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The Marauders and Lily think Binns is a cruel and unfunny bugger, so they waste their lesson teaching Binns the ways of the Marauder! Includes: Living!Binns, Infatuated!Remus and Jealous!Sirius!

The compainion fic to Shiny and New, the epic tale of Spiffiness, pinkness, and ultimate OoCness continues in the action packed thriller starring Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, and The Boy Who Lived... for Draco's Spunk.

After Hermione's visit to her American cousin in America, Hermione is... different. Can Ron and Harry save her from her new self before she does something stupid, like Draco Malfoy? *A Draco/Hermione parody and obviously AU*

Some people only need it once a week. For others, twice a day will suffice. Some of them need it so often that they become addicted. Draco Malfoy is one of those people.

It is Ron's feelings of Ron to Malfoy, firstly love and then...

"But in his third year of office, one day, one single bloody summer day had completely blown his little, intact world to smithereens." Mr Stewart is the British Prime Minister and very proud of being normal. But what happens when a certain Cornelius Fudge pays him a visit?

The night life. Beneath the shopping and banking of Diagon Alley, just passed the entrance to Knockturn Alley, there lies a place where the night life never ends. Fin Alley where things that should have happened ages ago finally occur. Draco Malfoy has taken up a seat at the local bar and dance club when an unexpected old 'friend' catches his eye. Wonder where things will go? What will finally happen?

One-Shot. Lily, James, Sirius and Severus appear on Clive Anderson's version of the comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyways? Warning: this story contains lots of laughing and evil glaring.

This song-fic gives us an insight into the world of Luna. There's a fine line between genius and madness, and Luna has a fuzzy bunny slipper on each side. Song is property of Tori Amos, from the album Under the Pink.

Dragon's eggs, new jobs, and black silk boxers? Bill and Charlie are in for an eventful morning...

Hermione wakes up in Ron's bed forgetting, for a second, how she got there. The sequel to Sweet Adorable Ron.

How did quiet Remus Lupin become a member of one of the most famous pranking groups of Hogwarts? Well, when Sirius and James set their minds to something, anything's possible....

Note to Hogwarts staff: Never, ever let the Weasley twins get bored.

Draco Malfoy no longer has the best hair. A certain Gryffindor does, and he'll do anything to find out his secret, even if it means sacrificing his cookies. *SLASH*

When Halloween traditions at Hogwarts start to become a little bit boring for the students, Dumbledore and the rest of the teachers decide to have a karaoke party. Throw in pedicured toenails, snotty narrator comments, and a suprise visit from Voldie, and you got yourself a pretty interesting fanfic.

Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts.

The title pretty much tells you what's in the fic. But anyway, Voldemort has an evil plot to....

Dumbledore decides his staff needs a little refresher on how to work together and appreciate each other’s differences. Snape is less than pleased.

Gilderoy Lockhart's classes at Hogwarts based on School of Rock. Lockhart bored everyone with talking about himself, but when he found out that Harry and Draco were potential duelers, he stopped teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, and made the class about dueling instead. Now the class is going to lead Lockhart's new idea for a Dueling Club. But with the way Lockhart teaches, will it be more of a hazard than a help?

A skimming of Sirius's clearest memories at Hogwarts. Some happy ``and others not. But they're there.

Andrew Brody has heard rumours of a mysterious lake in the mountainous regions of Scotland. Determined to investigate legends of Nessielike creatures in its depths, he enounters something altogether unexpected.

Draco has had a really bad day, and I mean really bad. So of course, Harry has to make it all better. And he does.

Snape confiscates fanfic written by students.

Angela's tired of being the sterotypical goody two-shoes Hufflepuff. "You should have SEEN their faces when I walked into History of Magic wearing Muggle Clothing. That's right. Muggle Clothing. BLACK Muggle clothing. Not to mention chains, tattoos, and headphones blasting heavy metal..." But things aren't always as easy as they seem, and appearances can be deceiving.

Voldemort and Harry are fighting over what else in a slash fic - sex. Blame my brother.

Daniel Radcliffe recently received an odd letter and now, at the premiere of Goblet of Fire, he's still feeling a bit uneasy about it when an strange thing occurs. One-shot sequel to my "Sincerely, Harry James Potter."

Elysia is the host of a popular cooking show. How will she react when she is forced to work with a rather formidable guest star? Severus Snape hates being there and hates cameras. This will be fun!! Actual Recipe Used!

