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Lucius is tired of Narcissa's nagging and decides to go and have a few drinks at the Three Broomsticks. Who does he run into? None other than Hermione Granger, of course, who is equally tired of her husband Ron's incessant talk of Quidditch. Can these two former enemies find something interesting to do while they pass the time away from their significant others?

Dudley Dursley is relaxing in a deck chair when Luna Lovegood 'floats' above him on her thestral, Sootyhoof.... The two have an interesting conversation.

It was one of those ginger-haired boys that lived up the road. Everyone in the village knew the Weasleys and their backward kids. Thankfully, they all went to some ‘special’ school up north during the year, so the only time she had to put up with them was during the summer holidays.

Angry with Harry, Ron wishes he never came to Hogwarts. Some wishes just shouldn't come true...

It is finally happening. Tom Riddle will gleefully watch Harry Potter’s downfall from a front-row seat. And it’s all thanks to Moaning Myrtle. The first, as far as I can see, romantic pairing between Moaning Myrtle and Tom Riddle. LEGAL NOTICE: The author assumes no liability for side-splitting, pants wetting or other trauma associated with uncontrollable laughter.

Lord Voldemort's grand scheme to destroy the Weasley Family is brought to a brief halt whenever she invites him in for tea.

Luna Lovegood gets an unexpected visitor knocking at her door on Old Hallow's Eve...

An Ode to Hermione and Her Brush. Anyway, this is a rant from Hermione's pink, unhappy, hairbrush. *grins*

What is Luna's extra credit assignment with Snape, and why are they taking off their clothes? No, it's not what you think.

The diary of Draco Malfoy. Read his quipping insults, sulking complaints, his secret lover, his suicidal urges, his bits about Crabbe sleepwalking without anything on, and his secret desire to see Harry in the changing room. It's not what you think! Draco/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, and a bit of reference toward Draco/Harry. A bit slashy.

Dumbledore had his reasons for locking Sirius up in his own house. But what reasons does Black himself have for going quite, quite mad?

Now that the Evil Sorting Hat has decided to get revenge on Draco, Hermione has to learn to tolerate him for six weeks.

The Marauders are all telling stories... yet they all seem to make fun of James. But then the stories start to come true. Coincidence? Magic? ``I think not. Sirius? Well, now.

Not too keen on American Idol? Can't blame you, but wait until you see the Potter version! Draco hosts with an all-new panel of Judges; no appearances by Simon, Randy, OR Paula! Contestants range from random students, to boys-who-lived, to former Hogwarts Professors. And, of course, you won't want to miss the scathing remarks of the judge-with-a-grudge, who is so diabolically British, it's almost sexy. Guess who?

Did you ever wonder what would happen if the world of Harry Potter collided with the world of Star Trek? Well, I did...and out came this.

Draco uses Harry over and over, and Harry isn't exactly pleased. Harry wants Draco to stay forever, but that isn't happening. Unless. . . Written for McTabby's Blame challenge

The world of fairy tales and the wizarding world collides when Snow White suddenly ends up in the Burrow. With Naked!Draco, Er!Ron, the rest of the Weasleys and crazy fairy tale characters.

Well, we're not locked in a room, we're not the regular characters you'd expect, maybe, but be assured, this is an MST of the first book of Harry Potter. And while we're pretty sure we're still sane, we're not sure if the author is.

After a night of decadent passion, Draco Malfoy finds himself facing an irate Pansy. What better punishment for the guilty Slytherin sex-god than to turn him into a ferret? Follow Draco as he explores the sex-capades behind the doors of Hogwarts. Plenty of snogging, "wrestling", biting and wand enlarging in store.

Tom Felton is a generally good person. But when a freak encounter with a mysterious (and totally f***** up) mirror leaves him stranded in a world of magic -- and a world of trouble -- everyone now thinks he is the evil (but sexy) Draco Malfoy and he has no way of letting them know who he really is, and no way home. Then there's the real Malfoy loose in Muggle England to wreac total havoc. Throw in some humor, unexpected twists and turns, and a few Americans, and you're off on a ride that'll have you rolling on the floor and suspended on the edge of your seats.

The Weasley Twins go looking for trouble..in Snape's classroom. But what happens when they find a certain book that belongs to him? And how will Prof. McGonagall use it?

Dumbledore is now a 15-year-old boy, who attends Hogwarts along with Harry and others. What has caused this transformation? Will he turn back? With Voldemort on the rise, how will the Professors cope without the Headmaster and bear the additional burden of protecting him?

Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders. Not quite what you'd expect. Rated PG-13 for some violence, crying and stolen hats. One shot.

The girls of Harry Potter do a parody of the song "Cell Block Tango" from the movie "Chicago."

The sequel to "The Day Harry Potter Woke Up and Decided He Was In Love". In which Ron vomits and Harry/Draco are put on exhibition.

You know how you all have those wishes that this or that would happen in the Harry Potter series? Well, here's your chance to read them! *This chapter* Fred and George Run Out of Jokes (oh, the horror!) *Coming Soon* Snapie Takes a Bath, Hermione Gets Laid, Harry Gets his Ass Kicked, McGonagall Becomes A Ninja, and many, many more!

An alternative universe taking place in the universe of Of Western Stars in which strange and unfortunate things happen. In which six years after Harry is taken in by Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, a twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which the obsessively overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which the potions master reads a very odd essay on sexual intercourse.

Are you tired of stories where Draco and Harry fall desperately in love, only to have one of them die in a dramatic, rather predictable (if sudden) manner? This is a fic written in script form; a romantic parody in five acts. Includes the Obligatory Gratuitous Sex Scene.

Why does everyone always treat me (Hermione) in the same way? I feel trapped... hear my point of view, and decide for yourself.

MWPP-era Hogwarts does The Rocky Horror Picture Show (no, not Debbie Does Dallas style), featuring Brad!Remus, Janet!Sirius and high camp Riff Raff!Snape. Warning: will include campness, corsets and cross-dressing.

Draco, having been locked in a cell by Voldemort, finds himself with an unexpected, though not necessarily unwanted, room-mate.

When Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Ginny win a tropical cruise, they think the trip will be relaxing and fun. But when the ship hits a stray iceberg and the five of them, plus a mysterious sailor, flee to an uninhabited island in the middle of no where, the trip grows far from relaxing. This is the story of what happens when wizards stop being polite and start getting real. Watch as relationships form, and peoples true colors start to shine!

Ravenclaws weren't usually mischievious little imps, but Flitwick happens to have such a student this year in his house and he's going to have to deal with that student...

The Quick Quotes Quill NEEDED gossip and lies to live. So, when Hermione cruelly takes him away from his master, Rita Skeeter, he has a few choice words to give her.

Remus is less than happy to find a green-haired, ripped-jeans wearing teenager with a one-syllable nonsense word for a name is his new co-worker.

Ron is having a very weird experience, involving spiders. This is what they didn't have time to show you in the film version of POA.

Remember Krum's proposal to Hermione to spend the summer with him? Well it just so happened that she took him up on his offer and stayed with him during the summer. But when she returns, she has some shocking news to reveal to her two best friends Ron and Harry and can Ron handle it?

Six Hogwarts students on an accidental holiday. Featuring sand, Arithmancy, boys making out on the beach and a completely uncontextualised kiss.

An exchange student shows up. But she's not a Mary Sue. She's a Marilyn Sue.

Harry Potter is not happy with his life at all. He finds an incantation to see his future, and he sees some very disturbing things.

When Voldemort asked for "immortality," he should have specified "immortal life" ...

"We have a SPLINCH!" "ACCIO floating head" Why do the Heads of House look forward to this class?

Set in the days of MWPP, a strange American transfer student joins Hogwarts. *gasp* A Mary Sue? Not by any stretch of the imagination. Well, maybe if you stretched it really far. Like taffy!

On her wedding night, Hermione discovers that the best cure for a hangover is a heaping dose of sarcasm. Based on a true story.

Harry Potter can face anything! Anytime! Anyplace! Except maybe today. Kids say the darndest things...

The Marauders attend a fancy dress/costume party at the end of their seventh year. Our intrepid heroes wear feather boas and eyeliner, and do quite a bit of snogging. All in all, it makes for much fun.

A well-known prankster for his generation, James Potter takes his turn during the career consultation with Professor McGonagall. What is it that he so badly wants to do when he grows up?

Angelina gives advice and comfort to Hermione, assuring her that, though, yes, the Weasleys are completely clueless, there can be hope.

A new business venture sparks an old rivalry… and hits primetime.

Stuffy Snape, and Hermione Granger with lodestones``getting her first kiss in a rather unexpected way.

Scorpius and Rose are trying to come up with a name for their first child. Can Luna save the day?

Well, I finally have another one up, as I promised. The very secret diary of Draco Malfoy the Third. A parody of Cassandra Claire's VSDs. WARNING: Humor and nonsense ahead. As well, I know it's nowhere near as good as the original VSDs, but it's a parody, people!

