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Written for Ginnysdarkside's New Year's Challenge. Ron meets someone very interesting at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Day.

First in a series of three. A short, one chapter story on the life of Dudley and how he's changed. Set after Hogwarts.

Many knitters have heard that making a sweater for a sweetheart will doom the relationship. Seventeen-year-old Molly Prewett refuses to believe it. Valentine’s Day Arthur / Molly fluff.

Drunk during their fifth year, Sirius and Remus come up with plans to kill their least favourite person. Not Snape, silly. Peter Pettigrew. Tortures, beer, and killing Almost Headless Peter are exactly what the two need. Slight slash, if you want to see it that way.

Andrew is a normal university student, heading home for the holidays. Except for one teensy little detail. His sister is a witch.

McGonagall catches sight of a movie poster... what does it all mean? BeST response to the July 2007 FA challenge. Prompt: Professor McGonagall went to a Muggle movie with Sir Cadogan.

It's a rock concert in the wizarding world! The Weird Sisters are playing a concert at the Quidditch World Cup Stadium, and Ron Weasley is making plans to go. He's bringing his best friends and his sister, of course, but he's also bringing his older marauder brothers. ``How weird and insane will the night be?

Boys and spectacles. Harry/Percy.

All the complications of Harry's life mix together into one extremely weird dream to show just how messed up he has become.

Lavender and Parvati have a read together. LavSea and RonHer implied.

Oh no! It can't be true. It's--it's another one! Another diary!

The new year at Hogwarts continues with a Potions class. What will Professor Beeblebrox have in store?``Sequel to The Hitchhiker's Guide to Hogwarts; AU to OotP.

Hermione has never really liked horses, but her Muggle friend Pippa loves them and is a member of the local branch of the Pony Club. In the summer before Hermione and Pippa turn seventeen, Hermione goes to watch Pippa ride in a dressage show. But two of Hermione’s schoolmates appear (more or less obviously), and do some unscheduled “airs above the ground” ….

Draco Malfoy's stomach suddenly harbours fluttery insects, and with violin music in the background he hunts for the one responsible...``Featuring a Draco in denial, possible love for Filch and lots of NOT's for Malfoys.

Blaise Zabini hadn't exactly expected to become the protector of an arrogant little twit of a second year. But lo and behold, that is what happened and now he has to make certain that she doesn't get cursed into oblivion by his peers. Fun times ahead, indeed.

Arthur Miller, top agent at Broderick Bunny's (that less famous rabbit) fictional character agency service, prides himself on sending a record number of clients to the mental asylum. But there's one person he just can't get to.

Two bored boys. What happens after… well let's just say I’m not (wholly) responsible.

Geoge can't stop thinking about the word giggle. The only problem is that "giggle" makes him think of Katie Bell for some strange and unknown reason...

Molly Price has made a fic good enough to be accepted to Fiction Alley School of Writing about Witchcraft and Wizardry! With her friends Marylin Susan (unfortunately named by her parents) and Uncle Voldie (Formerly Voldemort, the most evil villian this side of the Mississippi, whose former life Molly has a crush on) will she find her way in Fiction Alley?

A strange virus attacks Hogwarts and causes a peculiar epidemic. Severe oddness warning. Also, not nice to Harry!

As per events in 'Other Ends', Draco persues his rebellion with some obstacles. (Snape/OC, Draco/Hermione eventually)

Round four in the Snowballs war! We have an update on Harry's snakes, more Weasley's into the fun, and oddities galore!

Well, this is basically complete random stupidity. Neville is an eccentric billionaire who likes having murder attempts made on him. Everyone has a motive to kill him: they all want the Priceless Artifact! (dun dun dunnn) And no one uses normal weapons.

Sixth year - Ron and Hermione explore their relationship through the dictionary definition of 'silence'. ``silence: 1. n. absence of sound; abstinence from speech or noise. 2 v.t. make silent, esp. by coercion or superior argument.

When Draco and Ginny have an argument, how can he shut her up? Of all things, he chooses to sing. D/G. Not your usual songfic to 'Your Song' from Moulin Rouge.

