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Through the Looking Glass by Madame Julia
11/23/2004The loss of Sirius has pushed Harry to the edge of despair. Upon hearing he needs to attend the reading of Sirius' will, Harry's world shatters. Will his friends be able to reach him? Can they help him heal? And, what is the strange new connection that seems to bind Harry and Ginny?
Harry Potter and the Curse of Jusenkyo by Aki-sama
12/21/2003Heh...this, to those who haven't recognised the word Jusenkyo, is a fic about Harry getting a transformation when splashed with cold water. Read the title to figure out what. *smiles wickedly* I am LOVING this....
Cause and Effect, My Love by Madeline Elster
06/28/2004Against the wishes of more wise and powerful men, formidable rebel Trinity takes a job at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hoping she can aide the Resistance. But in finding a way to drag the famous Harry Potter into yet another war, she inadvertently discovers the link between causality and a casualty in the Matrix. A simple story of how teaching at Hogwarts can ruin any stable relationship.
In Front Of Me by angelic_slytherin
05/24/2003A new girl comes but wait...before you yawn and disregard this, give it a read. Love triangles galore and a little bit of slash in later chapters.
Shadow of Sunlight by Ivy
05/15/2002Some time in his sixth year of Hogwarts, Tom Riddle is haunted by dreams of a place he’s never been, with someone he’s never seen. Why does he have these dreams? And who is this delicate redheaded girl who is always in them?
A Life of Songs and Roses by Anne
04/12/2003A long-forgotten charm is activated, sending a Hogwarts student into an enchanted sleep. Will anyone be able to wake him? Slash.
Saved by BlackRomance
05/12/2007Ginny Weasley is a pretty girl. She enjoys the attention she recieves from men. But when Death Eaters raid the Burrow one night when she is in alone, they cannot resist the chance to kidnap her. She is sold to a muggle man as a slave. By complete accident, an unexpected man rescues her and returns her home. But when circumstances get even worse, will she be rescued again?
The Way You Make Me Feel by Hermi
03/31/2004Hermione receives a secret admirer letter from someone. Will she respond? Who is it? How will she deal with who he actually is? Will this ruin her friendships? Song fic to Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel."
No Greater Love by Bingblot
03/25/2005Greater love hath no one than to give one's life for another... ``It was the power of love, the power of sacrifice... the power Voldemort knows not.
Un Coeur En Hiver by pommekitty
05/19/2003Harry doesn\'t have trouble sleeping. He just chooses not to. Every night, for two hours, he allows himself to think about Her and him together.
Bring Me to Life by Mystgirl
07/02/2004After losing his best friend and his lover in war, Harry decides to abandon his life as a wizard. Living in Muggle London and unable to forget his past, Harry lives an empty life. But when Harry comes across a scenario that changes the past ten years of his life in the space of a heartbeat, he is thrown into a world of painful memories and hopeless dreams. What happens when Harry learns that everything he thought he lost isn't really gone at all? Harry/Draco slash, Remus/Sirius memories.
What kind of woman would marry, and stay married, to a man like Lucius Malfoy? A devoted wife and mother, Narcissa has embraced the life that Fate has given her, even if sometimes it seems like a cruel joke.
Araminta is taking Hogwarts by storm! The daughter of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy finally gets to go to Hogwarts and once there, she discovers that her family history is more complicated than she ever knew. Can she juggle the demands of extra lessons, a troublesome friend, hiding her identity, and her horrible Aunt Hermione?
The Lost Element by Auber
07/21/2002In the summer before Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts he is rescued from the Dursleys and the Ministry of Magic by a strange woman who can heal wounds with just a touch. At Hogwarts, she and two other strange Professors seem to know more about Voldemort's actions than everyone, including Dumbledore. Given little choice, Harry teams up with them as they chase Voldemort, learning the secrets of his past along the way. In the end Harry will be forced to choose between his friends...and his parents.
Harry must Die by Sophie Livsey
11/07/2002Harry and Ginny's children, Robin and James are new to Hogwarts and battle it out with the Malfoys, only this time it could get serious. Snape gets to have a little bit of fun with the new transfiguration teacher. All will be revealed...
