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What happens when a Harry Potter fanatic goes on vacation and finds out her favorite book is not fiction? This is that story....

This song fic deals with the possibility that Harry may decide he is in love with Luna. What is it about her that he likes?

Sequel to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Ron faces the consequences of singing his...er... song. Includes the Return of the King, I mean, potted plants, mobs, T.V. characters, oh, and a little part where AmethystPhoenix is punished. Random, insane... what do you think?

Draco tells Harry a bedtime story... cuteness, fluff, and sarcasm abound.

After becoming "head of the family", Draco must investigate a mysterious bill.

Harry's in need of some lovin', and enlists Hermione to help him find it. In the end, however, he manages to find some just fine on his own. HD humor & fluffiness.

A one shot building on the end of 'Harry's True Love'. It's Ron's first time attending one of the Hogwarts Naturism Society's meetings and it's not one he's likely to forget.

BY POPULAR DEMAND, HERE IT IS! The sequel to Happy Wizards Retirement Home. What happens when Ginny finds a tiny vial of an illicit substance in her cabinet, adds it to her famous lemonade and serves it to all the mediwizards and witches in the home? ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Rated R for drugs, a bit of sex and a French poodle in a beret. It's much longer than the original.

Harry teaches a rather unusual DA lesson. This is very much based on (OK, ripped off from) Monty Python's 'Self Defence Against Fruit' sketch.

The repercussions of a long-ago prank played on Severus Snape. This fic is... er... Snape/Moaning Myrtle. *looks sheepish*

Harry has to decide who to ask to the dance. Warning! Not as innocent and carefree as it sounds!

"The room housing four veterans of a long and bloody war, one would have thought that such a calamity could have been prevented. It seemed however, that falling books, unlike Death Eaters and Dark Lords, were beyond the capabilities of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Sirius Black."

Nymphadora Tonks can impersonate anyone easily, right? Well, it might be a little more difficult than she planned when that someone is a 300-pound Catholic priest with a rather peculiar affection for cheese and American jokes. Tonks-Lupin abounds.

A Weasley without his or her red hair?! Impossible! Or is it?

It's two days to graduation when the Marauders learn some bad news. The evening graduation ceremony falls on the full moon! Is there a way to fix things so that Moony can attend? Or will fixing the problem only cause more trouble? Read and find out!

The Weasleys' flying car contemplates her origins and current life within the Forbidden Forest. Only someone with the force of a Fury can survive.

Fred and George are bunnies (don't ask me why), Draco and Harry are gay (don't ask me why). It's a bright shiny day, there's snow on the ground and a big ditch blocking their way (again, don't ask me why).

What would you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night?

This may be the most insane thing you've ever read in your life. Dumbledore has gone missing and it's up to the residents of Hogwarts to find him. Features: Prostitute!Hermione Rhyming!Neville Dumb!Ron Paranoid!Harry Sexy!Draco Missing!Dumbledore

A crazed fanfic author makes fun of ships. Snogging ensues.

James and Sirius complete a quizzie.

After the fall of Voldemort, Hermione helps lead a Muggle-Studies fieldtrip to the Rocky Mountains in Canada. Ron and the other eleven attendees can do no magic for a month. What happens is told in letters sent between Harry, Ron and Hermione

The competition is on! Who will be this year's Hooligan? Lots of pranks, more humour and whole heap of surprises. As Ron says,"It's savage! I'm telling ya!"

After an argument, Harry and his uncle Vernon wake up the next morning finding themselves in each other's body. Harry remembers all too late that he is supposed to go the Weasleys. What happened to cause this? Vernon on a broomstick? Now Vernon can finally see how big a hero his nephew is in the wizarding world. Voldemort's going to have a huge surprise coming up in the end of the year meeting! Will Vernon and Harry finally understand each other and get along? Anything's possible. How does Ginny react when she finds out her crush is a middle aged fat man? Quidditch, pranks, action, and Malfoy are all in this story.

While waiting for Hermione in her parents' dental office, Ron discovers a bit of Muggle technology. He just doesn't know quite what to make of it.

With Fred and George on the loose the only thing you get is double trouble. A one-shot telling what hapened before the flight of the twins in OotP.

Coffee. That lifegiving substance has been stolen. But who stole it? And lots of girly screaming is going on. And when the Coffee belongs to Draco Malfoy, someone is going to pay.

If I were a piece of cheese...

I’m not really sure…. Harry’s sneaking out late at night to do ``something with which he doesn’t want any company but he just can’t make it there ``without running into all sorts of odd people who won’t let him go where he needs ``to go.

Draco goes through a terrible loss and attempted suicide and he ends up drunk at the foot of the Gryffindor Tower.

Remus gives us a brief look at his views on his lycanthropy, while James stumbles on something profound (for once), Peter christens terminally ill birds \

Harry was bored, Dean and Seamus took him out. All things considered, it was a pretty eventful evening. But truly, it's Harry/Remus slash.

Harry Potter, the humorous hero with ADD, comes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year. He joins Dumbledore in the path to discover the mystery of Voldemort. He buys things from Chicken Vila. He even plays golf!

