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Strange, unexplained shoe-nappings have been occurring to a certain group of students that we all know very well. But they realize that they are connected to a secret that they thought no one knew about.

Brothers tend to always view their younger sisters as little angels. Ron's angelic view of Ginny is dramatically smashed beyond recognition! And... that's not all...

Mary Sue is sick and tired of romance novels, so when she's offered a starring role in a Harry Potter fanfic, she jumps at the chance. Problem is, things aren't going exactly according to plan... My mom says it's stupid, my beta says it's funny. The only way you can find out is to READ!

Fred and George have been rummaging around in Percy's room and to their delight find something that not only makes their day but can also make them some money.

5th year fic. Harry and Hermione both like each other, but neither knows that the other likes him/her. Then, enter the new girl. Bumpy roads and many cat fights follow and Harry must make a decision...

Hello! Welcome to my little one-shot song fic. Remus Lupin/Sirius Black. Sirius is bringing sexy back with a record player and a song.

Three crazy voice overs attempt to tell a Harry Potter story in which a bunch of fermatas try to take over Hogwarts in spite of the fact that it is the job of the Killer Rabbits and Jackalopes.

What would you do if you woke up at Hogwarts? Would you get really really excited? Would you take advantage of the situation? Or would you wreak total havoc?``I would.

Petunia grudgingly picks Lily up from King's Cross Station for Christmas holidays and meets Messrs MWPP.

Professor Blaise Zabini is travelling on his friend Justin Finch-Fletchley's yacht, when they hear on the WWN that there is a great regatta starting....

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sure that someone's out to commit a crime. Our heroes are valiant and daring in their efforts to prevent the stealing of the Sorcerer's Stone. But, honestly, the teachers gathering in the staff room just think they're being annoying. It's the afternoon before the ultimate climax of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... and the staff just wants to have a quiet coffee break. Here it is: prequel to a prequel.

The teenage Marauders find themselves forced into the Muggle world... without their wands! Hilarity ensues. Includes some mild swearing.

"Grease and Oil on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"``"It is Princess Hermione, my dear Queen."``"WHAT?!?! How can this be? I won the '91 Beauty Pageant of Faraway Land! I am an ex-Miss Faraway. And I am also a former Miss Fairytale Universe! No way that little brat is more attractive than me!"``Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - The Harry Potter Version!``With Narcissa Malfoy as Queen/Witch, Hermione as Snow White, and Grease and Oil (you should know who) as the mirror!

Hermione finds herself in the most unusual situation when facing a Boggart that turns into people's deepest desire, instead of their deepest fear. Another addition to "The Inverted Boggart" story.

The day was dark, cold, and wet. The chill in the moist air outside kept most of the students indoors. It was the weekend, and the normally bustling corridors and classrooms were deserted and quiet. Needless to say, to a pair of red haired Gryffindor boys, it was a very boring day. When something involves Fred and George, it won't remain boring for too long.

Shortly after Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus are sharing a flat together. One day, however, a very strange tift begins.

A young Lucius Malfoy is forced to baby-sit his wife's niece for a day. How much trouble can toddler!Tonks get up to? The answer involves overflowing sinks, strawberry jam, and Bertie Bott's Beans.

Voldemort's real desperate. He has so many pathetic minio-er follwers and nothing to do. What better way to try to whip their minds into shape than to hold therapy sessions? There are a lot of better ways... but Voldemort is, as I said before, desperate...

Harry is angry. VERY angry. Why?

Ron and Harry share the same flat and today, Hermione is going to bring a surprise there.

See what happens when you take on bored Harry Potter fan muggle and take one horny and angry Draco Malfoy!``Warning: You might wet yourself.

The A&T boys are back! Oh, behave! Delinquent!Harry``ate an ice cream. Sex-starved!Draco had some explicit daydream.``In public. Ice cream eaten by Harry was based on Feast by Walls.

Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....

Two worlds collide in a story of humor, action, and possibly romance. Everyone's favorite wizard is once again in a tricky situation. But this time, it isn't even in his own world!

The teachers at Hogwarts must undergo therapy following the termination of Professor Lockhart... insights into Professor McGonagall's true character and Snape's sarcasm abounds.

A rather fluffy, fun little story…includes Russian figure skaters and some rather vile wonderings about Quidditch players. It’s another Penelope-n-Ron story, with a little touch of Percy/Oliver on the side…and one other pairing, can you spot it?