Through the Barrier by C.E. Ahlen
10/20/2005Emily Williams is Swedish, basketball playing, sarcastic, and oh yes, magical. Sure, Emily knew that the Harry Potter books were realistic, but REAL? Boy, was she in for a huge surprise. When her family moves to England she just happens *coughRoncough* to fall through the barrier and to platform 9 3/4. She leaves for Hogwarts and meets all the usual characters, including some new ones, like the special Helen Shipley. Observe: No Mary-Sue-ing here! ;-)
The Essential Ingredient by Airiviel
02/02/2004When Voldemort is defeated, his powers linger within Dumbledore's tortured body. The healers at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries are unable to purge his mind and body of this evil magic, and as a result, it is slowly killing the famous headmaster. Harry, assisted by a reformed Draco, is determined to find a way to counter Voldemort's powers and save Dumbledore's life. But in assigning themselves this task, Harry and Draco find much more than they expected.
After the war is over, Harry, Hermione, and the Weasleys learn that it's alright to heal; remember that it's okay to laugh.
My Apology by StickyNikki
02/07/2003A Lily/James fic during their 7th year and afterward. MWPP of course, and a lot of fluff, cause I'm good at it =).
Tag Team by LizardLaugh
06/30/2003The boys have misbehaved. Hermione is not impressed. How will they get themselves out of this mess? H/R/Hr, F/A mentioned. WARNING: contains trio shippy goodness and slash.
Walking Through Treacle by Angel of the North
10/28/2003The first ever Fawkes/Malfoy Owl Slash ever. Zeus, the black eagle owl is the object of a crush. Specifically, it's a certain phoenix. Birdslash.``The first in a series of vignettes.
The Lesser Of Two Evils by JestersTear
09/02/2004Written in response to “The Marriage Law” Challenge on WIKTT. Severus and Hermione are thrown into a marriage they did not want. Unexpected feelings arise. SSHG.
Polyjuiced! by Cecelle
06/07/2007When Snape can think of only one viable option to get an injured Hermione out of Voldemort's clutches, neither one of them is happy with the resulting situation.
The Authoritarian by CelticFlame
10/05/2001A group of characters is gathered together to discuss trends in fanfiction and views examples in a MST style. A great sense of humor is a must when reading this fic!
The Art of Mental Shifting by D.M.P.
08/23/2001After GoF, Sirius Black heads over to London to fetch Remus Lupin and discovers how odd Muggle Londoners can be....
Big Deal by Emma Grace
11/06/2005Our favourite couple has been broken up for three years, when Hermione runs into a surprise at Flourish and Blotts.
A Busy Year Full of Surprises by awn
06/17/2008MWPP 7th yr. MWPP goes through their 7th year at Hogwarts, which is full of surprises? Will James get his girl? Will the thing they don't believe in come true? Contains slash. JPLE. Would destroy the reading of the story if I wrote more.
Harry Potter and the Carrot Cake of Doom by Elektra
11/30/2002A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!
Sixth Year in the Life of Draco by Emily S
07/26/2007Draco is back at Hogwarts and has received the shock of his life. His summer love, Ella Stone, is here with him. At first he is thrilled, but then he has time to think. What will this do to his reputation? A LOVING Malfoy? It just doesn't make sense... What will people say? And what will Pansy think? This is the sequel to my first fic, A Summer in the Life of Draco. You may need to read it first to fully understand this one. I am living in a world of ignorance. This is written as if HBP was never published, so it is AU.
The Worst Summer by ryanj
12/04/2002This fic will cover the summer after Goblet of Fire. It will start with Harry being abandoned by Uncle Vernon. Harry will then return to Hogwarts. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Cho will then be captured by Voldemort. Harry then duels with Voldemort, almost killing him (Voldemort).
Complications by Vixenette
06/26/2003James Potter is alive. Problem is, Harry wants him dead. What happened between them? What happened on October 31, 1981? Why isn't James dead? What will Harry do when he's confronted with the truth? An AU story of mystery and suspense. Some romance between Remus and Sirius, but nothing graphic. Most chapters will have a date on them-it's important if I put one there.
