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Hoggy Warty Day Care--run by a young Minerva McGonagall, taking care of children like Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley, Penelope Clearwater, Fleur Delacour, and Marcus Flint. Watch their little mannerisms--and how they contrast to the personalities of their grown-up selves! A fun fic filled with cute little cherries!

Dobby once told Harry Potter that he used the Room of Requirement when Winky was very drunk. He said it with a guilty look. Just what was he so guilty about?

This is something I came up with an idea for. It’s based very loosely upon Fear Factor, a show on NBC, but is different from it. It’s my first attempt at humor, and I’d like to know what everyone thinks of it, tell me, do I have a chance at this? Anywho, I’ll stop blabbing and get on with it. Please read and review, personally I found this humorous. Luv and Peace to you all, Belladonna Patil aka Parvati Anne Patil.

Craziness, pure hilarious craziness (and insane!) - need I say more? When James and Sirius have pushed Voldemort over the edge, watch out, here comes singing, dancing.... Moldie Voldie!

Albus Dumbledore sits his NEWTs.

Sick of the trio being, well, the trio, Snape decides that the time has come for some decisive action. In an effort to drive a wedge between them, Snape concocts not only a fiendish plan, but also a potent potion that he hopes will make Hermione fall madly for Ron. Little does he know that his plan will work, but in a far different direction than intended.

Interviews at Hogwarts is a program that takes you inside the castle. The interviewer, Ellehcim Elavod, asks the tough questions and isn\'t afraid to take suggestions!

When the Gryffindor seeker is poisoned, she asked James to play ``seeker in the match against Slytherin. Sirius, James, and Peter tell Remus about ``their decision to become animagi. Snape is a sneering Git. Goyle Sr. tries to ``strangle Remus. Lucius Malfoy gets Detention. Rated PG mild gratuitous vomiting ``and mild violence.

Even alcohol has it's good, it's bad and it's ugly. The Good... being drunk can be fun. The bad... hangover's are bad. The ugly... it could get worse.

Call the Slash Squad, the A&T boys are at it again! An atypical Harry x Draco boylove piece. Delinquent!Harry had a strange moment while Draco slept peacefully.

Have you ever written fanFiction? Have you ever had problems with your main characters? Well, here's my story.

A few days before Christmas, James and Sirius - dragging Remus with them - set out to ambush Severus Snape. When they accidentally get locked in the Potions classroom, things turn out stranger than they expected.

James and Lily's wedding. Someone had to write it, might as well be me. Mostly a comedy but romantic stuff too. Enjoy!

Harry is King of the Wizards. He and his knights of the Head Table, including Sir Aragorn, Sir Boromir, Sir Ron, and Sir Gilderoy, undertake the Quest for the One Ring.

This is a funny short story about how Harry Potter REALLY found out about Hogwarts, and why he's really there!

When Harry, Ron and Hermione find a very suspicious looking backpack in the middle of the street, they meet someone they'd never thought they'd see...

What happens when I lock Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Ginny in a room? Chaos ensues and our characters go nuts! Who will join them?

Hogwarts' lawyer visits to sort out a semester of student problems, such as a student with a localized growing portion and a girl with a werewolf boyfriend. He finds nothing that a little bribery or blackmail can't resolve.

Harry/Ron, Hermione/Pansy, Crabbe/Goyle, Draco/Snape, Filch/Peeves/Mrs. Norris, Creevey Bros./Giant Squid, Mary Sue/Kyle Dustruffle... hey, wait a minute... who's Kyle Dustruffle?````The Wizard Chess Slash Series is a slash satire that parodies every slash pairing and ship out there in fandom. If it's been written about, it's made fun of in this series.

A house elf named Winky expresses her thoughts on "enslavement."

Severus Snape with blue hair, Minerva McGonagall in a thong, and a cussing Hermione all come together in this humorous post-Voldemort fic. Mentions of sex, homosexuality, and swearing.

Drusilla Quigley returns once more to interview none other than Albus Dumbledore. So what makes everyone's favorite headmaster tick? Miss Quigley is about to find out, and she's going to have an interesting article to write indeed...

This was my submission for an old The Restricted Section fiction challenge. Ever wonder why Draco looked so morose as he watched the crowd in Flourish & Blotts in the Chamber of Secrets movie? Find all of your answers within!

One lonely night after the Dark Lord's Defeat, Professor Snape decides he wants to have sex. As blunt as that.

