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Set post Gof. Filled with guilt and tormented by nightmares, Harry has resorted to cutting himself. What happens when a personal tradgedy strikes? What happens when Harry takes it too far? Can anyone save him? What is Snape's part in all this? What does a prophesy made hundreds of years ago by one of the founders have to do with this?

When stereotyped, we often unintentionally live down to the expectations of others. While attempting to live in the Muggle world, Remus Lupin learns this the hard way and embarks on an adventure where he will discover true love, deal with a worsening prejudice and, while grieving a tragic and personal loss, he will face his darkest demon after committing what he considers a most unredeemable sin: infecting a child with lycanthropy.

Nobody would have guessed that the lives of a bitter intellectual, Severus Snape, and a cheeky redhead, Lily Evans, would ever collide. Frankly, they thought wrong. Spanning from 1976 to 1981, the unique and complicated relationship between Lily Evans and Severus Snape is told. Includes Marauder adventures, the budding romance between Lily and James, and the growing threat of Voldemort. Will contain violence and mild slash in later chapters.

Ron wakes up with a hangover and very little recollection of what happened the night before. When he realises whose bed he's in, it's going to change everything.

Knowledge is seductive. (Harry/Tom, slash)

All Hermione wanted was a cup of coffee. Now she has wet hair, a see-through t-shirt, and a whole lot of unhappy memories. How have the years changed Ron. Now he’s twenty-four and a successful business man/ car mechanic. It’s a lot to get her head round. To make things worse, feelings she used to keep locked away are proving harder to hide. She can’t forget about Harry. And she can’t forget her fiancé.

It was 1959 when she left England. She took with her a secret that could be Voldemort's most dangerous weapon, and concealed it inside herself until she died. Now the secret is out. Now an unknown will find his rightful place in the wizarding world's greatest war. Jack Thetford has come forward to claim his spot in history, but which side will he be fighting for?

One diary contains documentation of some significant events in Lily's life from 1978-1981. What happens when Harry reads it and discovers that his father isn't James Potter, but another Marauder? What happens when this Marauder learns that he has a son? And what does the rest of the Wizarding World think?

Every love story has a beginning with blue skies and wild flowers... but theirs, theirs begins with a little unresolved sexual``tension in the Prefect Bathroom. [H/Hr]

A collection of otherwise unrelated Harry/Draco ficlets, featuring romance, angst, humour, and passion.

Hermione wrestles with more than just an unexpected houseguest - was Dumbledore's action misguided, or has he known what he was doing all along?

Severus Snape sees his youthful self reflected in a sixth-year Slytherin.  Can he save Sophia from herself without revealing his identity as a double agent?

Ron has been acting oddly. Hermione is determined to find out why. What will she do when she discovers the truth?

Ginny finds herself being drawn into a hidden battle of the war that she never knew existed with an unlikely partner whose true intentions are unclear; Hermione and Ron struggle to keep Harry from drowning in emotional isolation, redefining their own friendship in the process. Neville reveals himself to be a force more powerful than anyone suspected with the help of Snape, who gets ambushed by the demons in his past when someone long thought dead shows up as the new DADA professor. Lavender discovers a horrifying bent to her magical abilities and is torn between two terrible choices. They all walk along their chosen path, stumbling in the darkness until a blow is struck that will leave them shattered... but suddenly able to see the light.

Harry and Cho are in love and about to get married. Hermione is struggling between her old moral standards and adapting to the modern world. Ginny is about to fall in love and hate herself for it. And as if all of this wasn’t enough, two wars are being waged: the Declared War between the American wizards and the Death Eaters, and the Undeclared War in Europe between rival espionage groups, each trying to gain control of magi-technological advancements. Even among the people that oppose the Death Eaters and their planned tyranny, several factions have emerged that are forcing old school friends to choose sides. The outcomes of these various wars, both internal and external, promise to shape the future of the modern wizarding world.

How can love possibly develop with a person they've never seen? For Harry Potter, it's a question he finds himself continually asking after one mysterious yet life-altering encounter with a disillusioned wizard leads to another ... then another ...

