and kicking. Go Gryffindor! Ella and James Potter are armed with invisibility and a map...
A mainly internal monolouge from Ron's point of view concerning the events following in the year after the Final Battle. Caimen, Ron and Hermione's oldest son and Harry's Godson, is pointing at a picture taken of Ron, Hermione, and Harry moments after the three had graduated from Hogwarts. Ron is looking at the picture on the other page of the album, of two grave stones surrounded by a field of wildflowers and a weeping willow.
Steady Rollin' Woman by jlh
08/25/2003Mandy can give Harry something that Hermione can't. Or can she? Seamus doesn't think so, and as always, he has an idea . . . ````A Harry/Hermione ficlet based on Eight Ways from Sunday.
The Letter by AnGeLiC8o8PnAi
03/23/2003One letter, two hearts. Read a letter from one to another.
Indistinct in the Distance by Kettle
05/15/2006How easy it is to lie, to misunderstand, and to separate ourselves from the people we love.
When it Snows in August by Fantail100
11/03/2002This is a great (if i do say so myself) Harry/Ginny fic. Basically fluff, but nice fluff all the same.
The Deadliest Sin by Darsynia
05/19/2006Severus Snape had already made his commitment to the Death Eaters when Lily Evans arrived at his door--a complication he hadn't expected, a temptation he almost couldn't resist.
The Jealousy Gambit by Slumber
08/10/2003Short, sweet, and slashy. Zach asks Harry for wand lessons, and someone isn't very pleased at all.
Dark Angel by Ravenesque
07/12/2006It started with the cloaked figure in the window...watching. From there Hermione learns there is no black and white in a war, only shades of gray and the Dark Angel that comes to her rescue...or does he?
Severus Snape is alone in his dungeons when memories of the only woman he had ever loved come flooding to him. A Lily/Snape ficlet with a twist that is rarely (if ever) seen.
Crossing Wards by Lily Michelle
06/12/2006Lives change when wards are crossed.
A Hogwarts Christmas Carol by Alice in Muggleland
12/20/2002Come on. Someone had to write this, and I've thrown myself to the task so we can all enjoy a little overly predictable Christmas Cheer featuring Draco 'tightwad' Malfoy. I just love the Dickens out of 'A Christmas Carol', so I have endeavored to bring to the light of day this ghostly little Hogwarts story guaranteed to make dear Charles Dickens to roll over in his grave and someone whose name rhymes with 'J.K. Bowling' get back to work on her novel so we'll stop writing this fan fic stuff and make her richer. So pour yourself a little Ogden's Old Firewhiskey in your eggnog, sit by the fireplace, or an exceedingly large candle, with your favorite house-elf or loved one and enjoy 'A Hogwarts Christmas Carol'.
His Secret Revealed by LeeleePotter
11/30/2002It seemed that Ron Weasley thought that he knew Harry Potter quite well. But Harry has a secret that would shock anyone and Ron's about to find out. Who will he run to for comfort when he finds out? And what was he doing at the Quidditch pitch late in the evening.``Also: What on earth has got Cedric Diggory and Rodger Davies giggling like a couple of girls?
Rhonda, Hermes and Harriet by Kiwi
01/02/2004Hermione and Ron have been fighting a lot lately. Will one of their rows go a little too far? Love Triangle involved.
Once Upon a Masquerade by Cinderellen
06/26/2005Ginny meets her Prince Charming at a masked ball, but he may not turn out to be a dream come true.
After the Yule Ball by Kay Elle Hunter
07/05/2002A very short fic set after the Yule Ball in fourth year, where Ron tells Hermione the feelings he holds for her.
Remmy on a Stick! by Lesse
03/11/2003Remmy on a Stick?! Sirius wants to know why a certain girl thinks that Remmy on a Stick would be yummy? Perhaps he'll find out why as well as some other things...
For Ever and For Always, Held In Your Arms by IHeartHogwarts
02/17/2006Harry breaks up with Ginny, not wanting her to get hurt during the war, and someone unexpected comes to comfort her. Ginny realizes that break-ups can sometimes lead you to find your actual true love.
Conversations with a Hat by TeenTypist
06/30/2005Have you ever wondered about what goes on between the ickle-firstie on the stool and the Sorting Hat? How much do the first years influence their placement? Or was Harry a special case? What could have possessed the Hat to put people where he put them? Well, now it’s time for you to find out.
Into the Unknown by Allykat
03/19/2003After an extremely personal conversation with the Boy Who Lived, a certain Gryffindor explores her true feelings for him.