Hermione has a dream. Instead of her walking down the stairs at the Yule Ball it's Ron. He has the grace of a panther and all of the ladies are swaying like daisies in the wind.

Top notch Daily Prophet Susan Bones is Kate Kinsel and the Fellytones' biggest fan. Follow her as she attempts to figure out the secret behind the most popular wizarding band ever! Read news articles, song lyrics, quotes and appearances from all your favorite characters. Why is there a shortage of Ice Mice in the United Kingdom? Why have the Chudley Cannons started selling out all of their games? Who are Charlie and Tonks dating? Will Stubby Boardman ever settle down? Will the Weasley Twins ever give a legitimate answer? Keep reading for the answers to these questions and more!

Hermione is worried about Harry's welfare.

Post-Hogwarts Luna-cy is a humourous short story about Luna Lovegood, in which Luna defeats the next Dark Lord. This story was the first place winner of evannalynchfans.com's first ever fanfiction contest, July 2006.

The seventh year has begun and James is still Lily-less. He's tried everything and nothing has worked. He's asked her out a million times and she has said no a million and one. The other Marauders try to convince him that there are other fish in the sea, but James is only interested in one. Will Lily see James in a new light, or will they both graduate without truly knowing each other?

One early morning, Hermione wakes up in her bed at Grimmauld Place. She walks down to the kitchen for a snack, and encounters two tired men. But what's wrong with Mundungus Fletcher's leg?

In this parody, Harry Potter decides to venture into detective business and solve cases for all Hogwart students. Colin Creevey comes along, asking him to solve a case and the fun begins. What comes next will only be decided by the amazing and humorous brain of Harry Potter!

Eudice Eusyram, everyone’s (least) favorite Mary Sue, returns to fight Dolores Umbridge in the worst sequel ever!

From Chicago, it's 'I Can't Do it Alone' starring Lord Voldemort and Wormtail! Sequins, shouting and stomping!

H/HR. Takes place in the summer between 5th and 6th year. While Harry is left alone at the Dursleys, he comes across a personal ad in the Quibbler. He responds and when he meets his mystery date, it’s the one person he never expected it to be: Hermione. Hint of RL/NT at end.

Pittheus Arion, a Death Eater, find himself getting a little bored after Voldemort's return so decides to play a few pranks on him.

James has finally convinced Lily to go on a date with him, but on the morning of their outing, something goes terribly awry.

The omnipotent J. K. Rowling has recently declared on her website that Voldemort must not be referred to as Voldy. In the same website, she mentions a mysterious Professor Bicycle. Could there be a connection? This fanfic author speculates…yes!

The morning after Boxing Day, Ginny Weasley wakes up to a rather shocking experience: her trademark Weasley Red Hair is gone! The now-brunette sets out with her roommates and Hermione to find the culprit responsible for the deed but are shocked to find she has been betrayed by someone very close to her. (My reply to the Weasley Red Hair Challenge set by Jamie_Lilith_Potter.)

Moaning Myrtle speaks about her life, her love, and her moans...

Songs fics based off the great Beatles hits, "Birthday", "Blackbird", "Drive My Car", and "Help From My Friends".

Indeed, Harry goes on a little night adventure… but he has made a mistake! Oh dear, what is wrong with the invisibility cloak! Silly humour.

AU, Total fluff. The war is nearly over, and Snape finds himself somewhere unexpected.

After (another) huge row with Ron, Hermione finally comes to terms with her feelings for him. Songfic to the Michelle Branch song "Breathe".

Incredibly stupid, confectionary sacrilege, and an Evil Auction. Draco wears pink and prances. Lucius is in denial. Uncle Voldie needs money. What more can you ask for in a badfic?

My name is Hermione Granger, and I'm here to clear up some misunderstandings about my life and my relationships with the people around me, including Draco "I Hate Mudbloods" Malfoy. I also want to let you all know that it isn't all that easy to be me.

A response to the Funeral & Smut challenge on WIKTT. A dearly departed friend helps two people make a connection at his funeral. Little does he know... Spoilers for HBP. This was written before the release, but some of the info in the story *may* spoil HBP for readers.