Potions classes are never boring when there's Neville Longbottom around. Lucky there's our hero there to save the day!

Two fics in one!! "Ginny" - Ginny does a parody of the song "Roxie" from the movie "Chicago." ``"When You're Good to Minerva..." - Minerva McGonagall does a parody of the song "When You're Good to Mama" from the movie "Chicago."

James takes Remus, Sirius and Lily on a holiday and notices Sirius acting weird. Can he find out what is happening before the wrath takes Remus too? Will he lose his sanity on the way? Will Lily be able to save the odd group? When this is crossed with sherbet, an obsessive mushroom, an oddball owl, a flooded house, Voldymorto, a confused Dumbledore, a weird bunch of friends and a serious game of truth or dare, what will be the final result?

Due to losing the coin toss (again) to Severus, Minerva must teach the sixth year Slytherin/Gryffindor class Sexual Education! Oh no! Will she survive? Read on to find out!

Ron Weasley has made his own game show. What things will happen? Find out by reading this fic!

It would never have occured to me to keep a journal. I always thought writing was kind of a girly thing to do. But then again, I never really had any kind of chance against Hermione. When she made up her mind that I should keep a journal, I knew that I would be keeping a journal. So this is the story of my life, the life of Ronald Weasley. Luckily, it's a journal, so no one but me will ever read it....

What happens when you combine the end of exams, the Great Hall at suppertime, and one Hermione who's been pushed a little too far? Certainly not what anybody was expecting! Featuring many shocked looks from Ron and Harry (not to mention the rest of the Great Hall), random Ravenclaw cameos, sprayed potatoes, and one very disgruntled Snape. Songfic to "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" from Show Boat.

Harry has a really, really bad day.

An anthology of lyrics for various wizarding songs, all popularised by the Singing Sorceress.

"This is worse than death. Please, I beg you to kill me. Kill me now, Potter." It's payback time when Voldemort is finally captured. Harry Potter has taken the phrase "cruel and unusual punishment" to an interesting (humorous) level when it comes to “vanquishing” the Dark Lord. Tortured by love? Think again.

When Dennis Creevey comes home after the events of HBP, his father gives him an ultimatum - Hogwarts or the streets. Now, the fourth-year must execute a master plan of daring and semi-legality to keep the school going. Featuring Professors Binns and McGonagall, Engineer Frank and 12 other students.

Hermione's on guard, Ron gets revenge, and Harry and Neville have problems.

It's been five and a half years, and the Gryffindors are just fed up! They can't stand to watch one more fight between Ron and Hermione. So, what do they do? Why, bet, of course!

Draco's a wizard right? That means he won't know all the muggle love songs/poems etc... This means Harry can have some fun here... The little sneak.

Hermione is in a boy-dilemma. Naturally, she seeks help from Ginny, who gives it to her. Hermione learns two things: 1--Ginny really IS a vixen, and 2--Ron would crack if he knew how his sister thinks. Friendship fic, girl talk, flirting techniques and much, much more.

Harry is feeling remorse for Sirius.``Ron is clumsy as all hell.``Ginny is good at First Aid.``Hermione is smart.``Draco is still as hot as ever.

A bunch of the characters chugged twenty cans of Mountain Dew, and they're all really hyper. Ron and Ginny have a fight about a llama, but when the llama leaves, they have to find it with the help of their friends. No llamas were hurt in the making of this fic!

Two years ago Hermione Granger left England to find herself... with Draco Malfoy. Now she is returning and Harry has a few questions for her.

At Hogwarts, there's never a day goes by when you have Potions and that day doesn't go from the best thing in the world to the worst thing imaginable in the course of a single lesson (unless of course, you're a Slytherin). One day, Harry Potter makes a startling discovery which gives him an opportunity to finally stop the reign of terror of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw's most lethal enemy (next to Voldemort of course). Humour, romance and the odd bit of adventure prevail throughout.

When the sixth and seventh years are unleashed on the most dangerous class in Hogwarts, namely muggle cookery, there's bound to be trouble brewing - and not just in Neville Longbottom's cauldron. With an increasingly irresistible Draco, a despairing Ginny struggling to hold onto her sanity in the pursuit of unburnt toast and inter-house madness galore, this makes for an unashamed culinary romp.