Fates Collide by Cranecreator
01/08/2003Malfoy finds a girl at Hogwarts he knows nothing about and is curious to know. She has a fate that rules her ways and decrees him as her sworn enemy.
Amber-Lynn Zabini may be Blaise's twin sister, but they couldn't be more different. Amber has come to live with her best friend, Luna Lovegood. Together, they overcome many obstacles, including an arranged marrage, Death Eaters, and strange love interests. Amber may seem like an average teenage girl on the surface, but, below the facade she has grown to hide behind, is a whole different person.
Special Protection by Rachel Codwallen
01/18/2004Hermione is threatened by powers she doesn’t know she has, and is protected by a special charmed friend.
Love Scene by Elektra
11/24/2002The classic deathbed scene, Draco/Pansy style. In the aftermath of Voldemort's final defeat, Draco and Pansy have one last conversation.
Lying to Myself by Flaming_Orange
03/08/2005What do you get when you mix Snape, Hermione, a pair of tight hot pink leather pants, a spoon and a really really big hole? Hermione doesn't want to believe it either, but there is no escape - and there is no denying the inevitable.
The Hedwig Chronicles by caducee
02/19/2005It's the Leaving Ball and Sirius Black and Cassandra Sanscrit find each other in the Gryffindor Tower, only to spark off their nine year-old feud and resulting in a hasty flee and resentment and... something more.
Cornered Again by BloodDragon
04/08/2004Harry/Draco Slash. Inspired by LinnPuzzle's picture, but different plot from "Cornered".
Requital by AmethystPhoenix
07/19/2004Sequel to Avocado. The past comes back to haunt Tonks when Charlie is murdered by none other than her cousin Draco. But is everything what it seems? Or is there more to the story?
Draco Malfoy - a good guy?! It looks that way, and the Death Eaters want to kill him for it. Can Hermione Granger actually have feelings for him? Light, romantic, somewhat amusing read that leaves you speculating on the future.
My Ginny by Luna_Lovegood831
08/14/2003Harry is having a hard first two weeks back at Privet Drive. He has to do chores and he liked the Dursleys better when they were mean. He gets a visit from the Weasleys and goes to live with them. He finds something he really thought he wouldn't. H/G
As Long As You Love Me by lexipotter
09/17/2002Remus and Hermione are in love. But they both don't know about eachother's feelings. An encounter at the Astronomy Tower makes them aware. Just a short fluffy song fic :)
The Ending of Harry Potter by Jorja Phoenix
08/13/2004How do you think the Harry Potter Series will end? Everyone has their own opinion and I'm here to give you mine. It's told in Hermione's POV and it does contain slash and some Ron bashing.
The Other Star by AEprk01
06/13/2002Remus Lupin puts into perspective his thoughts and feelings about events both before and after Sirius Black's escape.
A Place for Us by Elf Flame
01/12/2005Lily Evans and Hestia Jones make a bet--about Severus Snape. Marauders school years.
Bitter and Sweet and Something Else by Cinnamon Wolf
04/03/2006Sirius Black muses on the twists his life has taken, the love he could never help, the times of school and the times beyond... but mostly Remus Lupin, and the mystery thereof. POV fic. A little fun, a little intense, a little of everything. R/S slash, but I promise it's good for everyone. I'll let you figure out when it's set...
I Suck at Letters, Love Ron by Lanni Weasley
02/18/2005Ron is very bored. With Ginny writing to some boy; Fred, George, Bill, Charlie, and his dad busy at work; his mum busy cleaning the Burrow all the time; and Harry not responding to his letters, Ron has no one to talk to. So, he writes a letter to Hermione and tries his best not to reveal his "secret" crush on her. But even that proves to be difficult for Ron to handle. Short and fluffy.
Now or Never by QueenStrata
08/02/2003Sirius Black, the Prisoner of Azkaban? Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived? The Gryffindor Trio? Nah. I'd like you to meet David Tektik, his dog Padfoot, his best friend Draco Malfoy, and the crazy gang from New Jersey. He isn't just the Boy-Who-Lived anymore.
Stealing Him Back by Olitrin
01/13/2006Written Pre HBP. During the war, unlikely friendships were born, and a few weeks after the war ended, the small group went on a yacht to celebrate the victory. When a storm brews on the horizon without notice, however, the calm doesn't last for long.
Don't Cry For Us by Alysia Twilight
06/29/2003Ron asks Hermione a question, and when she answers, it changes the entire way they act towards everyone. But, since Voldemort's on the rise again, pureblooded love with muggleborn love separates, and the future can change with one shedded tear.
