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Draco has lost a bet to Blaise. Now he has to honor it. However, Blaise has other intentions than just embarrassing the Slytherin Prince.

Harry. Ron. French kissing practise. Need I say any more?

Lucius Malfoy has a run in with a rather... odd creature in Knockturn Alley. The poor, shexshay, blond bombshell of lustable, lickab...er...I mean, the poor evil fiend. Yes. Evil fiend. That's what he is. "Okay. That would be a big yes... so... are you ready to fall madly in love with me? I mean, it’s in the rules. You meet a self-insertion and you fall in love with them and they change their name to Mary-Sue. Everyone knows that!"

The ladies of Hogwarts meet to wrestle with a directive from Dumbledore: "It is a Hogwarts tradition to always accommodate a member of the faculty."

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Ginny, Fred, & George discuss how the fanon may sway the canon. Harry and Draco each manage to demonstrate some tried but true 'moves' on Ginny.

James and Lily hold their first dinner party as a married couple, and get roped playing a truth game. Involves erotic dreams, table dancing and Indian names.

The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and his image problems (a Death-Eater's uniform is hardly the most attractive attire one could wish for, after all.)

Umbridge likes Snape. Snape DOESN'T like Umbridge. At all. Whatsoever. When Umbridge starts showing more signs of insanity than the average toadlike pink fluffball, Snape begins to think that he would rather have Potter. Cameo appearances by Mr. Diggle, a flannel wedding tux, Dorothy Gale, and an old priest who needs some money to put food on the table. Read at your own risk.

A Draco redemption story! Ron and Neville bungle a spell, turning Draco and Hermione into rabbits. What happens next is normal for rabbits, but not for Hermione. It disgusts Ron, embarrasses Harry and changes how Draco sees Hermione forever.

While in Potions class one day, Hermione suddenly must confront Snape because of some "troubles" she is having.

Told through a series of weekend breakfast time encounters, Hermione watches her two roommates get closer. Harry/Draco. Mentions Hermione/Ron, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Other, and Harry/Other.

Harry surprises Draco with a trip to the Muggle cinema to watch a certain third instalment of a series of movies about a young wizard with a lightning bolt-shaped scar. How does Draco react when he sees himself on the big screen?

What exactly does one get the Most-Supreme-Head-Death Eater for Christmas? Especially for 12 days? Find out!

Seventh year is so difficult for Harry that he must find a way to ease his workload by using an ancient potion. Of course, strange things begin happening at Hogwarts. This is a parody fic for The Firelight.

While Ron and Hermione are occupied doing *other things*, Harry wanders about the halls of Hogwarts. He accidentally bumps into someone who calls herself Mary Sue. A ficlet that gets revenge on the plot recker!

The boys are at it again! James has a vial filled with gas draft, Sirius has some itching powder, and... who turned all the owls green?

It's another angst-filled year at Hogwarts. How will Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny deal And why are the girls wearing mini-skirts?

Harry plays the fiddle and Draco is the devil... But what's different about that?

Ron knows two things without a shadow of a doubt: Malfoy is an evil prick. And Harry? Harry is gay.

From the point of view of the Mirror of Erised, who isn't terribly happy with the heart's desires he has to see!

Seamus, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Rita, Fred, Harry, Lavender and Dean show who they really love.

Harry and Hermione are finally alone and decide to have a heart to heart... with the author. Wait, I'm the author! How``does this work? Written before seeing the third movie.

One night, Harry's dreams become so real, he discovers the truth behind reality. Will he and can he handle the truth?

If Hermione hasn\\\'t been attacked by the Monster of Slytherin (yet), why is she in the hospital wing? Since almost nobody knows about the Polyjuice Potion, extremely uninformed gossip suggests some answers. Set during CoS, this is a sequel to The Substitute and the Secret.

Draco Malfoy doesn't usually wake up in a muggle school with Harry, Ron and Hermione. And what happens when he arrives at Harry's house, which is full of Potter books, movies and internet sites? Hopefully it's just a dream.

When Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew first entered Gryffindor, they had no idea that they were beginning a tradition of pranking the school at the beginning and end of every year. However, by the end of seventh year they had a reputation to uphold.

AU. The Marauders are about to face their toughest challenge yet, or challenges as the case may be. Their competition: fiery, cunning, and reckless, with no self-control and with the will and conscience to endanger others. The main problem – their competition’s at the terrible age of two.