‘I am not pretty,’ he said imperiously, looking down his nose at her. ‘Handsome, yes, devastatingly attractive, certainly. Even beautiful, in a manly sort of way. But not pretty. I am not a chintz.’ Hermione Granger loses something she has been desperately trying to shed for a while.

Hermione and Harry have broken up with each other. But who has dumped whom? Harry tries to get back at Hermione by flirting outrageously with Ginny. Hermione fights fire with fire -- who better to irritate Harry more than Malfoy?

Follow Ginny, Draco, and the Dream Team on a trip to try and outride Voldemort. We have D/G, attempted H/G, R/Hr, and even a fun new character Jordan (yup she’s a female!) to toy around with on our way to ultimate Voldemort destruction. Brooms, snogging, closets, and even a new found romance! Can everyone last through the year without getting themselves killed or their hearts broken? Tune in to find out!

Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, and Cho Chang-Potter. Just four girls who meet for weekly brunch at Madam Puddifoot's to dish about men, sex, clothes, men…. Each chapter will be from the perspective of a different woman. 'Ships include but are not limited to: R/Hr, Cho/Harry, D/G, Ginny/Cedric Diggory, Pansy/Male!Blaise. Set after the end of the war, vaguely AU.

Hogwarts, 1943. A tale of two sixth-years, their attempts to deal with unreasonable emotions, and their equally unreasonable relationship. Chess, Quidditch, enchanted trousers, best friends, fellow prefects, slumbering professors, tragic pasts, and dangerous futures set the scene. Or, Tom Riddle and Alastor Moody do the Gryff/Slyth thing. Slash.

A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING. Also, this is so very AU.

Voldemort is back, and Narcissa Malfoy knows this means one thing for her son's future. But Narcissa hasn't wasted her years as Lucius' wife, and she hatches a plan that requires the help of an unwilling Potions Master.

What would you do if you found out that your favorite book was not fiction but reality?``Would you now how to re-act if you were given the chance to meet your favorite characters and go to your favorite classes?``If you don't know what you'd do, then click this and find out what happens when two normal Muggle girls find there way into the wizarding world and manage to pull the wool over everyones eyes....

How long is long enough for you to tell someone that you love them?

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have start a war. They will compete in seduction in reference to lust, and sexual harassment is always welcome. ``But what happens when things go extreme?

This is the sequel to "Revelation". Harry is undergoing some frightening changes. Can Hermione cure him before the next moon rises? Rated R for strong violence and language.

AU; Sirius returns from the Veil and makes an unexpected appearance during Half-Blood Prince's Christmas Day scene at the Burrow.

Sex. An amazing, beautiful thing. Almost every sixth year has lost their virginity. Except the Hufflepuffs. Sad blokes. Harry Potter is also still a virgin. Hence the 'still'. Hermione and Ron have dragged Harry to a club where everyone is going to be there. Harry also... got a new look. This just may be his chance to lose his virginity...

Draco was always rude to mudbloods and never gave girls a chance. That is, until one day when Hermione finds the old Slytherin dungeons. Then later, Draco tells Hermione his feelings- feelings for a Mudblood!

HP/SS. Harry gets a part time job in Hogsmeade, with unexpected results.

Severus Snape always felt like he was alone, despite his caring family, until he met Adam Wilkes and Evan Rosier on the Hogwarts Express. Now that he has friends, what will Hogwarts be like? What choices will he make when he graduates because of this friendship? This is the story of Severus Snape, from when he started at Hogwarts to shortly before he turns to Dumbledore. Features ARSWLL, MWPP, Voldemort, the Death Eaters, as well as a couple OCs. This fic is not for the squeamish; it is rated R for language, eventual violence, eventual mild sexual content (including mild Rosier/Wilkes SLASH), and drug abuse.

Remus Lupin acts in desperation when faced with the loss of his best friend. A strange turn of events finds him with a woman he’s never met before, a woman who challenges all of his beliefs. Faced with a chance at true love, will he allow himself to take it? (Romance) ***COMPLETE***

Harry gets captured and beaten up by Death Eaters. Draco comes offering a salvation... with a price tag - Harry would be his slave, powerless to question his every decision.