It's not that their sex life is boring, no, but... well, Sirius has always been the experimental kind... Remus won't come out of it unscathed.``Padfoot/Remus, because you have to face it: they probably tried it at least once.

Yes, it's that time again...the Trio are back at Hogwarts, and it seems that a 'special event' has been organised for the amusement of students and teachers alike. Expect character manipulation by the All-Knowing Authoress, random references to certain SHIPs, and the return of a certain winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile award...

Charlie Weasley takes Ron, Harry and Hermione to Romania over the summer to visit the dragon caves, but the vacation turns into a complete fiasco when Hermione finds herself in a very hot situation.

Fred and George Weasley are forced to travel to a dangerous pit to save Remus Lupin from death by boredom. On the way, they encounter a million plot holes, everyone of them more ludicrous than the first.

What if, all the world's a stage, and the characters of HP fan fiction are actors? This is the story of what happened between 'gigs', when characters meet in the Great Hall to share their complaints about how they're portrayed. Dumbledore has been rooted out of retirement after 'dying', James has doubts about Harry's paternity, Remus rants, and Voldemort does a Gilderoy. In short, mayhem ensues. These are not Jo's sterling characters. This group of players has been forced to enact some of the most atrocious parts in fan fiction-dom, and they're all primed and ready for the casting grouch.

Harry Potter, Arthur Weasley, his son Ronald Weasley, HIS wife Hermione Granger, and THEIR son Viktor all go to the Dursley house for a barbeque. To their surprise, there is not much of a fight from the awful family. "Dudley was everywhere, covering every wall in a mosaic of constantly more recent and much larger (due to the size of the boy in question) photos. In fact, it seemed almost as if a group of girls came and decorated the room as if Dudley was actually the lead singer in a pop group."

The things that surprise students of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry are those that are not magical.

What do get when you add a particularly reactive spider, a Potions Master, and a five foot free fall? A recipe for endless insanity.

After a day out with the children, Arthur winds down by the fireplace. Until he hears a strange noise from upstairs...

Hermione Granger wakes up one morning and realises that she is in love with... who?! You'll just have to find out! With a worn out plot line and several spoilers for Astronomy Tower fics, this is a lovely parody by the lovely hanet... I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE... *coughcough* (Hr/Everyone)

Just read it and find out. What Harry is doing during Potions one terribly hilarious day.

A sweet and funny Potterverse version of the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale. Except she's not beautiful, she's not sleeping, and, well, maybe 'she' isn't the right word... Harry/Snape slash, AU

There's a thin line between love and hate. Is Harry Potter going to cross it? It's more than likely, with meddling twins, his raging hormones and one delectable blond Slytherin breaking into the Gryffindor common room one night ... Harry starts to wonder. Why the hell did he ever think he was straight? Disclaimer: Everything but the plot JK owns :(

This is an incredibly G-rated fic. Everyone and everything in this fic is sickeningly happy. The characters are polite, courteous, and enjoy building sand castles. (This includes Voldie!)

A humourous fic about Hermione, Ron and a misunderstanding over wizardporn.

This is the sequel to "The Adventures of Lord Voldemort." Join Lord Voldemort, Bella, Lucius, Narcissa, Crabbe, Goyle, and Rabastan on the European jaunt of their lives! This is from Lord Voldemort's point of view in diary form. A little random. A LOT of crazy.

...and you thought The Wizard of Oz couldn't get much better... now with all your favorite Hogwarts kids and a lemony fresh scent!

Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape ... to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What is wrong with Hermione and can he help her? Written before HBP, therefore AU.

Fred and George are asked to look after Ron's youngest sons. Can they handle it? Hey, it's Fred and George here, of course they can ...or are they getting slow in their old age? Set at the same time as 'Beach Blast'.

Sirius and James have some fun...at Remus' expense. (Poor Remus.)

Harry appears in the desert, naked. I don't need to say anything else about this story.

Oliver Wood: More singers, more failures and more… Gilderoy Lockhart! Weekdays, seven to eight on your Weally Wunderful Wizawds Watcher! And remember... more Gilderoy!

You've read the books. You've seen the movies. So naturally you think you know the Harry Potter Series. Right? Wrong! A tale of hilarity, randomness, sudden Apparation, and instantaneous subject change ensues while you ask yourself, 'What are they smoking?'