Cornelius Fudge gets depressed and seeks help. However, the help he finds isn't the best person for the job...

49 grandchildren vs Molly and Arthur Weasley. Molly and Arthur begin to make their plans for a very BIG family Christmas.

"...there will be NO chapter called 'Lupin’s Papers' in book six, nor will there be chapters entitled 'Pettigrew’s Pamphlets,' 'Sirius’s Circulars' or 'the Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape'." - JKRowling.com

You can learn a lot about someone from their garbage.... That's where WTV's Garbage Diggers comes in! It's the show where we raid the wizarding world's garbage. Join Harry and Ron as they uncover secrets about witches and wizards in the wizarding world. Sit back and have a laugh.

This was an answer to a challenge by Priestess of Dan. It chronicles a day in which Ginny and her daughter bond over cookies.

One Halloween in February, all hell breaks loose. Featuring CrossDressing!Harrry, Banana!Ron, DracoMalfoy!Hermione, Gothic!Hannah, an excessive use of parentheses, and a hell of a lot of pudding.

Dudley finds himself in a situation where he needs Harry's assistance. Should Dudley contact his cousin? Will Harry answer him?

Snape thinks he's a Grand Master at chess, when Lupin challenges him to a game and a bet on the side.

A poor, mistreated blood pop from Honeydukes ponders the *eternal* question. :) He's been treated badly (lousy no-goodniks!) and he's not afraid to tell it!

Fred and George try out one of their new products on an unintended victim. Nakedness ensues!

The sequel to my very old fic, Don't Fall to the Enemy. It is the trio's seventh year. Hermione is dating Ron. Harry is happy and single, though some suspect he likes Loony Lovegood. With NEWTs coming and her heart belonging to someone other than her boyfriend, Hermione seeks salvage in her exchange trips at the end of term. She is lucky enough to get to go away to Rome, with the other (male) valedictorian. And who is that, but her ex Draco Malfoy? Romantic entanglements at Christmas have left her feeling guilty about her other relantionship. But her heart belongs to the Jerk, not the Weasel. who will she choose? Hot and smart? Or weird and... even weirder?

Harry is getting ready for the date he has been waiting five years for.

Continuation from "Maybe a Couple Times, to Be Sure." This time it's the guys' turn to think it all over. How much can Ron take? How much can Harry give?

Ron wishes he could be famous like his best friend Harry, so he could get thousands of girls screaming for him. But what happens when a spell he tries to perform on a certain girl to get her to notice him goes wrong and all of the girls at Hogwarts suddenly have crushes on him (except for the one he likes)?! I'll tell you what happens: A huge, GIANT MESS! Poor Ron! How can one guy have too many girls?!

The author of the bestselling books such as "Grindelwald's reign", "Minister of Magic Devladin" and "The Feghlam Creatures" brings you the new edition of Hogwarts, a History. You won't believe how accurate this is.

J.K. Rowling has grown frazzled from having every second of her life devoured by the menace that she created, Harry Potter. In a desperate attempt to end all her stress, she writes the very last chapter of the Harry Potter series.

Nymphadora Tonks returns home from a long day of working as both an Auror and an Order member, only to be confronted by her mother. Let's just say that mother and daughter don't see eye-to-eye....

It's Harry's third year at Hogwarts and Headmaster Dumbledore has an idea. What if, for one day, everybody inside the school walls would have to compliment, well, everybody inside the school walls? Imagine the possibilities... or don't, and read this fic instead!

Sirius, James, Peter and Remus decide to play a practical joke on Snape. However, when a key ingredient is changed, their whole plan changes! Read on to find out more!

When Remus opened the door, he could smell something burning.

Draco/Norbert. Humor, except when it isn't.

You hard-going fans of FictionAlley have all read it, done by the wonderful author Abigail Nicole, "Ask Moony." Well, now her generosity has allowed one of her beloved friends to write the long-wanted "Ask Padfoot"! Here is your chance to ask Sirius your curious questions about his secret life.

Harry and Neville are questioning, and Seamus has all the answers. He is, after all, the ultimate gaydar. Will they take the test, and discover which side of the street they prefer to shop on?