Werewolves are also people. From a year before the death of the Potters to a few years before his teaching post at Hogwarts, we follow Lupin through his lycanthropic acquaintances--wretched, stunning, hypocritical, slightly mad, fiercely radical and simply, undeniably human.

The Amazing Race is truly...Amazing. But what would happen if the wizards from the Harry Potter world and Muggles from the States were to get together and embark on this Amazing Race? Humor and 'Sirius'ness ensues...

What would it be like to be popular for a day? When her best friends Harry and Ron are suspended from school, Hermione realizes just how much she depended on the two for friendship. She decides to take a chance, get a whole new look, personality, and even friends! But things don't always turn out for the best...

Bill Weasley, Curse Breaker, receives a plea from the Boston Red Sox baseball club in America. In order to complete the mission, he sends two agents to assist the club in breaking the 86-year-old curse on the team. Baseball will never be the same.

JKR's characters want to write their own books; that's against the rules! Who will stop them? WARNING: Random spin-off titles may cause tears of hilarity.

When Fred and George nicked the Marauder's Map from the drawer in Filch's office, it was blank. How did they figure out what it was and how to use it?

It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts and, due to the events of the previous year, he's a manic depressive with a fixation with death, Hermione's got the worst documented case of PMT in the history of Hogwarts, and poor Ron's got all this to deal with. Then along comes the Curse of Ravenclaw Tower, something that makes Ron's day that little bit worse. Also featuring in this comic tale are Ginny, Neville and Luna (because I like to make everyone suffer).

Rita Skeeter really shouldn't have picked Mrs. Norris for the subject of an interview. Dark humor. No fluff, just slit-eyed intrigue.

Strange, unexplained shoe-nappings have been occurring to a certain group of students that we all know very well. But they realize that they are connected to a secret that they thought no one knew about.

Mary Sue is sick and tired of romance novels, so when she's offered a starring role in a Harry Potter fanfic, she jumps at the chance. Problem is, things aren't going exactly according to plan... My mom says it's stupid, my beta says it's funny. The only way you can find out is to READ!

Brothers tend to always view their younger sisters as little angels. Ron's angelic view of Ginny is dramatically smashed beyond recognition! And... that's not all...

Hello! Welcome to my little one-shot song fic. Remus Lupin/Sirius Black. Sirius is bringing sexy back with a record player and a song.

Fred and George have been rummaging around in Percy's room and to their delight find something that not only makes their day but can also make them some money.

Three crazy voice overs attempt to tell a Harry Potter story in which a bunch of fermatas try to take over Hogwarts in spite of the fact that it is the job of the Killer Rabbits and Jackalopes.

What would you do if you woke up at Hogwarts? Would you get really really excited? Would you take advantage of the situation? Or would you wreak total havoc?``I would.

5th year fic. Harry and Hermione both like each other, but neither knows that the other likes him/her. Then, enter the new girl. Bumpy roads and many cat fights follow and Harry must make a decision...

Petunia grudgingly picks Lily up from King's Cross Station for Christmas holidays and meets Messrs MWPP.

Professor Blaise Zabini is travelling on his friend Justin Finch-Fletchley's yacht, when they hear on the WWN that there is a great regatta starting....

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sure that someone's out to commit a crime. Our heroes are valiant and daring in their efforts to prevent the stealing of the Sorcerer's Stone. But, honestly, the teachers gathering in the staff room just think they're being annoying. It's the afternoon before the ultimate climax of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... and the staff just wants to have a quiet coffee break. Here it is: prequel to a prequel.

The teenage Marauders find themselves forced into the Muggle world... without their wands! Hilarity ensues. Includes some mild swearing.

"Grease and Oil on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"``"It is Princess Hermione, my dear Queen."``"WHAT?!?! How can this be? I won the '91 Beauty Pageant of Faraway Land! I am an ex-Miss Faraway. And I am also a former Miss Fairytale Universe! No way that little brat is more attractive than me!"``Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - The Harry Potter Version!``With Narcissa Malfoy as Queen/Witch, Hermione as Snow White, and Grease and Oil (you should know who) as the mirror!

Hermione finds herself in the most unusual situation when facing a Boggart that turns into people's deepest desire, instead of their deepest fear. Another addition to "The Inverted Boggart" story.

Harry is angry. VERY angry. Why?

Voldemort's real desperate. He has so many pathetic minio-er follwers and nothing to do. What better way to try to whip their minds into shape than to hold therapy sessions? There are a lot of better ways... but Voldemort is, as I said before, desperate...