Dr. and Dr. Granger have a perfectly ordinary evening, when something very odd occurs. What do they do? "As a family, they made the decision to panic." Includes vampires, uncomfortable chairs, and singing hospital orderlies. The mystery of lost paperwork is solved. First in the 'First Signs of Magic' series.

It’s a parody.. It’s a soap opera, it’s... Till Death Do We Angst. If you enjoy the popular works of Cassie Claire and... Cassie Claire, then join us for a delightful series of Mary Sue mashing, bad plot smashing, song fic bashing installments. With each chapter comes more laughs, love and angst. This is the collaboration of Director’s Cut, Pedestrial Trink and Reluctantly, Mesmer. This is... Till Death Do We Angst.

Jerry Springer invites some Dark Lords and their mistresses over to drag out the dirty laundry and find out just what makes these women hot for the villain.

Albus Dumbledore receives a letter from an old friend. Sort of. What does the letter say that would shock and confound even Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape?

What would happen if three of Hogwarts most respected teachers had to leave and the school was left in the unsafe hands of Harry Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart and Remus Lupin? Well...this is a good place to find out.

The tale of an Unspeakable, and her most recent assigment: Tracking down the most dangerous 'Mary Sue' of their time. Follow Agent Karin Airbourne through a world of the deranged Mary Sues we rarely see and try really hard not to think about, either.

Before you go further, I must request that any search for a moral in this story is discarded. Now, please proceed to read the actions of the Marauders in their fifth year as they attempt to get back at Snape, woo Lily, and generally cause havoc.

Draco Malfoy has a secret. It's a fairly innocent secret, really, but he can't risk *anyone* uncovering it. So what happens when Lucius finds out?

A simple story about Harry, Ron and Hermione sneaking into a shop on the more mature end of Diagon Alley

Determined to get at least one Weasley, Fudge arrests Ron for killing a Death Eater in battle. During court, when told to give his last words, Ron decides to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Harry has ADHD; Ginny is constantly being ignored; Draco is epitome of his fandom; many girls faint, cry, and scream; and a few ships get poked at.

He paused as he heard a hissing sound from behind him. Dreading what he was about to see, Fred turned and realized there were more of those things located on the lawn and all of them were spewing the same substance. Squeaking, Fred turned to run off the lawn, but all the objects were discharging the same material. He was trapped.

Feuding houses have led Dumbledore to mix them up a bit. Features a talent show, mash potato ice cream, Mary Poppins umbrella, S&M Ginny, and more.

1997. London. Six Slytherins share a vision and the common desire to the conquer the world... of haute couture. Warnings: HBP spoilers, naughty language and absurdist comedy!

This is just a quick "what if" list I came up with one very dead day at work. Come on, you know you love "what if" scenarios! Ninja Master Dumbledore makes a rare appearance.

Arithmancy has been cancelled due to Professor Vector's illness, so the class goes to Muggle Studies. They are given a questionnaire to fill out--the modified, adapted, and considerably shortened but still insanely long registration to MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!!! Hermione fills it out, with hilarious consequenses.

Here is your chance to watch Mary-Sues get ripped to shreds! Cliches, bad plots, and weird characterisation that only looks normal to the eye of the criminally insane (oh, and the author). ````You can tell it's good because ff.net deleted it!

A very young Sirius finds something interesting and consults James, ``leading into a barrel of trouble.

*Ron/Draco* What do you get when two unsuspecting Prefects from different houses end up together in a Jacuzzi with scented bubblebath? Slash, of course!

Isn't the title self explanatory? Harry's secret is out! All of Hogwarts is soon to know that he is gay! With this Hermione becomes Harry's fag hag.

Tonks may be Snape\'s double, Molly is worried, and Remus is, simply, Sweater.

Revenge was never funnier...

Fondness for fanfiction strikes Hogwarts as the Internet becomes a subject in Muggle Studies. The New Marauders (second and third generation) are stuck in the middle of it. Snape threatens, July giggles, and very bad mental images are given.

After a few hints from Ron, Harry finally realizes his feelings for Hermione. But, it just so happens that she is heading to France to visit some mystery guy that Harry's never seen, just heard about. Can or will he be able to tell her he loves her? Sometimes, it's just timing...

During the war, Dumbledore starts a series of House competitions to lighten everyone's spirits. Food consumption contests, messy eating, and Harry and Draco rivalry abound, with a side of Weasley antics! Cream pies sold separately.

