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James and Rose make pranks at naturally as most people breathe. Sometimes, they go a little wrong.

Harry has another nightmare and finds some unexpected benefits - namely, a sympathetic Hermione.

What happens when the Weasley twins find trouble instead of causing it?

Lord Voldemort has reluctantly agreed to write his confession on a roll of parchment. Here is what he has to say to the world...

Draco tries hard to convince himself that he hates Hermione by writing a list of the things he hates about her. But when the list falls into Hermione's hands...

Tonks culminates a bad day by ushering in a couple of very unexpected visitors: an old, troubled friend, and his dog.

Harry's long hour practicing Quidditch leaves him with something he'd rather not have...

Just a typical, normal, ordinary, bizarre, strange, and horrific day at Hogwarts. Warning: This story is not supposed to make sense or have a plot, or meaning!

Everyone was upset when Rowling killed him off, but one fangirl decided to do something about it.

Sirius Black is not jealous. Of course not. Not at all. He just doesn't like the way Angela's newest admirer keeps looking at her and drooling... Well, maybe he is a little jealous.

Have you ever wondered what became of Gilderoy Lockhart after CoS? An article in the Daily Prophet reveals the answer to this question to the trio who most likely haven't wondered about Lockhart either...

They're in their twenties now, out of school, but they still have the same spirited sarcasm they always had. Read an interview in The Time-Turner newspaper about the infamous Marauders and their activities...along with other things.

Sequel to The Day Petunia Went Mad. It's the day before MWPP/Lily go back to Hogwarts, and Petunia decides that now is the time to show them what she's made of!

When Draco starts dating Ginny, weird things start to mar his perfect neck skin.

They wooble. They kreble. Let the snerking begin (Spellcheck optional).

"Possibly, just possibly, it was very bad idea to go to dinner that night."``Teachers should always be present. Some things just should not be seen. Well, it's all a matter of taste, really.

No one knew why the Snape hated Christmas so much,``Some said facing a werewolf had scarred him a touch,``Some said serving Lord Thingy had made him a prat,``But most said it was due to a vulture-topped hat.

Life is beautiful in the Malfoy Mansion... According to Draco, ``that is. But a new evil force may change that forever! Now Draco is faced with ``a challenge: Defeat the evil Lord Lispbeger, or talk to cute fluffy bunny rabbits.

Like, WHY is Draco Malfoy calling The Burrow? Featuring a fabulously yummy and SWEET Draco. *drool* A parody of sorts. D/G!!

This is a songfic of Sinead O'Conner's 'Nothing compares to you'. Sung by Voldemort to Harry during Voldy's weaker times. If you ever wondered what Voldy sings when he has (on rare occasions) a shower, this is for you. Funny and creative.

Sequel to Snowballs! The further adventures of Draco the teddy bear, Harry's dancing (and now singing!) snakes, and more giggles...

Would you sleep with Vernon Dursley? ``What if Harry's life depended on it? Ron/Vernon. So wrong. Harry is going to owe Ron big time.

The Marauders Neo are at it again! Professor Snape searches for the culprits while the pranksters pull off another impressive stunt. Sequel to Tradition.

Zacharias is telling ghost stories. And he most certainly is not a cigarette. Minor Ron/Zacharias slash.

Draco must rely on his quick wits to survive a Death Eater meeting gone awry.

This was inspired by Serpentina's lovely SS/HG story "From This Day On". I recommend reading that one first. Severus and Hermione's young daughter Tina can't sleep, and neither can her baby brother...

Ginny Weasley has started up with a diary again, but now it's a different sort of world. Her diary becomes her confidant and her solace through the summer after her fourth year.

Arthur Weasley is still fascinated by Muggles. When he brings home a pair of trainers for Molly, what on earth will she think of them? Contains throwbacks to the early '90s that may confuse some of our younger readers.

Someone tries to place a terrible curse on Hogwarts, but thanks to Dumbledore's protection charms, the result is a singing spell! Everyone in the castle must sing their deepest, darkest emotions until the mystery is solved. But when true feelings emerge and chaos ensues, will Voldemort be able to take over the mad castle with ease? Can Harry win love, defeat Voldemort and carry a tune? Featuring songs from West Side Story, Moulin Rouge, Rocky Horror Picture Show and more, all sung by Hogwarts students and staff!