In their final year at school, Draco betrayed Harry and shortly thereafter disappeared from the wizarding world, leaving Harry to pick up the pieces without him. Ten years later, Draco comes back into Harry's life, wanting to set things right. Now, they both must battle the sting of past wrongs and the uncertainty of what's left between them to bridge the chasm that time and pain have opened.

Harry Potter in his fifth year as the world begins to fall apart at the start of the prophesised Age of Deceit. In a destabilising world with many people disappearing and well-known people seen committing violent crimes all while the ministry denies Voldemorts rumoured resurrection everyone seems to be keeping their hand hidden adding to the uncertainty. Harry does his part to add to the lying by finding and then misusing a hidden pub at Hogwarts while a strengthening Voldemort fosters the chaos by using simulacrum to impersonate ministry officials and other well known wizard folk all to hide the rebuilding of his forces and arsenal of dark objects.

"Voldemort," Riddle said softly, "is my past, present and future..." While Tom Riddle's diary may seem to belie this truth, the flows of time largely move in only one direction. In truth now we know that at the very least, Tom Riddle is Lord Voldemort's past. This author seeks to make no judgements or justifications, but quite simply walk the reader down some of the paths of the Dark Lord's past.

Nearly everyone has an elephant in the corner—something they cannot or will not face. Remus Lupin has three. An autobiography of Remus Lupin, ages 8 through 16. (Fifteen chapters, including foreword and afterword.)

She was the first person to see him as a human being instead of an object. He was the first person to make her forget how to face the loneliness of tomorrow. And then, it happens: he needs to run away and she falls apart. "Will you wait for me?" ... Even before she opened her mouth, she knew that there could be no other answer, but she couldn't understand why it made her feel so awful. "Of c-course I w-w-will. H-how c-could I n-n-not?" Ten years later, she falls apart again. In short, a D/G love story of very sad proportions.

Never in Hermione's wildest dreams did she imagine that her formidable boss would sweep her off her feet with his potent charm. She loves him but how does he feel? Severus/Hermione. Please read and review!!

Voldemort has been destroyed. Not sure whether to laugh or cry, one day Ginny finds a diary that looks suspiciously like Tom's in her bookbag. Her addiction to Tom comes back full strength, and then everything falls apart... or does it all come together?

Once upon a time, there was a young boy raised by people who really didn't like him at all. The best and worst thing that ever happened to him came on his eleventh birthday, when he received an invitation to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. With his heart full of hope and without really knowing who he was, he went; and there experienced the things that would eventually make him into a man. His name was Severus Snape.

A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...

In a dystopian future after Lord Voldemort's ascension into power, a desperate Hermione Granger turns to Severus Snape for help. But when she becomes a spy in his household, their relationship becomes complicated in ways neither could ever have anticipated.

On the night before the NEWTS James and Sirius attend a party given by the Slytherins and the next generation continues the tradition.

After a brief vacation in tropical Hawaii, Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts for their sixth year of magical study. Slytherin\'s got a new secret weapon, Draco has a crush, Harry gets a surprise birthday present, Cho becomes an apprentice, and love blossoms between Hermione and Ron.````Harry begins his in-depth study of the Dark Arts and his eyes are opened to the true evils of the wizarding world.````But when a forgotten friend turns up at Hogwarts, Harry gets his heart into trouble. One boy. Two Rings. Three girls. Need I say more?````H/Gin/Cho/OC - Her/Ron - D/Cho/Gin/OC

This is a love story, but not one that you might expect. Love hurts, and it is painful, and it is breaking Pansy's heart.

One year after his best friend’s death, and Harry has yet been able to deal with the loss. Nightmares have plagued him, and he starts to wonder if he has blocked out what really happened. Enlisting the help of Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and others, Harry tries to uncover what really happened that night. Perhaps only then can he put his life back together.

The Hogwarts trio are now twenty-two, and Ron and Hermione are engaged. But she and a certain young man with emerald eyes and raven-black hair have unresolved feelings for one another.

