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Well, this is basically complete random stupidity. Neville is an eccentric billionaire who likes having murder attempts made on him. Everyone has a motive to kill him: they all want the Priceless Artifact! (dun dun dunnn) And no one uses normal weapons.

A strange virus attacks Hogwarts and causes a peculiar epidemic. Severe oddness warning. Also, not nice to Harry!

Sixth year - Ron and Hermione explore their relationship through the dictionary definition of 'silence'. ``silence: 1. n. absence of sound; abstinence from speech or noise. 2 v.t. make silent, esp. by coercion or superior argument.

Round four in the Snowballs war! We have an update on Harry's snakes, more Weasley's into the fun, and oddities galore!

One early morning, Hermione wakes up in her bed at Grimmauld Place. She walks down to the kitchen for a snack, and encounters two tired men. But what's wrong with Mundungus Fletcher's leg?

In this parody, Harry Potter decides to venture into detective business and solve cases for all Hogwart students. Colin Creevey comes along, asking him to solve a case and the fun begins. What comes next will only be decided by the amazing and humorous brain of Harry Potter!

Top notch Daily Prophet Susan Bones is Kate Kinsel and the Fellytones' biggest fan. Follow her as she attempts to figure out the secret behind the most popular wizarding band ever! Read news articles, song lyrics, quotes and appearances from all your favorite characters. Why is there a shortage of Ice Mice in the United Kingdom? Why have the Chudley Cannons started selling out all of their games? Who are Charlie and Tonks dating? Will Stubby Boardman ever settle down? Will the Weasley Twins ever give a legitimate answer? Keep reading for the answers to these questions and more!

Hermione has a dream. Instead of her walking down the stairs at the Yule Ball it's Ron. He has the grace of a panther and all of the ladies are swaying like daisies in the wind.

Post-Hogwarts Luna-cy is a humourous short story about Luna Lovegood, in which Luna defeats the next Dark Lord. This story was the first place winner of evannalynchfans.com's first ever fanfiction contest, July 2006.

During Harry Potter’s fifth year, Dumbledore sends him on a quest: to find an ancient race of shape shifters and restore them to their rightful place in the magical world. But Voldemort doesn’t plan to make it easy for him. He unleashes a horror, as old as time itself to stop Harry even if it means giving up his right to kill The-Boy-Who-Lived. Now Harry must run for his life while his nemesis plots to take over Hogwarts Castle while it’s hero is away, and all because of an age old prophecy that could mean the salvation of the magical and Muggle worlds or their enslavement under an evil greater than ever before. It’s going to be a busy year for Harry Potter.

Eudice Eusyram, everyone’s (least) favorite Mary Sue, returns to fight Dolores Umbridge in the worst sequel ever!

Pittheus Arion, a Death Eater, find himself getting a little bored after Voldemort's return so decides to play a few pranks on him.

From Chicago, it's 'I Can't Do it Alone' starring Lord Voldemort and Wormtail! Sequins, shouting and stomping!

James confronts Lily Evans in a dim hallway, and Lily decides to teach him some manners.

Songs fics based off the great Beatles hits, "Birthday", "Blackbird", "Drive My Car", and "Help From My Friends".

The morning after Boxing Day, Ginny Weasley wakes up to a rather shocking experience: her trademark Weasley Red Hair is gone! The now-brunette sets out with her roommates and Hermione to find the culprit responsible for the deed but are shocked to find she has been betrayed by someone very close to her. (My reply to the Weasley Red Hair Challenge set by Jamie_Lilith_Potter.)

What happened when Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione visited Lockhart that day when they really wanted to get tea? A short Fic from Lockhart's POV.

Indeed, Harry goes on a little night adventure… but he has made a mistake! Oh dear, what is wrong with the invisibility cloak! Silly humour.

Moaning Myrtle speaks about her life, her love, and her moans...

The omnipotent J. K. Rowling has recently declared on her website that Voldemort must not be referred to as Voldy. In the same website, she mentions a mysterious Professor Bicycle. Could there be a connection? This fanfic author speculates…yes!