Come Undone by Abaddon
07/11/2003The secrets of Malfoy Manor do not easily give themselves up. [Harry/Draco, Harry/Lucius]
Whaddya Do That For? by Mistral
05/18/2002If Hermione had a sister, how would she react to Ron? Probably the way a lot of us R/H-ers would...
The Sock by Silvertongue
06/04/2006James Potter has a hole in his sock, and he can't help wishing the girl sitting across from him were someone else.
I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today! by Calliope
01/23/2003What happens when Ron has to fill in at Gred and Forge's Qwick-Stop Wizard Convenience Store? Mob scenes, a funeral, a Quidditch match, a dead guy in the bathroom, Draco the drug dealer, and more. A complete rip off of Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks". Featuring Dante!Ron, Randall!Harry, Veronica!Hermione, William!Neville, Caitlyn!Fleur, Jay!Draco and... Silent Bob as himself. Everyone's totally and completely OOC. (Except Silent Bob. He doesn't talk much here either.)
Draco Malfoy's Kill-Her Birthday by Clairvoyant Snake
10/04/2002When Draco receives a gift from his father, what will he decide to do with it? An unfortunate situation leads to a path in life that Draco never before considered, but how will he gain what he wants? How can he hold onto the dead? Draco/Hermione.
Fortunes of Fables by MidniteMarauder
07/22/2005James and Sirius discover the joys of Chinese take-away and those pesky fortune cookies. Set during MWPP era between sixth and seventh year. R/S implied, unrequited J/L.
Losing Harry by Batsnumbereleven
03/04/2007Ginny Weasley knows she's lost Harry Potter before, and that he has a burden to carry that transcends any relationship they might have. That doesn't make it any easier on her when he has to leave her behind yet again. Harry knows now what he's leaving behind when destiny calls - after dropping out of Ginny's life on previous occasions without giving it a thought. How does he cope with that and his fate at the same time?
A Wrinkle in Time by Rosali
09/26/2006The War is over, but it took the lives of Harry and Hermione ruthlessly. However, they still have a little time and Luna and Ron manage to give them the limbo they deserve to be happy... at least for one time in their lives.
Red Moon Rising by El Sila
05/23/2004After fleeing the devastation of the Second War, Ginny finds herself alone in a Romanian dragon camp. She is taken in by the elder witches who will teach her to wield a magic too ancient for any wand. She searches for a cure to a mysterious illness that befalls the camp and receives help from an unexpected source, Draco Malfoy. But dragons are not the only danger Romania has to offer them...
I'll Be by Gale and Geleen Gernalin
10/05/2002(Calling all D/Hr Shippers!) A song by Edwin McCain. Where the war is over, Draco finds himself in their Manor where one of the final battles took place. He noticed a crumpled figure in a corner. It was Hermione. Is he too late?
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night by Fabio P. Barbieri
01/10/2005It was a dark and stormy night... the kind of night when ghosts are abroad...
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt
09/27/2004At the beginning of 6th year, Hermione Granger stumbles across an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now, four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. A slightly A/U story with the Four Heirs meeting many adventures, a lot of pain and sadness, and coming to realize the greatest powers in the world are trust and love. Contains H/Hr, D/G, and R/LL.
World's Clash by NJOW
12/08/2005So, is it always the Trio at the center of the excitement? Absolutely not! When a Ravenclaw Head Girl, Snape's Daughter, McGonagall's Granddaughter, and a lover of animals comes together to fall in love and save a vampire friend of theirs, you can bet that the Trio is only a bit involved. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Set in Harry's Fifth Year. AU.
Curled Up Deep by Elektra
08/29/2002Companion to "Not Quite A Fairy Tale." Ron's side of the story as he watches Hermione sleep.
In the Dark Lord's Service by Kaia_McCawber
08/22/2004Sly, sexy, twisted and evil. Drawing inspiration from JKR's official site, this story follows the AU character, Pyrites, on the night of the Potters' murder. Includes Wormtail's betrayal and a wizard's duel or two. Dark, dramatic stuff...and oh yeah, Sirius Black shows up to make things even better.
It's a Potter Thing by hollytiger
09/09/2003H/Hr love. Post-Hogwarts.
Spoils of Vanity by ironlemur
09/25/2004Ravenclaw are the smartest and wisest, none can match their skills or their knowledge. When two fifth years decide to delve into the secrets of one of the most ancient and dangerous of races, they know that they cannot fail. They are Ravenclaw, and Ravenclaw are the best, aren't they? Even if things go wrong, they have the skills to help themselves out of it. Sometimes a little knowledge is a deadly thing and a slip can cost you everything. Set during Goblet of Fire.