After a Slytherin girl turns up pregnant, the staff at Hogwarts decide that all students third-year and above need to be taught Sex Ed. Snape is chosen to teach the Gryffindor and Slytherin boys.

Tel' Qualohtarie. The Grey Knights. When Ginny joins this powerful group, she learns that one doesn't always have to choose sides and people are more than just Light or Dark. D/G

Harry Potter has friends he never thought he would have, in places that he didn't think he'd have them. When he finds out that he's been told many lies, his eyes open to the world around him, and he chooses which side he's on and why.

Draco has turned his back on the Death Eaters and is working as an Auror with Harry. His family wants him back though.

How you've turned my world, you precious thing... You starve and near exhaust me. Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one, but I moved them for you. You've run so long. You've run so far. You're eyes can be so a cruel… A cruel reminder of what was, what was not, and what was never meant to be…

[Draco/Ginny] When Ginny is faced with an unfamiliar Ron, will she do anything in her power to save her love? This is a story of sadness, tradegy, anger, love, lust, regret and most importantly...The dead keep pushing up the daisies. Which is figurative of course...Or is it?

Draco finally gets Hermione in the Astronomy Tower... ````"You can call me Hermione, you know."`` ``Draco shook his head. "No, I really don't think I can. Herm perhaps?"`` ``Hermione arched a brow. "I can push you off the tower. Everyone would just think it was another suicide."`` ``"You have a very dark side, Hermy. And another suicide?"`` ``"Never mind. I'll call you Malfoy and you call me Granger. And am I the only student who has ever read, Hogwarts, A History?"`` ``"Yes, you are the only one and you can call me Draco."

It was prophesied that Lord Voldemort would mark as his equal one of 2 boys. The chosen one, Harry Potter, saved the world and gained fame, glory, and a snazzy scar. The other was Neville Longbottom, who nearly became a Squib. Racked by self-doubt and belittled by the world his whole life, he has lived in the wings until now, unacknowledged understudy to the Perfect Hero. But the fifth year at Hogwarts has ended, and he has learned faith in himself. Now it is his Sixth Year. It is his time for glory, his time for love, his time to remind the world that most feared Dark Wizard ever has not one but two equals. If the future holds a Chocolate Frog card that says "Neville Longbottom", the time has come for him to start writing it.

Harry Potter, now a 26-year-old Unspeakable, comes face to face with a bit of his past he did his best to run away from: Draco Malfoy. He finally learns a few truths about the both himself and the world around him. Contains both heterosexual and homosexual relationships.

Post GOF. Harry has the strange new power to Astral Project himself. It will lead him into adventure and information about his parents past. The Dursley’s, coming into money, leave on a vacation leaving poor Harry with Hermione’s family. What happens when Hermione’s family decides to take the vacation of their own? Will they leave him? Animagi. Harry's new crush. Hermione's romances. Balls. Dueling tournaments. Death Eaters, fighting in the deserts of Morocco, war, peace and mysteries all come into play. See how Hermione changes and witness Ron’s ever-increasing insensitivity and jealousy.

Draco learns for the first time that ambition takes many forms and that opposites sometimes opposites aren't really opposites after all.

Voldemort is defeated. Harry is gone. And a younger sister welcomes the caring love of a brother.

Harry finds that evil can be seductive. (Harry/Tom Riddle slash)

Or, Traditional Wizarding Holidays. Being a Fanfic of most Wonderous and Strange kind; in which may be Found a Tale of such High Adventures as are Fitting and Proper to Wizards, Wizzards, and Witches.``The rating be of R; the warnings be of mpreg; and the footnotes be forged of pure insanity.

Hermione and Draco are given a chance to fall in love. On her last night at Hogwarts, Hermione looks back on her seventh year and the Slytherin that she has new feelings for.

It's been more than five years since Hermione Granger left abruptly in her sixth year at Hogwarts, leaving behind all her magical skills and friends. Now, a twenty-one-year-old Hermione has been contacted by the two people she never wanted to hear from again as evil threatens to overrun the magic world. Hermione-Harry and Hermione-Ron abound.