Harry, Ginny, Hermione and Ron sit down and comment while they watch, "The Empire Strikes Back". Symbolism and Comparisons abound. Inspired Sequel to B Bennet's, "A Certain Point of View".

Find out what Rita was up to during the events of CoS!

James and Lily are supposed to be married on Friday. Well, the Saturday beforehand, the best man, our favorite mutt, Sirius, decides to throw his friend a bachelor party. This party involves cake and coconuts and an uninvited guest who decides to crash the party.

Harry has quite a decision on his hands: Hermione or Ginny? As the story progresses, things heat up as Harry Hermione Ron Ginny Draco Cho and Luna keep switching around partners. Who will Harry choose? And what's with snogging Mandrakes?

Harry and Ron find a Muggle computer, and go onto Schnoogle and read fics! Featuring bad language and teasing!

Lord Voldemort consults the Evil Overlord handbook and decides to rid Hogwarts of some Christmas cheer... until he gets discovered sneaking around the Ravenclaw Common Room by a certain "loony" student...

Dudley-fat, stupid and, er, fat! But he's also innocent(ish) and cute (in a stupid sort of way). See Dudley's life, starting Christmas 1996, when he writes to his cousin...

Due to the fact that Hermione’s father had custody of her after her parents separation, Hermione moved around a lot before her father settled back in England. Hermione receives the letter that she is to start at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, even if she is now fifteen. There, she meets the famous Harry Potter, his best friend the troublemaker Ron Weasley, and his little sister, Ginny. They have an adventure of their lives with Hermione at Hogwarts now...

Welcome to a segment of Interviews, the DADA Teachers Talk Show! This sickly show is like a combination of a super cheesy David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey show with your twice as cheesy host Cornelius Fudge! This show is the reason talkshows and Harry Potter do NOT mix.

A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go--to save Severus--and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.)

In the summer holidays after leaving Hogwarts, Remus has a surprise for Sirius.

I was challenged by Yoda (from GT) to create a Harry Potter/Star Wars melded fic where the Harry Potter characters would take on the roles of the Star Wars characters. Harry would become Luke Skywalker, Draco would be Han Solo, Ginny would be Leia, Dumbledore would be Obi Wan Kenobi, Sirius would play Chewbacca, Dobby would be R2D2, and Fred/George would be Yoda. I took the liberty of altering names of characters and places from both stories and even added a few additional ``people. Sorry Hermione fans- she heard about this and ran very far away and is ``therefore not represented.

Harry is dead and this is his will. Character death implied (not shown, it's just his will), but it's not sad and a couple of strange pairings. I've been told it's funny, but slightly disturbing.

In a strange twist of fate, Ron ends up serenading Hermione with an N'Sync song... will Ron be doomed to become a hopeless member of a stupid boy band, or will he win his darling? A fluffy R/Hr fic! Post-GoF, pre-OotP written.

Ginny, Pansy, Luna, Cedric, Oliver and Draco are six successful best friends in their mid-20s living together in an apartment in Diagon Alley. Read all about their lives, loves and laughs!

The Game of life! Sequels Sequel to truth or Dare the Sequel, Sequel to Truth or Dare. They do that stuff the title says and someone else gets carried away. Ron speaks...French?

It's about Harry's scar... is it really what it seems? A short little thing written by a very bored Selene

Harry, fed up with his boyfriend never helping out with the chores, insists that Draco comes supermarket shopping with him... and comes to regret it!

This story is set in the _Slytherin Rising_ AU. What happens when ``a Ravenclaw decides that Gilderoy Lockhart's Got To Go? Cat-fights and a Cunning ``Plan...and a critique by none other than everybody's favorite Potions Master!

Vernon Dursley observes as three-year-old Harry Potter is visited by a kindly elf on Christmas Night. Based on "The Night Before Christmas."

After being completely insulted yet again in a potions class, Harry is tired of being a student. While in detention, he accidentally creates a potion that allows him a great deal of fun: Harry can switch bodies with people, and he is the only one whom it can work on! Later though, he discovers this potion could very well be the key to defeat Voldemort. Will it lead to victory or tragedy?

So you thought that only students pass notes? Certainly not true. Here three teachers discuss the purpose of notes, their pupils\' love loves and other such nonsense. It\'s a whole bunch of silliness, really!

A collection of limericks featuring various students, teachers, Death Eaters and others.

Seamus is a kinky sort; he has a secret none of his mates know about, and desires that people would find a little hard to understand. A little accidental magic may serve his obsession in an unlikely way.