A Life of Love by HermioneGranger517
02/28/2003Have you ever wondered how James and Lily got together?? Were they friends before Hogwarts?? What will happen??
Breaking Control by samvimes
06/30/2003They were worried for his sanity, but they should have known better -- Remus Lupin is the past-master of self-discipline. Still, nobody can go his whole life without breaking.
Immaculate Conception by Jocetta
11/11/2001A new twist on the old tale. Thought you'd heard it, right? Think again.
Harry Potter: The Next Stage of Power by James Martin
07/24/2002Harry returns to Hogwarts after a strange summer. But school is not a safe haven, as slowly evil bad guys rip his world apart. Also relationships appear and new players arrive to make the world Harry calls home become even weirder.
Seven Days by star
03/03/2004It's the winter holidays and the trio is spending them at the Burrow. However, tensions are running high and Mrs. Weasley takes it upon herself to arrange a trip away. Seven days. But things get worse. A lot worse.
Madness in the Rain by magdalena
09/06/2002This starts off with Harry showing up at Hermione's bedroom window in the middle of the night during a thunderstorm... Why is he there? What pushed him to leave the Dursley's home at last? hmmm...
Of Scrolls and Sleeping by Allatariel
11/30/2003Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione are searching for something in the dead of night. Unconscious discoveries are made and sleepy misunderstandings delay others. In the end they owe it all to sleep, scrolls and quills.
The Imperius Crush by Amanita Lestrange
01/25/2002I O.D.'d on too much Snape in love. Hermione, banned from the library, discovers the joys of trashy romance, Parvati and Lavender consider getting even with Snape and the Slytherins for last year's Witch Weekly incident.
The Joy of Summoning by Mary G
11/29/2002When snow, hormones, and magic collide.
Invisible Trail by Vortex
10/06/2004Hermione is home for the summer holidays, but these past weeks have not been all that pleasant. Terrible things are happening in the magical world and she can't help in any possible way. All her hopes rely now on a letter which should arrive to her in any minute.
Simone Martiane and the Goblet of Fire by Kelsey Potter
04/15/2006When the Beauxbatons students arrived, there were twelve students hoping they would be chosen as champion. Then there was Simone, the reporter. Told first-person from Simone's point of view, this provides an alternate look at Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter and the Enchanted Quill by 13 Satanic Monkeys
05/04/2003Completely random challenge fic. Harry finds an enchanted quill and some... er... interesting stuff happens.
The Marauders and the Triwizard Tournament by Naycit
10/10/2006In their sixth year James seems to finally give up on Lily, and his best friend developed a soft spot for the redhead instead. The first love is beautiful, but sometimes it's just ephemeral. Sometimes it only comes to point out the right direction… to tell you where true love lies. On top of things, the Triwizard Tournament happens. The most famous pranksters want to participate, and so do Lily, Snape, and many known faces. Who's going to be the Hogwarts champion? As the tasks come one after the other, Lily and Sirius live a torrid romance, a dangerous task, seeing that they are the most coveted bachelors of Hogwarts, and that James and Remus seem to be in the middle. Sirius/Lily fic.
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction
08/14/2008During the reign of Snape and the Carrows, Dumbledore's Army becomes a true resistance movement under the most unlikely of leaders.
Draco Dormiens by FangQueen13
11/29/2006For when there's no such thing as "happily ever after." Harry can't sleep, so he watches Draco. A love story in not so many words. SLASH HPDM
Tres Tria by Fire&Ice
06/29/2003Everyone thinks they know the story of young Lord Voldemort. But maybe he didn’t always have a lump of ice for a heart… things change. Maybe he had to change. Maybe he was pushed. One event can shape the world’s future. And this is where it all began…
Angelina Johnson, Quidditch Superstar by Dazabu
11/29/2007It's six years after Angelina & co. have graduated from Hogwarts. Angelina is living out her dream - playing Quidditch professionally. But how will she react when she learns that Fred is getting married? And, later on, things take a twist down a darker road.