Oh, how I loathe Draco Malfoy...a thought that passes through Harry's mind on a daily basis. This is the story of how Harry and Draco went from a place of mutual disdain to something very close to love. For those of us who have loved, we know that loss is rarely far behind. This story is not one of love without loss—-it is a study of the true nature of love.

Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.

Hermione Granger is confused about her relationship with Ron Weasley. She is becoming very bored with her current situation. Draco Malfoy is dealing with his own strange issues. Can Hermione help Draco? Will Draco accept 'mudblood' Granger?

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

In the 1970s, Voldemort terrorized wizarding Britain. He had some help, culled from the ranks of so-called halfbreeds: werewolves. Fenrir Greyback used the Dark Lord's might, even as he used Fenrir, to achieve his own ends and build a pack with numbers so great they could conquer wizards. In the middle is Remus Lupin, torn between destroying one society and upholding another; the Longbottoms, Aurors in the political machine of Magical Law Enforcement and the Ministry at large and members of the Order of the Phoenix; and the Curentons, a family of activists who have suffered at Fenrir's hands and continue their work even as they are rebuilding their lives.

An evangelical preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy: cue smiting, jokes and ever-so-slightly-gratuitous slash parody. You won't read another fic like this :-)

Olivia Malfoy knows nothing about her father, Draco's past. She knows nothing about the dark past that once haunted his waking moments, nothing about his part in the war against Voldermort. But a surprise letter will change all that. In the blink of an eye she is attending her father's old school, Hogwarts. What secrets about Draco's past will she learn? And what will she make of James Sirius Potter?

In 1982, shortly after the Ministry "took advantage of a fortuitous accident to crow about victory" a young man who has carried for much of his life the burden of a dark secret drops into the Leaky Cauldron for a couple of beers. There he will meet a girl whose secrets may be even darker than his. He will be offered a choice: stay true to his blood-kin, or to humanity.

"I sat in a daze, watching her walk away, her hips swaying after every step. Since when did my best friend become so gorgeous? Hmm, skip practice and be unmercifully teased by Hermione (something we both enjoy) or go to practice, where I would train and be tired quickly (something that neither of us enjoy)? ‘Hermione, wait! I’m coming with you!’" ``A fun and humourous (hopefully) H/Hr fic in which Snape wears knickers, Ron discovers his favourite colour, and Harry is oblivious but randy....

In the fractious times of their sixth year, Hermione Ron and Harry are experiencing some emotional problems. They each seek solace within another. HGSS, RWLL, HPDM

Tom Riddle's hunger for companionship is going to leave him, and Ginny, with more than they expected.

Draco is under orders to "get close" to Ginny so he can get inside information on Harry Potter and discover his weaknesses. But what happens when he starts to fall for her? In the end, will he choose the Dark Lord ... or the woman he loves?

Alternate Universe slash fanfiction in which Harry and Draco are smarmy pirate captains that get stranded on a treasure island together and find unexpected love.

The Dark Lord is gone. What is the "famous" Harry Potter to do now that he's vanquished Voldemort? Can he go back to his first real love? Or is it too late? He needs to figure out how to go one with his life one way or another...

Lavender and Hermione have always been at odds. Both of them have fancied the same boys, and both of them have been disappointed. Now that they will be the only girls in their dorm room, they have to either make friends or spend a miserable year with each other. Or, perhaps, they can become something much more beautiful.

Severus Snape contemplates the events of the HBP and relives the memories of several key events not yet in canon such as the meeting with Voldemort after GOF, the nature of the mysterious relationship between Snape and the Malfoys, and the events on the tower with Dumbledore in this author's attempt to explore a duty bound Snape.

AU. At Hogwarts, fifth-years assassinate purebloods to prove their loyalty to Dumbledore's Army. Disobeying is nigh impossible. At least, until Harry Potter is ordered to kill Draco Malfoy. Harry/Draco.

Sequel toSaving Audrey. It has been ten years since Audrey left Hogwarts and everyone she met there. Now she is getting ready to return. How much harder will it be to walk back into everyone's lives (especially Olivers) than it was to walk out?