After Draco Malfoy joins the Death Eaters, Hermione Granger is sent to ensure the induction does not go smoothly. With ingenuity and some muggle humour, Draco's chances for life among the Death Eaters seem as likely as a dead (Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage) parrot, only being "tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk."

After a disastrous incident involving Ginny, a Hogsmeade weekend and a pleasant conversation, Harry decides Ron needs to hear a few choice words. Ron, however, doesn't get what the big deal is. Harry is more than happy to explain.

Draco takes a walk in the woods. Hilarity ensues. Featuring a kitten, Quidditch, pink robes and a lumberjack! Warning:H/D slash, and drug references

It's Fred and George's final year at Hogwarts and they are busy inventing as usual. But a sudden accident makes them see someone in a whole new light.

Sir Ron and the Green Knight: a faux Arthurian epic as told by the Lady Hermione le Fay. Danger! Seduction! Men hacking at each other with overly sharp pointy objects! A short dissertation on the idiocies of the feudal system! And true love! (Well, maybe not the last one...)

Emmaline's Muggle Studies class goes to a Muggle Ice Cream shoppe. Comparison fic of Harry, Draco, and Ron. NO SLASH! ::amazement::

Welcome to the OoP filk musical, “At 12 Grimmauld Place," which tells the story of OoP in songs from the classic movie, then musical, “Forty-Second Street.”

Arabella decides to be included in the magical community by writing an advice column... will (hopefully) be updated occasionally, so if you like, check back!

Why does first year Luna Lovegood want so badly to enter the Forbidden Forest?

Harry walks into the twins' shop, alone. Big mistake? It seems so, but Harry could also have a few tricks up his sleeve.

Draco goes to the Burrow for an 'initiation' ceremony. What horrors await him?

Twinkle Toes: Ron, Hermione and Harry play a trick on Snape, who is blissfully unaware for a long, long while. Dumbass. Jelly: Ron hears a rumour about Draco...and uses it to his great advantage. Of course. Well, what else is he going to do with the information?

Not so much a fanfic as a look into the future. This is what happens to Harry at the end of book seven. Don't question it. Live it.

This was a challenge fic put forth by Laucia Siandel, I decided to take it up to see if I could actually make a sensible story out of the requirements listed below. ````* Harry unable to get his nail polish off (just for Circe). * Dumbledore's secret about him and (character of your choice). * An unusual paring . * The Giant Squid Speaks, and give someone some good advice. * What really happened that night in the prefects bathroom. * Someone dying in the most ironic way you can think of. * The line "Its not my fault, he framed me. He was going to cut all my dolls hair off!". * Fire Whiskey. * The return of Lockhart. * A character changing sides (But not Draco or Snape).

Harry enters his room, only to find that all of his socks have vanished! Who took his socks? Where are they? Will Harry ever get them back? A funny fic all about socks.

You want to read this story: A)It features a gorgeous but still snark-ily attractive Draco. B)Hermione is a librarian with issues. C) There is going to be mud wrestling. D) It's fairly entertaining and not too long. . .oh and er...um...chocolate to those who review...the good kind too....none of that fake stuff....

It's April Fool's Day, the Marauders are bored and they haven't teased Snape for days. So they find an empty classroom and gather their supplies...

Feeling a little confused about the identity of the Half-Blood Prince? Fear not, you aren't alone. Harry discovers that he, Voldemort, Ron, Hermione, and a few surprising guest others are confused about it as well.

Ron Weasley is a wizard from a very old wizarding family. But he also has to face problems every Muggle sometimes has to deal with. Unfortunately, his stay with his girlfriend Hermione Granger during the Easter holidays leaves him with unusual and unpleasant treatment. How does he handle the situation?

Poor Mary Sue! She came to Hogwarts looking for a bit of fun with a mysterious, brooding hero-type...but it looks like her hero's already in love!

Well, Ron and Harry decide to write Moldie Voldie an invitation to a slumber party. But when they actually get a reply, things get weird. This in only the first chapter.