Image of a Fallen Statue by lembas7
03/14/2004"Do you think I like being evil?" This is Draco Malfoy's story. It's four years after graduation, and all predictions have come true. Only Dumbledore's dead. Voldemort lives on. But Draco's still a Death Eater. Or is he? The story of the truth, and the fall of Voldemort.
Fathoming the Mind of a Werewolf by Antonia East
10/03/2004James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin arrive for their first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry bringing with them their ambitions, histories, fears and deepest, darkest secrets. This is the story of six years at Hogwarts, in which they find friends and foes, meet with triumph and disaster, and spend a lot of time in detention.
No Substitute for Victory by Arion
04/17/2006By popular demand, my version of how the War Against Voldemort should be.
Listen To You Breathing by Eyesis
08/06/2002...even if you don't wanna speak tonight thats alright, alright with me. Cause I want nothing more than to sit outside heaven's door and listen to you breathing....Based on a song, in case you hadn't guessed.
Very Grand Gestures by seomensnowlocke
05/09/2006Voldemort has been defeated and the Hogwarts graduation ceremonies are winding down. Harry escapes from ministry detention at the hospital to find Ginny at the ceremony. He has a lot to make up for by missing a year with her, and decides to do it with a very grand gesture. Little does he know that Ron (and maybe Ginny herself) will steal his thunder. This is a one shot romance fic for the G/H and R/Hr shippers.
Hermione has been captured by Death Eaters. She is given to one Death Eater in particular and they have a rather... academic discussion in bed.
Harry Potter and the Book of Souls by The Hogwarts Four
04/18/2003Harry and the gang return for another year of School at Hogwarts. Unknowingly to all, a new chapter of Harry's past will be uncovered, revealing new allies and enemies alike.
Disbelieving in Trees by Potter47
06/22/2007Luna had never really bothered to look up the word 'implausible' in the dictionary—or 'plausible', for that matter. And, as such, she didn't realise that what she was attempting was not only 'implausible' but completely insane.
Love At First Sight by Abaddon
09/13/2003It was a mystery to the wizarding world, and surprisingly enough, the wizarding world did not like mysteries. [Harry/Draco.]
Harry and Draco on the eve of graduation
Requiem by Constantine1453
04/29/2002The final battle comes and goes, leaving one man behind to pick up the pieces of his life and love.
Complex Love by Black Hermione Angel
10/25/2001Feelings are hurt, blood is shed, knives make an appearance, wands are utterly forgotten, betray is enforced and chess is played.
Life As We Know It by Bellatrix321
08/21/2003About ten years after Hogwarts, Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Ginny all work for the Ministry of Magic, assisting in the fight against good and evil. But how have their personal relationships changed?
Getting Personal by jessica kathleen
08/28/2005Just like the rest of her friends and family, Ginny is certain she hates Draco Malfoy, but when he keeps hanging around, Ginny finds that her feeling are changing. Draco/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter and The Magical Light by magicalwizard
07/25/2002In Harry's fifth year he and three others discover an ancient ``power. The four of them will have to use this power to fight a huge battle. But ``through all this mess will there be time for romance?
Press Coverage by Sabrina
05/13/2004Rita Skeeter outs Harry and Tonks in the Daily Prophet. Mrs. Weasley is not happy.
You're My Father by Tabbi
11/22/2002Harry Potter finds out that his childhood dream of wanting a family is finally going to come true. But what happens when he finds out that his family isn't who he thought it was?
The Woman I Love by Jade Straight
05/10/2002Hermione lost something very important to her and it draws her into the depths of magic, the Mystic Triangle. Too soon, Hermione learns about evil, light, happiness and Draco Malfoy. Rated R for inappropriate words and suggestive scenes.
Harry Potter and the Dark Lord's Duplicate by Aafro Man Ziegod
11/07/2001Harry and Ron fall in love with Hermione, who has just gotten a new make-over. The two solve the problem by summoning Pacey and Dawson from the television show "Dawson's Creek," who run rampant around Hogwarts while a new evil (or rather not-so-evil) villian lurks about.