Arthur brings home a pair of Muggle trousers. What will Molly think? What mishaps will occur? Arthur discovers that Muggle clothing can be wonderful -- and dangerous. Featuring: scandalized!Molly, enthusiastic!Arthur, young!Weasley-children, and vicious!trousers.

Our favorite arrogant Slytherin (you know, the one everyone thinks is part-veela) rambles on about Slytherins, Dark Lords, and betrothals.

Hermione's manifesto at long last! Come on, with a title like that, you just know it's gotta be funny...

Snape, pink, Britney Spears, Harry and Ron in the invisibility ``cloak. Need I say more?

A game of strip poker teaches Draco an interesting lesson in observation. What you see is not always what you get---or deserve. First in a series of vignettes about the Woman of Hogwarts.

Ron and Harry find the mirror once again. Harry sees the same thing as last time. But Ron sees something different... a girl....

Ron shows his support for Harry in case Harry ever decides to become gay. But as it turns out, Ron should never put ideas in Harry’s head.

The Malfoys take a visit to PBS. But not all is well in the world of children's television... death, love triangles, unrequited love, and sex lies ahead. WARNING: You may never look at Barney or Ernie's ducky the same way again.

There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.

After Fred played a prank on his family, his family have been wishing to get back at him. They just got their wish.

The Men of the Order take a little time to remember the good things in life (and drink themselves silly).

Everyone is sick and tired of American Transfer Student, Mary Sue, especially her Housemates, the Slytherins. It's enough to make Draco lose his composure at dinner. Pudding flies. Snape prays. Warning: Some people think this is screamingly funny. Other people think it's sick and twisted. Rated R for sexual innuendo and violence.

Hermione is wandering through a forest and falls asleep. She wakes up, and finds a vampire. She meets Buffy, and learns some strange things.

When Harry’s victories over Voldemort become more and``more humiliating for the Dark Lord, the annual battle evolves into a festival celebrated by the combined Wizard-Muggle world. Welcome to VoldeFest!

Poor, good, noble, beneficent Harry Potter. All he did was steal some ham and for that he ended up with nineteen hours of detention. It just isn't fair. How is he going to deal with the injustice of the world? By singing, of course! Yes, it's finally happened -- Harry Potter meets Les Miserables! Hold your noses and step inside.

A secret mission for Sirius and Remus leads to more than Remus bargained for.

What happened after Snape's Worst Memory? Well, let's say the Marauders had a little girl talk, in which they discuss James' crush on Lily Evans, or is it more than a crush?

It was the first magic book Harry wanted, one that Hagrid had to drag him away from. What was so special about it? One-shot.

This Story takes place one year after Harry's graduation from Hogwarts. He works for the Ministry, but decides to take a month off and go 'Down Under' to Australia. There he meets Cassie, the quick-talking witch who taught him how to windsurf, landsurf, and everything else that them Aussies like to do!

I think the title is as explanatory as it can possibly be. We find Harry and Hermione in yet another problem. Hermione wakes up with stomach cramps. But we soon find out that she's... leaking, so to speak. Dripping with sick female-related humor. Rated R for excruciating detail, but with some fluff to start off with.

This is a continuation of Trillian Black's "And Now for Something Completely Different." I hope you enjoy the singing as it's not just Ron this time.

Fred and George have secured a site for their joke shop and the whole of Hogwarts will be there for the Grand Opening.

It's Christmas again, and Harry and Tonks are settled down in their new home. But when a debate comes up about a certain Muggle object, Tonks just can't leave well enough alone.

A daring tale of all 'round tomfoolery when Fred and George Weasley become the new generation of Magical Mischief-Makers as keepers of the Marauder's Map.

Severus Snape is a meany! Point blank. Will things change when he gets a visit from 3 very special ghosts?

It's the beginning of the fifth year, but nothing is what ``anyone expects it to be. With the Evil Hand, frogs, rioting chess pieces, ``Jerry Springer, Blast-Ended Skrewts, and a rather odd duck.

Harry is dared by Fred, George, and Ron one night to sneak down to the kitchens and steal some food, but what he finds out is something he really didn't want to know. What is it exactly that Snape does after midnight?

An ill-advised prank by Draco Malfoy fills the Potions Classroom with an hallucinogenic smoke. Harry and friends embark on a difficult new quest - making it to their next class.

A snippet from the Weasley family past; Fred and George play a prank on their younger brother Ron. Backstory to Ron's canon comment that Fred and George once tricked him into making an 'Unbreakable Vow'.