There's only one person who can defeat Voldemort, and he's slightly more purple than Harry.

My name is Hermione Granger, and I'm here to clear up some misunderstandings about my life and my relationships with the people around me, including Draco "I Hate Mudbloods" Malfoy. I also want to let you all know that it isn't all that easy to be me.

AU, Total fluff. The war is nearly over, and Snape finds himself somewhere unexpected.

Incredibly stupid, confectionary sacrilege, and an Evil Auction. Draco wears pink and prances. Lucius is in denial. Uncle Voldie needs money. What more can you ask for in a badfic?

The title is pretty self explanatory.

What is Harry's seventh year going to be like? Some of my (satirical) speculations.

Gromit reveals to Wallace he's an Animagus and flies him to Hogwarts.

A fluffy little fic in which Severus Snape, decorated war hero, comes face to face with an unimaginable horror: himself.

Harry, in a fit of desperation and a thirst for knowledge, goes to Dumbledore's bedroom in the middle of the night to inquire him about a city's name.

Harry, Ron and Hermione are celebrating the end of their N.E.W.T. exams in The Three Broomsticks, along with the rest of their year. The drinks are flowing and the fun commences with drinking games, emotional singing and friendly groping galore...

It’s a snowy Christmas Eve and the Marauders have gathered together, eagerly awaiting the arrival of Sirius and his new “one true love.” But Sirius is hardly ever serious, and his one true love might not be what the others expected....

When both Pansy and Hermione claim that Draco has fathered their unborn child, he and his attorney launch an investigation into the claims, and as always, hilarity ensues, with some startling revelations along the way. D/Hr, D/P, R/Hr, P/B, H/M

It\'s the first day of lessons, and a prefect is in detention. Something tells Minerva there\'s a hard road ahead.

The students were desperate for relief. A professor was in need of mercy. One solution provided relief to them all. It came at a price.

A snowman. A detention. A very large puddle. A toque with a pom-pom on it. And what Fred and George had to do with the whole affair.

Two people argue in a closet. YOU decide who. YOU decide why. Be kind. This is a sugar-rush piece. Prizes go to the most amusing or appropriate pairing.

What do Dementors do in their free time? This one-shot ponders the existence of tea rooms in Azkaban, and ponders that vital question: who finished the milk and didn't buy a new bottle?

What do you get when you mix the Marauders with a great prank idea, a spell book, rabid squirrels, and a dandelion?

Lucius Malfoy devises the most evil, dastardly plan ever to be devised by anyone! His mission: capture Cornelius Fudge and carry out said evil plan. Will he succeed? Or will Cornelius Fudge elude him?

Gary Splotter is a stupid child who gets invited to a wizard/witch school. There he is faced by various challenges, which (by luck) he conquers.

The very first of The Very Pointless and Hopefully Humorous Stories of Harry Potter to be made available to the general public.

Following a tip that one of Voldemort's Horcruxes had been seen in Muggle-inhabited Las Vegas, the Trio head there to destroy it... or so they think....

Alan Greenspan announced that he will be stepping down from the post of Chairman of the Board of Governors of the United States Federal Reserve effective the first of next month, and his replacement will be none other than Albus Dumbledore. Dumbledore currently serves as the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Scotland. It was further announced by the Ministry of Magic, London, that Mr. Greenspan will assume Mr. Dumbledore’s former position. [Fanfic for the educated reader.]

A first-year asks Harry to deliver a note. Little Harry knew what was in store for him...

An odd little tale about what happens when little Colin Creevey becomes completely and utterly bored. Filled with secret rendezvous, petty bickering, experimentation, and tipsy professors.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny lose a bet to Dean and Seamus. The price: they have to dress in each other's clothes for a day!

Hogwarts is feeling pretty average. No murder convicts, no scary teachers (or are there?), no Voldemort posing threats. But Voldemort is only seconds to the most feared woman on Earth!