Shortly after Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus are sharing a flat together. One day, however, a very strange tift begins.

The day was dark, cold, and wet. The chill in the moist air outside kept most of the students indoors. It was the weekend, and the normally bustling corridors and classrooms were deserted and quiet. Needless to say, to a pair of red haired Gryffindor boys, it was a very boring day. When something involves Fred and George, it won't remain boring for too long.

A young Lucius Malfoy is forced to baby-sit his wife's niece for a day. How much trouble can toddler!Tonks get up to? The answer involves overflowing sinks, strawberry jam, and Bertie Bott's Beans.

Ron and Harry share the same flat and today, Hermione is going to bring a surprise there.

See what happens when you take on bored Harry Potter fan muggle and take one horny and angry Draco Malfoy!``Warning: You might wet yourself.

The A&T boys are back! Oh, behave! Delinquent!Harry``ate an ice cream. Sex-starved!Draco had some explicit daydream.``In public. Ice cream eaten by Harry was based on Feast by Walls.

Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....

Two worlds collide in a story of humor, action, and possibly romance. Everyone's favorite wizard is once again in a tricky situation. But this time, it isn't even in his own world!

The teachers at Hogwarts must undergo therapy following the termination of Professor Lockhart... insights into Professor McGonagall's true character and Snape's sarcasm abounds.

A rather fluffy, fun little story…includes Russian figure skaters and some rather vile wonderings about Quidditch players. It’s another Penelope-n-Ron story, with a little touch of Percy/Oliver on the side…and one other pairing, can you spot it?

Harry, Ginny, Hermione and Ron sit down and comment while they watch, "The Empire Strikes Back". Symbolism and Comparisons abound. Inspired Sequel to B Bennet's, "A Certain Point of View".

Find out what Rita was up to during the events of CoS!

James and Lily are supposed to be married on Friday. Well, the Saturday beforehand, the best man, our favorite mutt, Sirius, decides to throw his friend a bachelor party. This party involves cake and coconuts and an uninvited guest who decides to crash the party.

Harry has quite a decision on his hands: Hermione or Ginny? As the story progresses, things heat up as Harry Hermione Ron Ginny Draco Cho and Luna keep switching around partners. Who will Harry choose? And what's with snogging Mandrakes?

Harry and Ron find a Muggle computer, and go onto Schnoogle and read fics! Featuring bad language and teasing!

Dudley-fat, stupid and, er, fat! But he's also innocent(ish) and cute (in a stupid sort of way). See Dudley's life, starting Christmas 1996, when he writes to his cousin...

Lord Voldemort consults the Evil Overlord handbook and decides to rid Hogwarts of some Christmas cheer... until he gets discovered sneaking around the Ravenclaw Common Room by a certain "loony" student...

Due to the fact that Hermione’s father had custody of her after her parents separation, Hermione moved around a lot before her father settled back in England. Hermione receives the letter that she is to start at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, even if she is now fifteen. There, she meets the famous Harry Potter, his best friend the troublemaker Ron Weasley, and his little sister, Ginny. They have an adventure of their lives with Hermione at Hogwarts now...

Welcome to a segment of Interviews, the DADA Teachers Talk Show! This sickly show is like a combination of a super cheesy David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey show with your twice as cheesy host Cornelius Fudge! This show is the reason talkshows and Harry Potter do NOT mix.

A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go--to save Severus--and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.)

In the summer holidays after leaving Hogwarts, Remus has a surprise for Sirius.

I was challenged by Yoda (from GT) to create a Harry Potter/Star Wars melded fic where the Harry Potter characters would take on the roles of the Star Wars characters. Harry would become Luke Skywalker, Draco would be Han Solo, Ginny would be Leia, Dumbledore would be Obi Wan Kenobi, Sirius would play Chewbacca, Dobby would be R2D2, and Fred/George would be Yoda. I took the liberty of altering names of characters and places from both stories and even added a few additional ``people. Sorry Hermione fans- she heard about this and ran very far away and is ``therefore not represented.

In a strange twist of fate, Ron ends up serenading Hermione with an N'Sync song... will Ron be doomed to become a hopeless member of a stupid boy band, or will he win his darling? A fluffy R/Hr fic! Post-GoF, pre-OotP written.

Ginny, Pansy, Luna, Cedric, Oliver and Draco are six successful best friends in their mid-20s living together in an apartment in Diagon Alley. Read all about their lives, loves and laughs!