Fred and George Weasley never thought that being hauled to Filch's office could be a good thing. Now wrong they were. one-shot

Harry gets zapped to the "real world." How does it go? What would you do if you had a second chance? What would you change?

The story of Hagrid's wand, as told by Hagrid's wand.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy as superheroes! Join in the guttery fun as they save the world from Lord MoldyShorts. An appearance from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! (Harry/Draco slash, AU, Parody)

When the Dark Lord has trouble recovering from his Obliviator Charms, Draco, Ginny, and their pink-haired offspring are asked to help him relocate to Japan. A squirrel wreaks havoc, a toaster complains loudly, and general madness ensues. Utterly silly D/G.

Young Draco and Lucius have completely silly and pointless arguments about hippos and dolls.

It has been decades since the last Ghost Revue, and since then, three more ghosts have joined the school's gang. Come meet them!

When a baby beluga falls out of the sky, it drastically changes Hogsmeade and the lives of Harry and Hermione. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Written in a moment of not only Harry's, but also the author's confirmed insanity. Busted bashing, stupid!Harry, and McGonagall snogging a whippersnapper with scary eyebrows. Harry sits on Snape's knee and is bottle-fed. Hilarious!

We've all seen the cane Lucius Malfoy carries around. Some might say it was a Pimp Cane. But what if that cane was an entity of its own? Someone trapped inside for the whole of eternity? What if the Pimp Cane was Bob?

A Gentlemen’s Agreement between Mr Draco Malfoy and Mr Ronald Weasley leads to a disrupted morning, a long-awaited Quidditch result and a very annoyed Harry. Set in an AU sixth year, where the twins, Angelina, Alicia and Katie haven’t left. Slash.

Harry comes down with an unusual condition during his fourth year of school, but nobody can figure out what it is. How long will Harry have Quidditch on the brain... and stomach?

Sirius Black tries to investigate in some matters. Sequel to "Take Two."

Percy has a new assignment from Mr. Crouch: increase the economic uses of Flobberworms! Percy searches for a way to promote Flobberworm usage, approval from his Dad, and become "one of the guys." He succeeds at all of these goals in a most creative way!

"He is resting in peace! He has fallen beyond the Veil and left us forever. He’s kicked the bucket, dead as a doornail, gone to doggie heaven, given up the ghost, he’s standing outside the Pearly Gates and making a pass at St. Peter as we speak! This wizard is absolutely, irrevocably, without a shadow of a doubt DECEASED!!!"

The trio's search for the horcruxes leads them somewhere unexpected...a little town in Southern California.

For Harry Potter's twenty-eighth birthday, he received three pairs of socks, two ties, and a summons to his bosses' office. What happened next could only be expected of Harry Potter.

Basically, I got really hyper and wrote a lot of insanity into a plotless trip. Oh well, enjoy! I'm not going to tell you what's inside.

The dark, evil Azkaban tower had no idea what it was in for when a quarreling couple tramped up to its doors, soon to be joined by a confused Severus Snape, still rattled and disgruntled from the HBP incident. And you'd never know that you could tell so much about someone just by looking at their socks.

It's what you've all been waiting for: the Harry Potter musical! Here's the script for "Yo Yo Yo, It's the Sorcerer's Stone," in which Hagrid has to pee, Dumby gets naked, and stupidity is just around the corner!

The Marauders were playing a game of truth-or-dare, and Sirius was dared to do something extremely embarrassing during breakfast. What is it, and how will the students and professors react?

Oliver and Fred discovered Snape's secret opium den! There is repeated bum-squeezing, getting high, disco, ominous warnings, and skinny-dipping! Another added plus... Virtually No Plot! Warning *Underage drug use and mild slash* YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Or wait, was it They Were WARNED? Oh, I am so confused!

The Gryffindors are in for quite a day. Mysterious confessions, Chicken Grams, and passionate kisses are just a few of the crazy things that will give Harry and Ron a new meaning for the words ‘miserable Monday’, and that's just breakfast. R/Hr, G/Dean. A part of the 15 Things Challenge.