The Sorting Hat is bored. Always was, always is, always will be. A few years ago though, someone came. This is The Philosopher's Stone and The Chamber of Secrets from the Sorting Hat's point of view.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione have some fun with cryptograms.

Darn Harry has messed up Draco's life once again! He has even gotten in trouble with the Headmaster. His punishment... ART THERAPY! (Co-author: Marrietta Malfoy.)

Yay it's the animals woohoo. The animals of the HP characters get to talk out.

It's the time of the Great War and Draco Malfoy is at the front line! Can he deal with battle, capture, and those annoying songs with the word 'whoops' in the title? Most importantly, can he deal with Harry Potter? Featuring Bitter!Draco and Oversexed!Harry.

After the Marauders humiliate him by the lake, Severus Snape sneaks a midnight swim in the Prefects' bath to cool down and manage his temper. (One-shot.)

ONESHOT! Script!Fic. The scene from the end of my story: "Why? An Angst Depression Fic." In which Harry manages to end his friendship with Ron and Hermione.

Something odd is happening in the Hogwarts Kitchens and it isn't the House Elves causing it. Well, not all of it anyway.

Being poor is bollocks. Wherein Narcissa drinks like a fish, Lucius does his best George Bluth impression, Ron gloats, and Draco can\'t catch a break. Set pre-HBP.

Colin wakes from a naughty dream and decides to take his fantasies on the road. What’s waiting for him in the common room, and will Hermione approve?

Pig takes some well-needed advice from the experienced and beautiful owl, Hedwig.

Ron and Hermione have their first``date, with both sets of parents in attendance. Chaos abounds!

To win a ticket on the grandest ship in the world, from a lucky hand of strip poker, is no doubt extremely excitining. But also to find the love of your life in just a few short hours is just amazing. This happens to a young man by the name of Draco Malfoy, who finds his love in another young man named Harry Potter. Together they withstand the wonderful/horrid journey on the R. M. S. Titanic

James Potter the Auror is interviewed by a Daily Prophet reporter and, unsurprisingly, his mouth gets him into trouble. DP article, then J/L.

Harry had a bad fifth year, VERY bad. This we all know. You would think that things couldn't possibly get any worse for him, wouldn't you? Isn't there some supernatural force out there looking out for him? Nope. Sorry. Think again.

When Hermione Granger wants something, she will do just about anything to attain it. What do you do when you are single-handedly trying to become Hogwarts' heartless boy magnet? Spill all the juicy secrets in a diary, of course!

Potions 101. What do you get when you mix a millennium year old secret with one damn Yankee, a school full of British wizards and witches in training and a whole lot of tongue-in-cheek? Just read the fic...

Caution: Should only be attempted by professional fangirls. This sort of thing can be more dangerous than playfully poking dragons and is a good way to get on Snape's hit list. OCs and tricks abound. Now comes with lip balm! ``Sequel to "Drying in the Sun."

It's a few weeks before school is over and Professor Dumbledore decides to lighten up the atmosphere - by declaring that all students and teachers are to cross-dress for a whole week. This is the beginning of a very "wicked" plan, brought by who else but Harry Potter.

Charlie wakes up one morning and chaos erupts in the Weasley household.

Neville thinks on his crush before going to visit him for the summer.

And you thought Plot Bunnies were metaphorical! Watch as two unsuspecting fanfiction writers get sucked into the shady world of Harry Potter fanfiction Plot Bunnies! No... this fic ISN'T supposed to make much sense.

Confusion of sorts leads to an interesting, if wholly unexpected, situation for Professors Lupin and McGonagall at Grimmauld Place.

This is what happens when the characters get just darn fed up with it all.

One-shot. My first slash story. This was a Magical Music challenge from Lady Silver. Butterbeer, hot boys, karaoke and lap dances. What could be better?

Four words... Sirius, naked, invisibility cloak.

Two fans of The Boy Who Lived set out on a pilgrimage to get a glimpse of their idol.

Harry and Draco as Aurors? Okay, I guess that's alright. But partners?! Throw a Muggle into the mix and things are gonna get ugly!