The dangers of a bottle of firewhiskey, two very snarky men, and an few unsuspecting, almost-innocent bystanders.

Harry wants to know more about his deceased relatives. With the help of Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, they search EVERYwhere for any information about the Potters and the Evanses. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes (Fred and George, remember them?) come out with an new treat - what are they up to now? Harry finds Bellatrix Lestrange - what will he do with her? And, find out whatever happened with poor Sirius!

A political spoof of the Harry Potter series. Staring George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Condoleeza Rice, Abraham Lincoln, Sam Brownback and vairous others.

AU of the Aragog scene from CoS. This time, what if they did follow the butterflies?

Here it is at last: A Death Eater meeting that will never happen!! It's a parody written before GoF, poking fun at various fanfictions' plot devices and strange romantic pairings.

The boys are getting bored, there's an essay due for potions tomorrow, and Sirius is feeling unloved.

Rita Skeeter has returned! She turns into a beetle and goes ferreting (all right, beetling) around Hogwarts and gets many, many, many interesting quotes. Some of them are veeery revealing! What are they? Who said them? You must read to find out!

George Moran, museum conservator, is pleased to have finished his latest job. But who wrote the Principia Paper? Who are R and W and S and J? What will this stick do if he waves it?

This summer is going to be different than the others for Parvati Patil. For the first time in her life, she is not the one grounded in the first weeks of summer; Padma is! Oh yeah baby! And she's turning sixteen! Woo! But oh yeah, she also has a secret admirer.

I'm really bad at writing these, but I'll try. I'm tired o fall the fics where James and Lily were always together, so I'm going for something different. Sirius/Lily

Welcome to the story of how Voldemort tries to take over the world in five days! Followed by rookie sleuths (Harry, Hermione) who pursue him with cliches at the ready! Full of bizarre comments, random characters, pink fluffy handbags and very weird stones.

Sirius is in need of a cigarette. Now. Or there will be trouble.

It's not as easy as Abracadabra.

Poppy works in the hospital wing. She likes the job... it suits her and all... but then the Potions Master falls sick and she's asked to fill his position for a day. The problem is that the only class she happens to have is the Double Slytherin-Gryffindor class...

These are all filks based on the musical "1776", which portrays the circumstances surrounding the signing of the American Declaration of Independence in song. (Of course, events would have transpired a bit differently in the Wizarding World.)

Remus is The!Man. He will always be the man. Don't mess with the man. In fact, Remus is so much The!Man that Sirius and James are forced to obey his every command. So are several other Hogwarts students. But how long will all the The!Man-ness last? Is life mearly playing a sadistic joke on Remus?

This is what comes of spending too much time with three-year-olds. Ron and Ginny are at home on a rainy day, when who through the door should come? The Rat in the Hat, of course.

'Any wizard bright enough to survive for five minutes was also bright enough to realise that if there was any power in demonology, then it lay with the demons. Using it for your own purposes would be like trying to beat mice to death with a rattlesnake.'--Terry Pratchett, Eric A Harry Potter/Good Omens crossover.

The Gryffindors lost a bet to the Slytherins. The Slytherins ask the Gryffindors silly questions, which prompts the other group to answers just as crazy as the questions are.

Professor Binns is the boringest teacher in the whole wide world. And I don't care if Hermione says he's interesting -- he's boring. So, it's not like anybody, except my mum and dad, expects me to pay attention in History of Magic. They all know that there's no possible way that I'll ever survive a class like that without SOMETHING more interesting to do. So, in the light of that, my mind started wandering and I began to wonder, how could Harry kill You-Know-Who?

Ron escapes the Burrow for a moment in the summer and heads to a nearby Muggle town. There he joins up with a new friend, and has an *interesting* time.

Harry realizes he may be the only one left in Hogwarts. (Ron/Lavender) (Hermione/Krum) (Ginny/Neville) (Seamus/Parvati) (Dean/Blaise) (Harry/Hermione)

In book 3 when Hermione and Ron are having their "differences", Harry locks them in a closet!

Ron writes a Divination essay and Hermione is his inspiration.

Draco's holding a siege; Harry wants into the bath.

Rummaging through a box of his parents' things, Harry finds an old photograph of the Marauders, and proves himself to be more perceptive than his parents' old friends would have thought.