What would happen if James Joyce wrote Harry Potter? A silly little satire, clever, pithy and a little weird. A parody of the classic Finnigan's Wake.

“It figures that you two would run off into a girls store to buy make-up and make out. You silly poufs..." A short, fun fic about Moony and Padfoot shopping for make-up, making out, and catching Prongs in the act.

What happens, when Draco Malfoy realises his biggest enemy is the razor that is slowly shaving his leg..?

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Hermione and Draco had to serve detention together in the wee hours of the night? You can find out here as Hermione tells Ron about her... interesting... night.

Prof. Trelawney's Divination class tries out a new method of seeing the future. Many receive puzzling results, especially Neville, who doesn't know what to make of what he's found.... Funny, yet mysterious.

This wacky, rather odd story tells the tale of what might happen if Hogwarts was ever visited by a Wizard of Oz-type tornado. Starring Neville and Luna, this fic features a flying Greenhouse, Boating!CrossDressing!Snape and singing, dancing, candy-waving House Elves. What's not to love?

Ever hate a picture of yourself so much you wanted to destroy it? How Filch sees Mrs. Norris is not quite how Mrs. Norris sees herself. Filch really should have known better.

A completely random piece about Harry, pepperoni pizza and the future of the wizarding world. Read to find out more!

A Blind Round Robin written by Stufler, Larinzia Hope, Ginnysdarkside, AmanitaMuscaria1, Shahrazad, and others. Harry's day starts out bad, and goes out on a random tangent from there...

A short and crazy one shot containing seven ships, six of which are slashes... AD/Voldemort, HP/Voldemort, HP/DM, AD/MM, LM/Voldemort, AD/HP, and JP/Voldemort. Obviously, things get a bit weird....

Minerva, with Dumbledore's help, discovers a special magical prowess. BeST's response to the September/October 2007 FA/Quidditch Pitch challenge. UPDATE: Winner of the FA/QP challenge.

Ravenclaw prefect Lisa Turpin volunteers to tutor at the library for a day; it looks good on your record, after all. Seems easy, right? Wrong. Hilarity ensues when she encounters the very imbeciles that mke up the dregs of society!

Harry and the gang try in vain to figure out what year they are set in.

Behind every picture-perfect smile, there's bound to be a lie. There is no exception when it comes to the teenage portraits of the Four "Great" Founders that supposedly got along swimmingly until the end. Godric and Helga seem to be the perfect couple, while Salazar is in love with the hot-headed Rowena. Now, if only Rowena would see it that way...

Neville is a little wary about Luna's plans for attire at their wedding. (Alternate title: Proper Wedding Attire)

Harry and Draco decorate their house for Christmas. D/H fluff!

One shot! A behind-the-scene look at a fashion show to benefit St. Mungo's. Hosted by Madam Rosmerta!

It was only a quick game while they were waiting. But it didn't turn out quite the way the boys anticipated...

Errol meet Window. Window meet Errol. Revenge is at hand. One-shot.

It's Ron's first disastrous day working at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. If things weren't bad enough, a very peculiar customer shows up.... post-DH, pre-Epilogue.

Have you ever wondered about what it would be like after the Dark Lord is finally vanquished? Draco Malfoy takes a stroll down memory lane and finds something surprisingly disturbing at the end.

The diary of Severus Snape if he were ever to live with me for three months (in America, in the Muggle world, and invisible to the Muggle eye).

Auror Frank Longbottom makes a hash of young Severus Snape's life and career plans.

Take a delightful peak into a peculiar alternate universe where "magic" is synonomous with "occult"! WARNING: The following fic contains irony, Monty Python humor, camp, and maybe a spot of liquified brain matter. Don't worry about that. ^_^ (Satan and the Occult claim no ownership to Harry Potter.)

The night before Ron's first year, Fred and George take it upon themselves to warn him of the "dreaded dangers" within the Sorting ceremony....

"Granger, I understand the incessant need most people have for getting absolutely besotted with the holiday, but I don't quite think this is what is expected." DHr fluff!

Bernard Goldsmith is in for the shock of his life when he finds out that his wife is faaar from normal...abnormal noises, strange things in the storage room.