Ruana came from India, where she lived for 15 years. In her 16th year, she arrives at Hogwarts. Never being one to back down from anything, sparks and sexual tension fly between her and Draco.

What happens when Draco and Hermione have to work together to defeat the Dark Lord?

After the return of Voldemort, Amelia Fudge, Daughter of the Minister of Magic, became determined to take him on single-handedly- and reached the point where she could. Voldemort learned of this and captured her, and then he finally succeeded in capturing Hermione, as well... Now Harry Potter must make the biggest choice of his life... Save one, or millions without Hermione... (Follows "Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent" by BarbLP)

Hogwarts is a difficult place for a teenage girl coming of age. The struggles between Gryffindor/Dumbledore and Slytherin/Voldemort are not a clear cut battle between good and evil when seen from another point of view.````GoF and OotP (when available) from a third person (original character) point of view. Will feature all the characters we know and love, but use OC and scenes we don't see in the Canon to present a different view of the HP universe.

After Voldemort's defeat, Harry hides away quietly in the luxury hotel and casino he co-owns with Remus. But when a visitor from the past delivers a dangerous object - and a mystery - into Harry's hands, he may not be able to hide much longer.

"Everyone thinks we hate each other... I don't think I can play this game any longer..." As the war comes closer, people realize that they don't really know Hermione Granger or Draco Malfoy. Rated R for violence in later chapters and language. DM/HG fic.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

The beginning: Ginny was in Diagon Alley for a day when a strange boy makes her think twice about who her friends really are. The only question is, where has she seen this boy before, and why can't she remember who he is?...Eventual TR/GW (For all you Riddle shippers out there...)

This fic will have a little bit of what I would like to see on the fifth book. It’ll have adventure, more powers (animagi and a few new others), the increasing threat of the Death Eaters, duels and romance. The main ship is Harry/Ginny, Ron and Hermione also will be together on in the later chapters. There will be other couples but they will appear only a little.

Lily is deathly bored during an Order of the Pheonix meeting and her mind wanders towards none other than Sirius Black. Something hot and steamy happens in the kitchen that's more than just the kettle boiling...

A strange Gryffindor who had a crush on a certain Slytherin has come to teach at Hogwarts and that certain Slytherin now depends on her for his very survival.

The Golden Trio plus Ginny, Draco and girl!Blaise and their wild lurve adventures. Well, not really. But they all get together in some way at some point in the story. Then there's also a little matter of Voldie, but that would give things away.

Draco Malfoy asks Harry Potter to play a game with him. He never knew what sort of things this game would lead to. (HP/DM)

"If Voldemort had never heard of the prophecy, would it have been fulfilled? Would it have meant anything? Of course not! Do you think every prophecy in the Hall of Prophecy has been fulfilled?" -Dumbledore, HBP AU, conceived pre-DH.

Two years after the fall of Voldemort, Harry is almost totally drained of magical powers and sharing an apartment with Dudley. When a plant with baffling powers is discovered, an old friend comes tumbling back into Harry's life. Will the mystery of the plant be solved before it overcomes its two captives?

“…and one day I will lose it I think and never make it out of wherever they send people who have lost it which is probably hell but hell is seeing him cover his wrists when anyone is near and refusing to speak or eat or look at my face and I wonder if I kissed him if maybe he would forget and move on or maybe just be numb enough to play that game with me and tell me what I want to hear.” All he wanted was to be someone’s everything. Post-Hogwarts.

Join the gang in their Seventh Year in a collection of episodes taken at various points of the year, filled with Teen comedy and starring Hopeless!Neville, Loose!Harry, FallDownDrunk!Ron, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Slash!Terry Boot, DirtyOldMan!Dumbledore, Dancing!Malcolm Baddock and Sexaholic!Voldermort. The collection of Episodes is inspired by the movies American Pie 1 and 2, as well as hopeless bouts of insomnia. Each time I cannot sleep, I shall add another one… unless people beg me to stop. Rated R due to language, adult content and because no one would read a Teen Comedy rated PG-13, let’s be honest. Enjoy!