Harry Potter and the Book of Magical Maladies by voigt
07/12/2005As the summer before Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts begins, he has no time to deal with the loss of his godfather. Voldemort is planning something sinister, and only Harry has any chance of discovering what it is. What is Voldemort planning, and what part do his dreams play in what is coming?
An Ordinary Day by Florensietta
10/06/2003As five students awoke, they looked ahead, seeing just another ordinary day. But as it unfolds, truths are discovered, and hidden passions are realised, at the most inconvenient times.
A Relative Challenge by BuriReed
09/10/2002It is said that the most powerful form of magic, is choice. What will happen when Harry is faced with a choice that will save one world and destroy another? The Founder's of Hogwarts themselves set a challenge, a relative challenge that revolves around Severus Snape and Harry Potter. Will Harry make the right decision? ... But then again ... it is his choice.
When Harry is attacked at Privet Drive he has to spend the rest of his holidays at Hogwarts. But is he safe from treachery even there?
Separate Ways by BeccaFran
06/20/2004Once he saved her life. Now she cannot escape him.
Something For Harry by Mae Silverpaws
05/18/2002Harry finally receives his heart's desire.
Teacher's Pet by AbstractConcept
07/12/2005Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows fond of the bugger, but doesn’t show it. Humour/Romance. Sequel to "Pink" but stands alone as well.
The Thing With Feathers by R.J. Anderson
10/20/2001Faced with an opportunity - and a challenge - he never anticipated, Severus Snape must decide whether to turn away, or to learn the meaning of hope.
Before his death, Sirius Black developed a relationship with Order member Jade Magellan, a woman with a past as dark and tortured as his own. Harry, Remus and Jade attempt to come to terms with their loss and the legacy Sirius left behind.
Behind the Bookshelves by Silvestria
07/17/2003A chance meeting in London in the summer before sixth year between Harry and Hermione leads to sparks flying... or at least Hermione wishes it would. Can any boy really be THAT oblivious?
Unthinkable by SerpentClara
03/10/2006Hermione faces a dilemma at the Department of Mysteries. She has to choose between protecting Harry... or helping the man she secretly loves. The problem is, he's a Death Eater... LM/HG during books 5-7. REWRITE.
Letter to Hermione by Aloha Moira
01/07/2003Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never thought they would fall for each other, but fate isn't bound to follow house rivalries, or leave first impressions uncorrected. Even if things might have been easier that way.
The Parturition of Snape by QuartzQueen
02/01/2004An accident results in a problem that Severus could have never imagined, and he's the one carrying the burden... literally.
About My Friends by samvimes
11/11/2003When Remus Lupin showed up at the Potter home during a thunderstorm, he hardly expected he'd have to share a guestroom with Sirius, who arrived hard on his heels, having run away from his family for good. It was even less likely that they'd share the guest bed, but Sirius is ever unpredictable...
Short Stories by Erin Miran
05/12/2002Just a few oneshots I've written over the years.
Punk'd Love by Almond Baby
09/10/2003Harry's adopted a new look, along with a new attitude. Draco's outlook on life changes during a drunken train ride, and overall sexy people start inappropriate licking. Includes snogs, near-shags, and various degrees of silliness.
It’s their seventh year at Hogwarts, and Ron has only twelve weeks left to convince Hermione that they are meant to be together. Meanwhile Harry receives a mysterious letter from his aunt that will take him and Ginny ``on a dangerous adventure into the Muggle world.
Brian Knight Potter by Evanescence55
09/06/2004Harry sees a suspicious-looking bruise on a young boy's back and believes the child is being abused. He decided to investigate and runs into a problem. The boy's father has Diplomatic Immunity. In spite of this Harry is still determined to get the child into a loving home.
Like The Rain by Ashley_Dawn2005
09/28/2002The summer after GoF. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny stay the ``summer with Professor Lupin and *Snuffles*. The summer goes by and nothing out ``of the ordinary happens, except an American witch named Wren comes to stay with ``them after being attacked by a dementor. They all go back to school, Lupin as ``the new DADA teacher and Wren as his assistant. Then things begin to get weird. ``People are disappearing. New students are arriving, and they're not all they're ``cracked up to be. And the one person who they'd never count on, helps them in ``the most unusual ways.