Draco and Harry are trapped in the Dursleys’ cellar and get to spend some quality time together. Well, it’s that, or dig their way out with clothes-pegs. ``Along the way are conversations about underwear, a bit of snogging, and other things.

Sometimes, a normal story just isn't what it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes all you’re looking for is something different. Well this story is That Something. From the creators of 'I'm Having Problems With My Pants' has sprouted this terrifically uncanny tale that will leave you moaning for more and scratching for seeds. Minus the seeds part that is. Strap on your seat belt and get ready to experience sexually pent-up teenage love at its very finest!

Struck by inspiration, I wrote this fic concerning a goblet of pumpkin juice, five singing boys, and what Hermione really wants in a man. A songfic of Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much."

Harry Potter expounds on life, and about how much his is certainly, absolutely, DEFINITELY not centered around his arch-nemesis. (Runs parallel to "Denial.")

Every fangirl should have one of her very own!

Glimpses from the magical world.

What happens when you give wizards and witches a computer game? They freak! Hermione and Percy argue and cuss. (Rated PG-13 for language and adult stuff)

Dumbledore goes looking for some moral support from kindred spirits.

What happens when Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter characters are thrown in a room together? You get madness.

Set in the _Slytherin Rising_ AU originated by J.L. Matthews. When the Ravenclaws' "Quidditch practice session" soaks a Slytherin ex-Seeker, practical joking and paybacks begin to ensue.

Exaggerated personalities! Death threats! Kidnapping! Sarcasm! Musical affiliations finally revealed! Excessive Americanizations! Sex, drugs and indie rock!... Parisian escargot farms? Questionable dinner theater? Posters of pent-up sexual energy? Okay, this is getting a little offensive...

Everyone hates Snape - it's a given at Hogwarts - at least until the night he rescues eleven-year-old Hermione Granger from a terrible demise. Then our Potions master finds himself on the receiving end of a serious schoolgirl crush, complete with love letters and doe eyes! Severus is SO not amused... but boy, his fellow teachers sure are! This is GEN, set in year one. PG is just for one scary scene. Predominantly Hermione and Severus, with Dumbledore and McGonagall.

'Cause love rules, at the love shack.

Snape is required to attend a masquerade in a costume that Dumbledore chose for him.

A 7th year train ride with alot of fun and a certain someone with a chocolate fetish.

Harry makes Dobby attend a support group for characters who can't help speaking in the third person. After all, the ones who do are usually the crazy ones, right? One-shot.

James and Sirius may be inseparable, but somehow it always falls to Remus to pick up the pieces after one of Sirius' messy break-ups.

Voldemort is up to his old antics again. Harry learns a number of potentially unpleasant truths about his past. And what is Hermione doing with the Big Book of Nefarious Dark Wizard Plotting Devices, anyway?

Harry knows that he's famous in the magical world, being the Boy-Who-Lived and all that. However, what he doesn't know is that he's famous in the Muggle world, too. Harry takes a trip to Borders and realizes just how famous he is and how obsessed some people are over HP (myself included!).

Takes place in the marauders' sixth year. There is a reason why you should not annoy a nosy Auror-brat, something Sirius Black is about to find out.

One-shot Draco/Pansy fic, all dialogue. Conversations with Pansy from fourth year to fifth year.

Harry's wand is misbehaving and getting him into embarrassing situations. Can he fix it before he gets into too much trouble? Or will he be caught in the act?

Albus Dumbledore has everything under control. Find out how he does it in this little tale.

The humorous musings of a brat prince's love for an uncommon beauty, told from the very beginning. D/G.

Sirius gives Harry a talk about the birds and the bees.

"Yes, I have heard the Hat give several warnings before, always at times when it detects period of great danger for the school..." says Nearly Headless Nick. But what song would the Sorting Hat sing at times of great joy and merriment? When it was feeling a little whimsical? After all the War is over and even a raggedy old Hat needs some fun now and again. Come and listen to the Sorting Hat as it takes you through a slashy history of Hogwarts as never was heard before.

What would life be like if Harry's parents hadn't died? Join Jillian Anders as she tells the story of romance, drama, angst, and most of all-humor.

Harry and Ron walk into their dormitory to find someone making use of Harry's bed. General randomness. H/P.

AU, Post-DH. The war is over and a miraculous revival has occurred, but not everyone is happy about it. Find out what happened, who wants things to be as they were in canon, and why in this twisted parody of a familiar scenario.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves in Fred and George's shop, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes for the first time. A slobbering bell, drenched third-years, Canary Creams, revenge, Owl Treats, Hermione's bossiness and Dennis Creevey the coughed-up furball are all mixed together in this funny tale.

With the war lost, Remus and Tonks are in hiding. He is trying to kill off every memory of before, she has too many thoughts to be put into words.

This story is about, arguably, one of the most unfortunate varieties of misapplied charm-work - splinching! - detailing the day Remus Lupin was accidentally splinched and how his friends, James Potter and Frank Longbottom helped him out...

After the war Harry traded his life in the UK for life in the US. Now he appears in the news in Britain and the States for his lavish and sometimes outrageous lifestyle. What can his old friends do to get their friend back?