What happens when the Gryffindors join a Halloween contest sponsored by the Weasley Wizard Weezes Joke Shop? Ron as a rabbit! Colin as Harry! A love sick Ginny! And a REALLY embarassed Draco!

Just an innocent game of spin-the-bottle... until an uninvited guest shows up and changes the rules. A bunch of ships, slash and het.

Fred Weasley has liked Angelina Johnson for years and now he's found a spell to get her. What happens when the spell backfires?

The troll\\\'s version of what happened that Hallowe\\\'en in book one. Translated from the Trollish, apart from the title.

Lupin gets the dubious pleasure of waking Tonks up for breakfast every morning for a week. Hilarity ensues.

One of the worst villains in canon. A valiant and true heroine. AND they're uncle and niece! So what's to keep them from (*ahem, ahem*) getting together? Sometimes personal relationships are not the worst issue...

Originally named "The Four Marauders". It's the Marauders' fifth year at Hogwarts--Remus suffers from PMS (Pre-Moon Sickness) and Moonopause--James struggles to kiss Lily--Sirius flirts and attempts to get a girlfriend--and Peter...well, he tries not to explode from eating so much! Join the Marauders as they get high (off Sharpies that Remus stole from his Muggle step-dad), go on panty raids, and, most important of all, harrass Snivellus!

Ever wonder about what it would be like to be in handcuffs? Not like against the law... enforced by police. Natural law takes an ironic turn in this story of two enemies, bonded by cold hard steel. Yet the very thing that keeps them together keeps them also from killing each other.

Harry and Ron venture into a record shop where they meet a boy who looks suspiciously like Harry. Could it be...? A real-person fic featuring Dan Radcliffe.

Hermione is going on vacation with her mom, tooth-obsessed Dad and... Harry and Ron? But then Hermione starts to like Harry... what now??

Harry finds himself locked in a crowded common room in nothing but his boxers! Ginny is there and isn't slightly embarrassed.

Ginny's seen almost every single living soul in the house in some embarrassing state of undress or other. Today, she finishes her collection with Harry, singing in the shower. Oneshot. Warning: Slash implied.

Draco is not in love with Harry. Really, he's not. And he definitely doesn't have a plan to get Harry to love him too.... H/D.

OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY KILLED COLIN! And so our tale begins. A horrible murder has occurred at our beloved Hogwarts, and Fudge is a bungling idiot. Oh, and did I mention Dumbledore has experienced S.M.E.F.? If you want to know what smef means you're going to have to read my delightfully funny murder story.

[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.

Lucius accidentally hits his son. A response to all the Abused!Draco fics out there, set when Draco is about seven years old. Includes WearingThePants!Narcissa.

The marauders have had a bit too much Firewhisky. Chaos ensues. Response to a challenge.

You wouldn't have thought anyone could get away with messing with Voldemort, would you? He didn't either - until two children showed up on his doorstep claiming to be his cousins...

A cautionary tale on the dangers of carelessly mixing magic and technology. Ron breaks the internet. (Written for LadyTory's Bad Day Challenge.)

It's the end of sixth year and Lily is enjoying a day off on the Hogwarts grounds until some mischievous boys find her where she's sleeping. James has an idea but it's Sirius's prank that really makes this fic happen.

Draco, Hermione, and some mud. "Unresolved sexual tension. Those two have it in spades."

It's sound advice: Never accept food from Fred and/or George Weasley. But when it's a pan of warm, chocolatey, gooey brownies, how could any sane person possibly resist? (Easily, if they know what's good for 'em.) Warning: Not your Mom's brownies; this fic is rated PG-13 for a reason.

Scene: The Leaky Cauldron at Halloween. The pub is decorated Hogwarts-style in preparation for the characters' in-between-books Halloween celebration. Ron and Hermione are helping Harry decorate.``Hermione: Ron, come give me a boost over here, will you? I can’t staple this beheaded elf to the ceiling without you.``Ron: Sure, honey, I’ll be right there. (leaning over, he whispers to Harry who is filling a wooden barrel with apples for bobbing) Harry, uh…did you send my parents an invite to this party?

Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa.

Have you ever wondered if Hogwarts really does exist? Well it does but there’s more to it than the books let on.

First years Lily Evans and James Potter have to work together in a battle of life or death, involving Fire-witches, magic rings that don't turn you invisible, cloaks that do and an ancient prophesy. If they fail, it could result in tragedy; it's just a pity they hate each other.