Harry, Ron, and Hermione move to darkest Oregon in the Heart Of The Country to get away from city life.

What happens when the author gets involved? Anything! Contains a suitable Mary-Sue, dancing monkeys, EvilManiac!Dumbledore, and much more funnyness! It is very much funny!

The End of Hogwarts is here! There isn't much more to that story than that. Featuring justplainstupidHarry! and justplainstupidVoldemort and justplain...okay everyone in this story is just plain stuipd. So...yeah...read!

Cute American Girl teaches Potter frisbee. Hilarity ensues.

Ron is on the Quidditch team, Hermione is lost in her study world blocking everyone out, and Harry is trying to remain neutral. Will anybody remember Ron’s birthday?

The mental diary of fifteen year old fourth year Clara Hopkins, as she deals with a forgetful best friend, an irresponsible Quidditch captain, her owl Bertie, how to do her hair up for the Yule Ball, and how to keep her younger brother Max away from her for the entire school year.

It began when Voldemort received a parcel from Harry Potter...

Life after the Battle - Harry Potter is presumed dead, Ron and Hermione have a son, and a fatherless mermaid from the States is the first of her kind to receive her letter to Hogwarts. When she arrives, she discovers secrets thet her family has kept hidden, wacky professors, and a Broadway-singing rival that may actually help her in her quest - find out the identity of her father. Sequel to The Last Battle.

When Draco Malfoy joins the Light Side, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Co., find out that there are a lot disturbing about him. For one thing, is he gay? A girl? Bisexual? Straight? And, more importantly, is Dumbledore really dead? Featuring an eccentric Draco, a murder plot, over-exaggerated humor, strange rumors flying through the corridors of Hogwarts, and oh my, the Heir of the Founders claims Hogwarts? What's going on?!

When little six year old Ginny gets a cat, the poor thing has no choice but to be forced to wear a doll's dress. And now, at the age of sixteen, Ginny's suddenly remembered that fateful old memory and wants to try again. You know, for old time's sake.

It’s Lord Voldemort, the Dark Lord of the Death Eaters, versus Professor Eudice Eusyram, the sultana of Suedom! Take a wild guess who will win.

The trio are mysteriously led by a strange 'Horcrux tracking device' to find out what the last horcrux is. Strangely enough, it leads them to a toilet cubicle...

Sequel to 'An Awkward Conversation'. Sirius can't stay cooped up for long, as we all very well know. Lying low just isn't his thing. So how will he persuade Remus to let him out of the house?

Harry meets an interesting new neighbour.

Let us suppose, for a moment, that the idea for the adventures of our favourite teenage wizard and his friends had occurred to another author. What would the outcome have been? Here are three suggestions.

Remember how Hagrid suggested he might find a lady friend for Grawp? Well, what if he did? Warning: if you are not amused by smutty innuendoes then do not, I repeat, do not read this fic.

Poor little Harry. Always having the bad hair, the big ugly clothes, those horrible glasses. But it doesn't have to be that way, you know.

Harry Potter meets the Princess Bride - warning: it will make very little sense if you've never see/read The Princess Bride. I suggest you do, it's excellent. Anyway, slightly random and mad, it's romantic and sweet. I think so.

It's Ron's fourth year and his 15th birthday! Yes, we're goin' to a party, party!

The long-awaited sequel to 'Suit You Mr. Potter!' Still good for a giggle even if you've never seen the Fast Show.

Draco is poor, Harry helps the helpless, and Draco really wants to kill him.

Harry finds his best friends irritated with him, Voldemort reveals a mysterious secret about Harry's past, and Harry is horrible at U.S. geography!

A parody. Harry finds a very peculiar and perilous handbook, and travels through an unbelievable alternate universe where everything is upside-down.

Once upon a time…is such a cliché. Ginny, Parvati, Lavender…all of my girlfriends have started their autobiographies with those four little words. I hate cliches; they’re just overused, too cheap for my taste. Every fair maiden from here to THE END can use that line.