Harry and Ron get sent a mysterious pink sweater in the mail... waffles ensue. You might want to read Malfoy's A Girl if you don't get the ending. Inside joke...

Inside The Dreams of Hogwarts Students! ``Ever wanted to see inside the dreams of Hogwarts students? Well now you can! Includes Harry, Ron, and a... mudpit? Ohh, someone's got a sick fantasy! *SLASH*

It's Harry's 6th year, and Hogwarts has some new arrivals... four girls from the North American continent. One is blond, very intelligent, somewhat insane, and obsessive about her writing and killing off Ron. Two are brunettes and guitar players, one who is very smart and fond of jazz, and one who is fond of rock. The fourth girl is very strange, obsessed with Draco and his ducky socks, and quite the Ginny-hater. It seems like it's going to be an interesting year for our heroes.

Is Lupin really all that he seems? Or did he make his living the old-fashioned way, by snake-oil and flim-flam artistry?

I was very bored & so were a bunch of my friends (the happy bunnys) so we wrote this story! Very funny yet a bit stupid so brace yourself 'cause this is what really happened over Christmas Break!!!

Hermione decides she needs a new 'do. Or, what does Snape do on his summers off?

James asks Lily to the Ball. It was supposed to be an Astronomy Tower story but I just couldn't make it fluffy, hard as I tried. It's not really sweet and, no, the title has nothing to do with emotions.

Harry Potter suddenly falls madly in love with sex god Draco Malfoy.

Hogwarts, 50 years ago. Tom Riddle and Rubeus Hagrid are on missions to find pets, and Olive Hornby and Myrtle Biney are on a mission to find boyfriends. A parody of the musical Guys and Dolls. Link to music included!

Harry Potter is in his seventh-year, and in a fit of drunkeness, he starts wondering if Voldemort really is the embodiment of all Wizarding evil...

The seventh years have a little too much fun a their graduation party... H/D SLASH

A fic written for a challenge created by myself and Lily Vance. Found inside are peanut butter Bertie Bott's Every Flavore Beans, maroon leather pants, and fun for all, including Pepsi and popcorn!

Unknown to many, Harry Potter had another cousin. His name is Larry Porter. He's not too sure he wants to go to Hogwarts, but then the law closes in and it may be his only way to avoid jail.

Ever wonder where Lupin heard about the 'Waddiwasi' spell he used on Peeves in PoA? Wonder no more, here's the story behind it.

Harry is in love, Snape is fanonically abused, Zacharias is being followed by Justin Finch-Fletchley, Hermione is compiling a ten-step program and Draco is making voodoo dolls. It's Harry/Draco/Zacharias... only not really.

For reasons to be disclosed here Crookshanks is now to be called Wesley, Ron is no longer allowed in the girl's dormitories EVER and the inccident with Harry and the Underwear dance will never be discussed again.

Harry needs to kiss a girl. Ron needs to tell Hermione how he feels. Hermione needs to be with Ron. Lavender enjoys snogging random people. Thus, Harry invented a rather fun game for them to play.

The Tri-Wizard Tournament is on, the new DADA teacher is crazier than ever, and McGonagall is getting sick of Snape in what rates as one of the most badly behaved years in his teaching career. How can all of this madness be present in one staff room without someone getting KILLED? CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!! is what the DADA teacher would say, but to the rest of us, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Anyway, read to find out for yourself.

Remus and Severus at the last battle.

Mrs. Weasley has a secret that she can never let anyone learn about. It would be the death of her and her dreams. Plus with crazy Lockhart cook book names, you can't go wrong reading this!

What everyone told Harry about the Death Eaters is not completely true. In fact, it's completely incorrect. What do the Death Eaters do at Headquarters, anyway? Plot? Torture? Kill? Nah, well, maybe torture. But not in the way everyone thinks. Join Lucius Malfoy for a typical Death Eater evening. Includes singing!Draco, Voldemort with an afro, and more! Be very afraid...

Soon after GoF, Voldemort returns to the Orphanage where he grew up, only to rediscover a powerful force even greater than himself.``Probably not what you think, but plenty of laughs! :)

From the POV of the Nimbus2000...after being destroyed by the Whomping Willow, he has a few quarrels with Harry!

The Marauders are having a pretty boring day during the summer when James announces his parents have recently acquired something called a "television." They watch some, discover golf, and chaos ensues.