"She seemed intent on proving to him that he wasn't gay, that he liked girls, and that above all else, he liked her." Harry is out to convince Hogwarts that he is gay after giving up on females, but is his newfound sexuality as strong as Hermione's will? Harry slash pairings abound. Blatant stereotypes. Eventual H/Hr.

Some of Hogwart’s professors get together after a busy school year and let their hair down… a little. This short story takes place at the end of Fred and George’s first year.

Ron and Hermione both finally get a clue about their feelings for each other... well, kinda. Cue much rambling, agonising and blushing.

Two ordinary girls with extraordinary powers discuss boys and relationships in general...but come to odd conclusions. Just who is cuter, James or Sirius? Who can make the better insults? And is Lily really going out with Snivellus?

Sittting alone in the Gryffindor common room one night, Hermione Granger recieves a most unusual letter from Professor Severus Snape. A sort of parody fic containing implied slash.

First person POV. A view of Harry Potter. Unexpected one sided pairing.

Harry and Ron suffer severe boredom during the school year. Ron comes up with a great idea, watching the new cartoon launched in the muggle world. Harry isn't used to watching the 'television' shows he actually likes and gets sucked into the world of suspense.. mystery.. and giggles.

Draco and Hermione switch places for a week - how could that not be funny? Includes much smacking, panicking, and groupie stalking. NOT D/Hr.

Hermione's getting married tomorrow morning, and her friends and sisters-in-law gather together to show her a good time. Luna proves to be the hit of the party (although Fleur gives her a run for her money). Rated for language, no slash. Companion to "George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography."

What happened in OotP when Hermione went to Professor McGonagall for her career discussion? A short fic where McGonagall tries desperately to persuade Hermione to give up S.P.E.W.

Something strange is happening... all of the people that Harry hate start to go crazy! Who is behind this, does Harry have some strange power that he doesn't know about or does he have a secret friend who is helping him get back at his enemies?

The Astronomy Tower wall has seen it all. You'd be surprised at how traumatic life can be when you're stuck up there at night. Lots of slash, twincest, and truly disturbing relationships.

Dance for joy, dance for fun, dance to save your life in the sun. Dance the night, dance the day, dance to put a Death Eater away!

Harry and Hermione are married and have way too many kids. Living in a typical Muggle home, they have a whole bunch of problems, including a broken washing machine, sour milk, missed dinner dates, and small children with nightmares, but that's all right, because to an Auror working all the time, life with his family is 'just another day in Paradise'.

What would you do if you suddenly woke up in the middle of the Sorting Ceremony and discovered you were an American transfer student? A brief gothic tale.

Dudley's died and gone to Heaven! The question is, does he get in?

'Hermione was no other word for it, breathless. You couldn’t fault her for it, though. She had good reasons.' ``Merely the beginning of a more than slightly amusing tale. Why not drop in and laugh at poor Hermione's predicament?

It's the day after final exams, and the junior students are forbidden to go outside and play, due to the threat from Voldemort. What will Madame Pince do when they all invade her nice, warm, quiet library?

Hermione, currently working at St. Mungo's hospital, has organized a fundraiser event. Not only are Potion Masters from all over the world invited, but also the reclusive Severus Snape from Hogwarts... who actually doesn't know yet what's awaiting him. ``Hermione might be in charge this evening, but that doesn't mean it will be a quiet and peaceful event.

This is a group of songs edited for HP characters!

'That night in the library, when you were a sprite and I was...curious. A glittering sprite in the dark. All I did was sing and you laughed a river of smooth wine.' This is the continuation of a more than slightly amusing tale (started in 'Late Night Thoughts'). It appears the predicament has expanded. Poor, poor, Blaise. Romance and confusion. HG/BZ. One-shot. Love it!

Harry receives a chain letter. Watch as people lose their minds because they believe that a small piece of paper can do terrible things, things you thought only Voldemort was capable of. Yes, paper can do them too!

Take one unusual incident. View it through the eyes of many different people. Hear their thoughts and their take on the occurring incident. Different incident, different setting, and different characters on each part.

Some stories were omitted from the Canon. I'd like to say these are them, but to tell the truth... these are just rants of my odd little imagination. *twilight zone-esque music starts here*

The Ministry has ignored Percy’s Flobberworm Juice Proposal. What some might see as a defeat, Percy is using to implement his Escape Plan. He’s making lemonade out of lemons, and Fred and George will be the sweetener! Or will they sour the mixture?