Just A Dream Or Fate? by DarkFleur Delacour
05/21/2003Lately Draco has been having disturbing dreams about himself and Hermione. Utterly disgusted with himself he ignores the urge to tell Hermione``his feelings, but he finds himself stalking her, which makes his feelings for her stronger. Will he confess all to Hermione?
I Can Never Get Enough by rj1981
09/27/2003Just a little bit of fluff to warm the Femmeslash heart! Viva la Revolucion! My experiment in first-person perspective. Hr/G.
Hermione's Game by Qing-Jou Granger
08/09/2002An AU fic based on Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game, an amazing sci-fi novel that has captured the minds and hearts of millions. Hermione's Game begins with a visit to the Burrow, where The Trio, Ginny, Hermione's little sister Aemillia, and someone who shall remain unnamed, are sucked into a world of futuristic design, deceit, and deadly lies. Can they find their way back home, or will their presence change the world's history forever?
Playing For Keeps by Thalia M Kendall
02/27/2003Oliver Wood, Captain and Keeper of Puddlemere United, certainly has a busy season. And in a game against the Holyhead Harpies, he meets an unexpected match. Will this game have effects on not only his Quidditch career, but his life as well?
Harry Potter and the Forbidden Truth by QueenC
08/07/2002It’s Harry’s 7th Year and he is returning to Hogwarts for the final time. While on the Hogwarts Express the trio, as well as Ginny, come across one of the new 1st Years who’s being bullied by Malfoy. Hermione decides that they should take the young girl under their wing, and help her survive her first year, but of course there’s more to this frail 1st Year than meets the eye. To boot, hormones are running rampant and classes seem to be coming second on the list of importance, even for Hermione. Then there’s the new DADA teacher to deal with… oh, the drama of it all! Plenty of R/Hr and H/G. *Rated R for later Chapters*
The Other Side of the Mirror, Book Six by 007Kirara
11/09/2005They always say there are two sides to every story. And then they always say that history is written by the victors. Well, we all know Harry Potter's side of the story, but what about another side? A side that shows a story very different from what you knew. The side of Draco Malfoy.
Now and Forever by Lady Malfoy
02/14/2003Sequel to Secrets Withheld. Hermione's getting ready to plan the wedding. She still have to tell Harry and Ron though. And she still has to tell her parents. Will she and her love ever get the wedding that they want?
Harry Potter and The Long Strange Journey by Anodyne
11/21/2004Harry's summer after his fifth year is immediately totally bogus. Grieving for Sirius, but desperately wanting to find happiness, Harry is torn. Year six at Hogwarts is full of new adventures, and Harry finds out more about his mysterious past with Ron and Hermione at his side. A new girl enters Harry's life, as well as some new drugs and alcohol. Harry and his friends are living every day to the fullest, trying to survive through the everyday stresses of being sixteen--and magical-- drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll, and of course, Voldemort.
The Surrender Songfic Series by Jacy
06/20/2003A series of songfics chronicling the relationship of Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy.
His Pet by JellyBellys
05/10/2006The War is won by the wrong side, and Katie Bell is owned by a certain Death Eater.
(Re)Union by Miss Yetigoosecreature
11/21/2003Sometimes, loving someone just isn't enough. Sometimes, the choice everyone expects you to make isn't the right one. Sometimes the perfect couple isn't so perfect. Years after losing touch with each other, Viktor and Hermione bump into one another by chance and realize, they have more in common than being older and wiser. They both once made the same mistake, but they won't again. This time around, they know what they want, and they aren't afraid to ask for it.
He's Walking Past by Alanna Clare
01/11/2004Cedric watches Harry.
My Lover's Smile by IceAngel1026
06/10/2003Oliver's story on how, when, and why he fell in love with Percy Weasley.
Forces of Nature by Jaylee
06/13/2004“By the looks of things Lucius is also mesmerized by our juvenile adjudicator, his silver eyes trained on the boy’s face, never leaving, always assessing.” (HP/LM, slash)
Just Another Midnight Escapade by HPMystery
08/19/2002Ginny Weasley finally gets what she wants--Harry Potter. But when Harry's mind slips off of Ginny and the ever-present Cho, what will he do? And will anyone notice a sneaky Seamus, or a daydreaming Draco? Harry/Draco slash (be patient, it will come!)
Control by Veridium Blue
12/13/2002Harry Potter runs into Lucius Malfoy in a deserted corridor of Hogwarts. By now, Harry should know that a civil conversation with Lucius Malfoy isn’t possible. But he really does try.