The title is pretty self explanatory.

There's only one person who can defeat Voldemort, and he's slightly more purple than Harry.

A fluffy little fic in which Severus Snape, decorated war hero, comes face to face with an unimaginable horror: himself.

Harry, Ron and Hermione are celebrating the end of their N.E.W.T. exams in The Three Broomsticks, along with the rest of their year. The drinks are flowing and the fun commences with drinking games, emotional singing and friendly groping galore...

Harry, in a fit of desperation and a thirst for knowledge, goes to Dumbledore's bedroom in the middle of the night to inquire him about a city's name.

It\'s the first day of lessons, and a prefect is in detention. Something tells Minerva there\'s a hard road ahead.

"They all agreed screaming was about the only reaction possible." Challenge: SS/HG including Snape in a feather boa.

It’s a snowy Christmas Eve and the Marauders have gathered together, eagerly awaiting the arrival of Sirius and his new “one true love.” But Sirius is hardly ever serious, and his one true love might not be what the others expected....

After the Yule Ball in her third year, Ginny begins dating Michael Corner. Of course, there's always Harry Potter to consider. Can she move on, or is there a part of her that is forever Harry's? One-shot songfic to Dido's White Flag

When both Pansy and Hermione claim that Draco has fathered their unborn child, he and his attorney launch an investigation into the claims, and as always, hilarity ensues, with some startling revelations along the way. D/Hr, D/P, R/Hr, P/B, H/M

A snowman. A detention. A very large puddle. A toque with a pom-pom on it. And what Fred and George had to do with the whole affair.

During Prisoner of Azkaban, Ginny and Hermione became friends. The catalyst was an event familiar to all witches and women.

Two people argue in a closet. YOU decide who. YOU decide why. Be kind. This is a sugar-rush piece. Prizes go to the most amusing or appropriate pairing.

Ron attempts to write poetry...as a means of expression. But it's all crap. He needs something extraordinary, or it will be lost on her-a fan of Shaw, Keats, and Byron. He's lost. How to tell her? It's simple really...I love you. Includes fluffiness, bloody awful poetry, and a bit of ghost action.

Some things are just forbidden. Like Ginny falling for a Slytherin, for example. What would her friends say? Well, they'd start by telling her to not write notes in class...

What do Dementors do in their free time? This one-shot ponders the existence of tea rooms in Azkaban, and ponders that vital question: who finished the milk and didn't buy a new bottle?

Following a tip that one of Voldemort's Horcruxes had been seen in Muggle-inhabited Las Vegas, the Trio head there to destroy it... or so they think....

What do you get when you mix the Marauders with a great prank idea, a spell book, rabid squirrels, and a dandelion?

Gary Splotter is a stupid child who gets invited to a wizard/witch school. There he is faced by various challenges, which (by luck) he conquers.

Lucius Malfoy devises the most evil, dastardly plan ever to be devised by anyone! His mission: capture Cornelius Fudge and carry out said evil plan. Will he succeed? Or will Cornelius Fudge elude him?

The very first of The Very Pointless and Hopefully Humorous Stories of Harry Potter to be made available to the general public.

The Sorting Hat is bored. Always was, always is, always will be. A few years ago though, someone came. This is The Philosopher's Stone and The Chamber of Secrets from the Sorting Hat's point of view.

A first-year asks Harry to deliver a note. Little Harry knew what was in store for him...

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny lose a bet to Dean and Seamus. The price: they have to dress in each other's clothes for a day!

Alan Greenspan announced that he will be stepping down from the post of Chairman of the Board of Governors of the United States Federal Reserve effective the first of next month, and his replacement will be none other than Albus Dumbledore. Dumbledore currently serves as the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Scotland. It was further announced by the Ministry of Magic, London, that Mr. Greenspan will assume Mr. Dumbledore’s former position. [Fanfic for the educated reader.]

Hogwarts is feeling pretty average. No murder convicts, no scary teachers (or are there?), no Voldemort posing threats. But Voldemort is only seconds to the most feared woman on Earth!

Draco shouldn't have broken up with Harry. He really shouldn't have. Fluff, Humor, Slash... Futures rambling Draco and steamy Harry.