Desperate to prepare Harry for what lies ahead, Dumbledore attempts the one thing that can help him - to split Severus Snape in two.``Desperate to start climbing the nine steps to bliss with Ron, Hermione attempts the one thing that can help - get him in the rose bush.

To everyone, it seems that Harry and Ginny hate each other... but do they really? What happens to make them spill their secret?

Blaise wants to be a super hero. Hermione doesn't think he can do it. Will he prove her wrong, or is he just another wizard in spandex and sunglasses?

The Hogwarts professors decide to have a party, with alcohol, and Peeves isn't about to be left out of the fun. One-shot, complete, utterly insane.

Summary: Ron thinks that Harry and Hermione are more than just friends. Harry assures him that's not the case, but Ron doesn't reslly believe him. He wants to ask Hermione about it but he is afraid to. One day in class, Snape has them make a polyjuice potion, and Ron gets an idea. During the class though, Harry sees something that starts him thinking about, maybe, being more than friends with Hermione. The entire trio end up having a very strange day.

Remember Mrs. Weasley's clock? Where do wizards get their fancy magical timepieces? A wizarding watchmaker becomes friends with our favorite red-haired twins in this answer to the Anti-Mary-Sue Challenge.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. So AU it isn't even funny.

Hermione's got a baby -- and a secret. Snape has Paternity Issues. But in this little parody, nothing is what -- or who -- you think.

Love spell goes wrong in Hogwarts. Who will be whose *****?``Set in the sixth year.

Both Ron and Ginny try to hide something from each other.

When Muggle Studies is made compulsory for all students at Hogwarts, how will the 5th year Gryffindors and Slytherins react at having to work together? This fanfic contains a hyped-up Arthur Weasley, a group of small children and Severus Snape, Babysitter Extraordinaire!

Today is Hogwarts' Inspection Day! A humorous one-shot fic, it includes dirty socks under Harry's bed, something... totally nasty under Ron's bed, and a whole lot of humor.

Ron wants to throw Hermione a birthday party. Harry is scared. Please laugh, they tried.

Hogwarts' resident Muggle Studies teacher decides to have her sixth and seventh year students produce one of Shakespeare's greatest plays, Romeo and Juliet. Oh, the events that ensue when Draco becomes jealous. D/G Meant to be a bit of a parody.

What does Voldemort do in his spare time? And what's wrong with Pink stuffed bunnies? A zany ficlet which tells, in the weirdest way possible, our favorite Dark Lord's most interesting hobby: Tea Parties!!!

Is there a main apparition point for Diagon Alley? If not, disasters may abound!

What happens when Harry and the gang find out about 'Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone'?

Thought you might enjoy a seeing a draft of my upcoming interview in the January 2003 issue of READING.

He is a teenage boy, and in the manner of teenage boys, he likes a girl. Whether she likes him back, of course, is not an issue.

What happens when two pairs of lovers, a group of crazed and unseasoned actors, and a magical night in the forest with the "fairies" are combined? Why, Shakespeare's

Harry tries to surprise Ginny on their first anniversary, with varying degrees of success...

Sarah has written a fanfiction. It has ``everything: the ever-popular Mary Sue (aka Bethany Parker) and Sarah’s two best friends instead as Bethany’s sworn enemies. Unfortunately for Sarah, though, Bethany doesn't like the life she's created. Bethany wants out, ``and the three friends aren't going to like how she gets it!

One day while poor Harry was bored, Ron farted and Adam Sandler came out of the fireplace with a MAD magazine. Join Harry while he reads this mag with much difficulty.

Neville Longbottom's taught Defence Against the Dark Arts for seventeen years now. Yet, his greatest challenge is only now presenting itself. ``There's nothing worse than having one's own child as a student.

Dracos parents die in the grocery store when canned peaches massively attack them, so where does Draco go? None other than the Weasley home. PG-13 for violent stupidness.

"NOBODY expects the Hogwarts Inquisition!"

You thought you knew what the prophesy was? Well... you were right. But what if it wasn't that? What if it had a lot more to do with Harry's... hair?

Salinas Dumbledore has graduated from school and has returned to her native Newfoundland for a solitary night on the town at the infamous George St. in St. John's. She doesn't expect to find a certain someone in there... but when she does, a karaoke-riddled drink-off ensues! Newfie Music! Drunken Raves! Cursing! Swearing! Screech! Things Newfies Only Do On TV! And best of all, GREAT BIG SEA!