O/C: Chester B. Humpledincker: The horrific mistake Mother Nature didn't want to admit to; a face that would make Voldemort grimace, and a brain that could only be summed up by one word: deficient. The anti-hero the world hates to love...

What happens when you put humour and romance together? Light-hearted fluff. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a picnic. At least... Harry and Draco will. (slash)

What could possibly go wrong when Harry and Draco are looking for a little private time? Everything! Features a nutty centaur, flying!Ron, and ancient Slytherin customs you may not know about.

Harry is angsty, Voldie's a pip. There's fighting and crying but no big field trip. It's funny, it's lovey, but there's true gross gore. There's Hagrid and Hedwig and Mary-Sueness galore. Ron and Hermione stop by for a second, I can't think of another rhyme so I'll just stop.

Hoggy Warty Day Care--run by a young Minerva McGonagall, taking care of children like Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley, Penelope Clearwater, Fleur Delacour, and Marcus Flint. Watch their little mannerisms--and how they contrast to the personalities of their grown-up selves! A fun fic filled with cute little cherries!

Dobby once told Harry Potter that he used the Room of Requirement when Winky was very drunk. He said it with a guilty look. Just what was he so guilty about?

This is something I came up with an idea for. It’s based very loosely upon Fear Factor, a show on NBC, but is different from it. It’s my first attempt at humor, and I’d like to know what everyone thinks of it, tell me, do I have a chance at this? Anywho, I’ll stop blabbing and get on with it. Please read and review, personally I found this humorous. Luv and Peace to you all, Belladonna Patil aka Parvati Anne Patil.

Sick of the trio being, well, the trio, Snape decides that the time has come for some decisive action. In an effort to drive a wedge between them, Snape concocts not only a fiendish plan, but also a potent potion that he hopes will make Hermione fall madly for Ron. Little does he know that his plan will work, but in a far different direction than intended.

Craziness, pure hilarious craziness (and insane!) - need I say more? When James and Sirius have pushed Voldemort over the edge, watch out, here comes singing, dancing.... Moldie Voldie!

Albus Dumbledore sits his NEWTs.

Interviews at Hogwarts is a program that takes you inside the castle. The interviewer, Ellehcim Elavod, asks the tough questions and isn\'t afraid to take suggestions!

When the Gryffindor seeker is poisoned, she asked James to play ``seeker in the match against Slytherin. Sirius, James, and Peter tell Remus about ``their decision to become animagi. Snape is a sneering Git. Goyle Sr. tries to ``strangle Remus. Lucius Malfoy gets Detention. Rated PG mild gratuitous vomiting ``and mild violence.

Call the Slash Squad, the A&T boys are at it again! An atypical Harry x Draco boylove piece. Delinquent!Harry had a strange moment while Draco slept peacefully.

Even alcohol has it's good, it's bad and it's ugly. The Good... being drunk can be fun. The bad... hangover's are bad. The ugly... it could get worse.

Have you ever written fanFiction? Have you ever had problems with your main characters? Well, here's my story.

A few days before Christmas, James and Sirius - dragging Remus with them - set out to ambush Severus Snape. When they accidentally get locked in the Potions classroom, things turn out stranger than they expected.

James and Lily's wedding. Someone had to write it, might as well be me. Mostly a comedy but romantic stuff too. Enjoy!

Harry is King of the Wizards. He and his knights of the Head Table, including Sir Aragorn, Sir Boromir, Sir Ron, and Sir Gilderoy, undertake the Quest for the One Ring.

This is a funny short story about how Harry Potter REALLY found out about Hogwarts, and why he's really there!

When Harry, Ron and Hermione find a very suspicious looking backpack in the middle of the street, they meet someone they'd never thought they'd see...

What happens when I lock Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Ginny in a room? Chaos ensues and our characters go nuts! Who will join them?

Hogwarts' lawyer visits to sort out a semester of student problems, such as a student with a localized growing portion and a girl with a werewolf boyfriend. He finds nothing that a little bribery or blackmail can't resolve.

Harry/Ron, Hermione/Pansy, Crabbe/Goyle, Draco/Snape, Filch/Peeves/Mrs. Norris, Creevey Bros./Giant Squid, Mary Sue/Kyle Dustruffle... hey, wait a minute... who's Kyle Dustruffle?````The Wizard Chess Slash Series is a slash satire that parodies every slash pairing and ship out there in fandom. If it's been written about, it's made fun of in this series.

A house elf named Winky expresses her thoughts on "enslavement."