An odd little tale about what happens when little Colin Creevey becomes completely and utterly bored. Filled with secret rendezvous, petty bickering, experimentation, and tipsy professors.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione have some fun with cryptograms.

Yay it's the animals woohoo. The animals of the HP characters get to talk out.

Samantha White: Impatient, cynical, sarcastic, hot-tempered, and pessimistic. Sirius Black: Charming, witty, impulsive, smug, and adored. Sirus Black and Samantha White: Insert Virulent Crashing Noise Here.

Darn Harry has messed up Draco's life once again! He has even gotten in trouble with the Headmaster. His punishment... ART THERAPY! (Co-author: Marrietta Malfoy.)

Sirius and Remus play American football at Hogwarts. Remus is forced to put Sirius into his place. Silly fic from their sixth year at Hogwarts, before the Snape Prank. A not so typical afternoon. This fic contains slash.

Something odd is happening in the Hogwarts Kitchens and it isn't the House Elves causing it. Well, not all of it anyway.

In the run up to Valentines Day, Harry Potter is sent a series of letters to change his opinions on a certain blond. Little does Harry know they just emphasise what he has long suspected; Draco means more to Harry than he ever would have guessed.

Being poor is bollocks. Wherein Narcissa drinks like a fish, Lucius does his best George Bluth impression, Ron gloats, and Draco can\'t catch a break. Set pre-HBP.

Voldemort has finally thrown over his nemesis, Dumbledore. The wizard world is sent into chaos, and Harry has gone into hiding. A Muggle comes into play, in away that will change the wizarding world as we know it.

It's the time of the Great War and Draco Malfoy is at the front line! Can he deal with battle, capture, and those annoying songs with the word 'whoops' in the title? Most importantly, can he deal with Harry Potter? Featuring Bitter!Draco and Oversexed!Harry.

We are past the times of Voldemort and the Boy Who Lived. Now we join Harry in heaven, and watch him through his Mother's Day escapades.

After the Marauders humiliate him by the lake, Severus Snape sneaks a midnight swim in the Prefects' bath to cool down and manage his temper. (One-shot.)

ONESHOT! Script!Fic. The scene from the end of my story: "Why? An Angst Depression Fic." In which Harry manages to end his friendship with Ron and Hermione.

Alanna Day, Annie to her friends, was just a another hard working Hufflepuff who liked the quiet life. Too bad the Weasley twins have other plans for her.

Ron and Hermione are finally getting married! But beware the Wedding Planner! Only a whole lot of sedatives will get them through this experience. Featuring a very frantic Hermione, clueless Ron, and one flame-throwing priest on a mission. Continuation of EBTs parts one and two.

To win a ticket on the grandest ship in the world, from a lucky hand of strip poker, is no doubt extremely excitining. But also to find the love of your life in just a few short hours is just amazing. This happens to a young man by the name of Draco Malfoy, who finds his love in another young man named Harry Potter. Together they withstand the wonderful/horrid journey on the R. M. S. Titanic

James Potter the Auror is interviewed by a Daily Prophet reporter and, unsurprisingly, his mouth gets him into trouble. DP article, then J/L.

Harry had a bad fifth year, VERY bad. This we all know. You would think that things couldn't possibly get any worse for him, wouldn't you? Isn't there some supernatural force out there looking out for him? Nope. Sorry. Think again.

Colin wakes from a naughty dream and decides to take his fantasies on the road. What’s waiting for him in the common room, and will Hermione approve?

Ron and Hermione have their first``date, with both sets of parents in attendance. Chaos abounds!

Pig takes some well-needed advice from the experienced and beautiful owl, Hedwig.

After a trying first day without his girlfriend Harry receives a surprise night-time visit from a friend who convinces him, with a little help from the Weasley family ghoul, to reconsider some of his recent life choices.

When Hermione Granger wants something, she will do just about anything to attain it. What do you do when you are single-handedly trying to become Hogwarts' heartless boy magnet? Spill all the juicy secrets in a diary, of course!

Practical lessons in Potions always made Neville panic.