Snape and Filch indulge in a little good-natured bashing of the ``women of Hogwarts, in what may have been the conversation that took place after ``Harry saw Snape with a mangled leg in "Sorcerer's Stone."

Ever wonder what the Weasley twins were like when they were younger? Still as mischievous and full of fun, Fred and George test the limits of their parents and siblings as six-year-olds.

Draco finds his wife in the midst of a mess in the Manor's kitchens.

During a bout of temporary insanity (caused by a totally unexpected reaction between pumpkin juice and a cough lolly), Harry inadvertently conjures the Evil.

"Silence reigned in the hall for many minutes. Draco Malfoy then sighed and pushed himself off the floor. 'I only wanted to know what this porn thing everyone was talking about was...'" Written for Kneazle's E-Owl Challenge.

History of Magic sucks. Or does it? Can History of Magic spark off one of the biggest events in Hogwarts history?

When two of Arthur and Molly's friends decide to walk down the aisle, the younger Weasley tots get to experience a wizarding wedding. Knowing our Devilish Duo, whether they leave the place in one piece is a totally different matter....

Draco keeps a diary into which he pours his secret thoughts and desires - and, oh yeah - evil plots for revenge.

Witch Weekly reporter Roberta Roberts interviews Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter for a special feature. Short and silly slashfic.

This fic is AU under the guidelines set down in the FictionAlley fanfictional decrees. It has been approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks due to the inclusion of a Mr Riddle, and the Aurors' Office due to an unfortunate potions accident. Extremely cliched.

There are many types of fan fiction out there, but not all of the pieces are exactly, er, good.``Here are some typical types and what not to do.

Draco Malfoy's plans to seduce the young, notoriously innocent Ginny Weasley involves magic, hermaphrodites, and not-quite-cunning.

Three lovely girls who meet every week to have tea at the Leaky Cauldron, come across an interesting discussion...the uses of odd muggle objects. This humorous tale will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

The Marauders and Lily think Binns is a cruel and unfunny bugger, so they waste their lesson teaching Binns the ways of the Marauder! Includes: Living!Binns, Infatuated!Remus and Jealous!Sirius!

The compainion fic to Shiny and New, the epic tale of Spiffiness, pinkness, and ultimate OoCness continues in the action packed thriller starring Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, and The Boy Who Lived... for Draco's Spunk.

After Hermione's visit to her American cousin in America, Hermione is... different. Can Ron and Harry save her from her new self before she does something stupid, like Draco Malfoy? *A Draco/Hermione parody and obviously AU*

Some people only need it once a week. For others, twice a day will suffice. Some of them need it so often that they become addicted. Draco Malfoy is one of those people.

It is Ron's feelings of Ron to Malfoy, firstly love and then...

"But in his third year of office, one day, one single bloody summer day had completely blown his little, intact world to smithereens." Mr Stewart is the British Prime Minister and very proud of being normal. But what happens when a certain Cornelius Fudge pays him a visit?

The night life. Beneath the shopping and banking of Diagon Alley, just passed the entrance to Knockturn Alley, there lies a place where the night life never ends. Fin Alley where things that should have happened ages ago finally occur. Draco Malfoy has taken up a seat at the local bar and dance club when an unexpected old 'friend' catches his eye. Wonder where things will go? What will finally happen?

One-Shot. Lily, James, Sirius and Severus appear on Clive Anderson's version of the comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyways? Warning: this story contains lots of laughing and evil glaring.

This song-fic gives us an insight into the world of Luna. There's a fine line between genius and madness, and Luna has a fuzzy bunny slipper on each side. Song is property of Tori Amos, from the album Under the Pink.

Dragon's eggs, new jobs, and black silk boxers? Bill and Charlie are in for an eventful morning...

Hermione wakes up in Ron's bed forgetting, for a second, how she got there. The sequel to Sweet Adorable Ron.

How did quiet Remus Lupin become a member of one of the most famous pranking groups of Hogwarts? Well, when Sirius and James set their minds to something, anything's possible....

Note to Hogwarts staff: Never, ever let the Weasley twins get bored.

Draco Malfoy no longer has the best hair. A certain Gryffindor does, and he'll do anything to find out his secret, even if it means sacrificing his cookies. *SLASH*

When Halloween traditions at Hogwarts start to become a little bit boring for the students, Dumbledore and the rest of the teachers decide to have a karaoke party. Throw in pedicured toenails, snotty narrator comments, and a suprise visit from Voldie, and you got yourself a pretty interesting fanfic.

Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts.

The title pretty much tells you what's in the fic. But anyway, Voldemort has an evil plot to....

Dumbledore decides his staff needs a little refresher on how to work together and appreciate each other’s differences. Snape is less than pleased.

Gilderoy Lockhart's classes at Hogwarts based on School of Rock. Lockhart bored everyone with talking about himself, but when he found out that Harry and Draco were potential duelers, he stopped teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, and made the class about dueling instead. Now the class is going to lead Lockhart's new idea for a Dueling Club. But with the way Lockhart teaches, will it be more of a hazard than a help?

A skimming of Sirius's clearest memories at Hogwarts. Some happy ``and others not. But they're there.