These Thoughts of You by T.C. Geralds
11/02/2003Everything can become clear in a moment, as Harry and Hermione are about to discover the hard way.
Burn by Purple Phoenix
12/22/2004Set in the sixth year after the events of OotP, Draco Malfoy witnesses a shocking event one week before the holiday end causing him to flee his family home for the safety of Hogwarts. Cursed with amnesia upon his arrival, he spends his days in turmoil trying to recall what he has forgotten. It’s up to Harry Potter to help him remember and fight the consequences thereof. H/D slash.
The Daughter of the Snake by Nimir-Ra Dannii
12/16/2004Voldemort has a daughter, a daughter who knows nothing of her real parents, knows nothing of magic, knows not that she is a witch, knows not that she is the daughter of the most feared Dark Lord and, most importantly, knows not what she is. And I ain’t talking witch here.
Ginny Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by The Breeze
04/18/2009Ginny Potter is living in a world without Harry - and she has to raise her two children. She also has to deal with the reality of Voldemort as she approaches thirty. She and Draco work together to outfox Voldemort - but surprises may derail her plans.
Hogwarts, School of Rock by Zorb
04/15/2004Aberforth Dumbledore wants to be fighting evil with the Order. He doesn't want to be teaching a bunch of runny-nosed school kids how to ward off Red Caps. But when he finds himself the new DADA teacher, he spices things up by providing Harry's class with a much less - traditional - education. Based on the film School of Rock.
Cards on the Table by Aeditimi
03/02/2003For all you closet H/Hr shippers, I present a glimmer of hope. The Boy Who Lived is once again refereeing the romance of his two best friends. But does he really want them to kiss and make up?
Poisoned by underyourstars
07/06/2005Ginny didn’t know, but she was still looking for Prince Charming. Meanwhile, Draco is looking for a change. He isn’t the one she’s looking for and she can’t give him the change he would like, but maybe that’s exactly why they‘re perfect for each other.
Unexpected by Draconn Malfoy
11/16/2004When Sirius, James, and Peter find out who Remus is dating, they are very shocked. So is the whole school. However, in the end everything ends more or less well -- even though Sirius doesn't get to give his friends a striptease show. Slash, kisses, and confusion.
Following The Wrong God Home by Alvira
12/27/2005Ron isn't gay, because Ron is married. Ron hasn't got a best friend, because Harry fled England when he was outed with Draco Malfoy. When Harry finally returns, Ron gets his friend back ... but that's not all.
Sanctuary by Volatile31
09/21/2007It is said that if a person witnesses something so tremendously traumatizing, so incredibly daunting, life as that person knew could come to an end. Not physical death, but emotional. Hermione Granger was emotionally dead.
Rochelle Gets All The Guys by Jet
01/05/2003Rochelle, a mystifying, flirtatious girl, exchanges schools with Hermione. Hermione is going out with Harry, but will Harry be able to stay loyal to Hermione with Rochelle winking and tossing her hair around every corner? Strange happenings with the Sorting Hat. Trust, friendship, and lotsa' snogs.
All's Fair in Love and War by Warriorlily
12/14/2005(One shot) After a battle, Ginny and Draco share a sweet moment at Malfoy Manor. Anxious houselves, heirloom bracelets and sugar cookie scented bubbles make an appearance and Draco pops the question... sort of. -Part of the Call to Destiny universe, althought can be read as a stand alone. -
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Reborn by Kaytrim
06/05/2005Harry is home after the Tri-Wizard Tournment. Things are back to `normal’ at Number Four, Privet Drive, or are they? Harry finds new wizards, new powers, new love and a new order. This fanfic was started before OotP was released and is now AU.
The Amazing Illegal Wonder Potion by Private Maladict
02/28/2005Complete. Sirius Black is back from the dead and out to win the attentions of the man he loves – in any way possible! The result? A twisted tale of sex, goats and virgin’s blood. (And a healthy dose of drugs and rock’n’roll, too.) Featuring such fandom gems as Gay!Sirius, Clueless!Harry, Slut!Ginny and Don’t-Even-Ask!Snape.