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Ever since Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire's raging success, countless devoted fans have awaited the coming of the fifth book. But it does take awfully long for J.K. Rowling to write. While she is kept away from her writing and distracted by her life, Harry's now rather disoriented one marches on... A fic written in anticipation of Harry the Teenager in a flowerbed, and emphasizing the importance of keeping in character.

Indiana Jones invades Hogwarts, much to the dismay of the staff and students.

After Number Four, Privet Drive is bulldozed and two strange men appear to inform Harry that the world is going to end in ten minutes, Harry hitches a ride on a Vogon spaceship and ends up having some very strange adventures.

Sequel to Hermione Makes Huge Mistakes. Huge Mistakes. Mistakes that are Huge. Hermione's accepted to go to the Yule Ball with Viktor Krum, even though it was a Huge Mistake. With non-descriptive snogs, jokes by Hermione Granger, and of course some trashing of Viktor Krum's accent. Because his accent is just too funny.

A five hundred and fifty word drabble on why Tonks and Fleur feel a certain pull to werewolves. Hey, it's all in the animal magnetism!

Tom Riddle is back! And this time he has a very powerful, very dangerous weapon; the Red Queen. Mwahahaha... will Ginny sacrifice the one person she loves most to save the world? Snogging, evil Hermiones, invisible flies, red ears, and Ron tries to sing karaoke, failing miserably. Drama with a large dose of comedy. Or at least we like to think so.

Set in 6th year. Another Yule ball is approaching. Has Ron learned from his past mistake with Hermione?

These are filks based on the musical "City of``Angels". Here you can hear Hermione's final words``before she makes the Polyjuice Potion, Neville``complain about his lack of talent, Ron fight with``Hermione over the Yule Ball, Tom Marvolo Riddle gloat``over Harry in the Chamber of Secrets and Moaning``Myrtle croon to Harry in the Prefects' Bathroom. Try``it, you'll like it!

James tries to tell Lily something but there are a few interruptions.

This idea came to me while reading an interview with Tom Felton regarding Draco's character and then it hit me; what if somehow, Harry, Draco, Tom, and Dan were to appear on a talk show together? I think it would go a little something like this.

It\'s another dull lesson of History of Magic, so what does Ron do? What does any normal and healthy teenager do? Why, starts passing notes to his friends of course.

Hermione is mad at Harry because of something he did, or rather, refused to do. Will Hermione forgive him when he asks her the most important question in the world? Will she let her anger inhibit her from answering honestly? Read and Find out!

Just like the title says, 'A Random Two Days in the Life'.

Harry spends Christmas his sixth year at the Burrow...but why are there singing gnomes? Why is Remus wearing fuzzy bunny slippers? What is a Muggle doing at the Christmas dinner? And does Ron really know how to bake? (Written in response to a challenge.)

It's sixth year. Voldemort's gone into hiding, causing a lull at Hogwarts. Everyone's going to be bored. In fact, everyone's already bored and school hasn't even started yet, so they've all resorted to 'entertaining' themselves. Now, Harry, Ron and Hermione's lives have inadvertently turned into one big drama series. Is that really Hermione surrounded by all those guys along with ... Harry? And Draco? Since when has Ginny been Slytherinesque? And just who is that new DADA teacher? What is she hiding? And Tom Riddle, well, he's got plans of his own...

More Draco/girl!Blaise madness. Blaise has detention. Draco is there to monitor her progress. Or make her life hell. One-shot.

Harry thought Sirius was dead. Was he? See what happens when a prank goes too far. And if you think you're got it figured out, well, think again.

When Harry abandons Draco in a muggle shopping mall the night before Christmas, Draco plots his revenge. Fluff, Harry/Draco!

Hot, Sweaty and in pain, Harry's suffering in the Hospital ward. Not quite what you might think!

A counter-curse botched causes something that really isn't all of anything. Perhaps it's just something that will cause Harry distress! No, it's the Curse of... Proverbs?

Dark humour. The A&T boys are all grown up now. Magical beasts ran amok at Potter Manor. Could Hagrid the gormless gamekeeper save the day?

Here it is, for all of you who asked for it--Rita Skeeter is back, with a new article chock-full of evil and revealing quotes! Enjoy and laugh!

Companion piece to A Sweet Summer's Night. It's the Christmas after, and some interesting things are about to take place...

It wasn't that Angelina had been abandoned by her date, precisely... Fred and Angelina, Yule Ball.

Some Valentine's Days are worse than others. One-shot ficlet.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl." Ron Weasley decides to find out just how many other people have noticed that Hermione is a girl.

Having shared my dorm with guys for the past five years, I've seen many things. Some are funny and some are pretty darn stupid. But the ones that are most memorable are the ones when your dorm mates think you’re not looking, but you secretly are. Anyway... here’s a little story on the get-ups of Harry and Ron when they thought nobody was watching.

Ron realizes at the last moment that the gift he has for Hermione isn't good enough. The story of a boy, a girl, and a birthday present. What could possibly go wrong? ``An At What Price cookie.

Remus Lupin is the best teacher that Dean has ever had, and Dean thinks that he has a lot of secrets. Cute Dean/Seamus pre-slash, set third year.

James Potter, the son of Harry Potter and Ginny Potter, suggests that his father buy some Jose Cuervo... but it was just a JOKE! Now James has to watch his father... What a night!

Ron is desperate to find the perfect Valentine's gift - but is his father's shed really the best place to look?

After Voldemort’s defeat, all Harry wants is some rest and relaxation. He shouldn't have let Fred and George handle the travel arrangements. 3rd place winner in The Leaky Cauldron’s “HP in Vegas” contest.

It's Harry's 17th birthday and he can finally do magic outside of Hogwarts. He needs a good spell to mark the occasion, but what?

Follow up to "Uh-Oh!" more end-of-the-year pranks!! Ron tries something new, but it doesn't agree with him...

We all know that Harry likes Cho. It's effecting everyones lives, from Ron to Draco. Plans are devised to get even with Cho for being only what she is. Who knows what will happen in the end with a massive Cho Army set loose?!

You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation...the Muggle way! Join everyone's favorite antagonists on their annual road trip to the beach, because something tells me this year may be the most exciting yet! Expect OOC behavior and plenty of laughs (at least I hope so)! And just let me warn you beforehand- this is my longest, wackiest and most random fic yet. So let the wackiness begin! Muahahahaha.....

“Oh.” He seemed to be saying that a lot, Remus realized. And a lot of blinking. But damn, what else was one supposed to do when faced with Sirius Black back from the dead, bearing the strangest story Remus had ever heard, and being incredibly horny? Remus/Sirius.

The Dream Team and their arch-enemy are brought together to discuss the latest fanfics from the Muggles and quietly debate them. Let the sparks fly.

The war is over, and Severus Snape is in Azkaban. With Chocolate Frogs. Could there be worse? Well, yes. Correspondence about them. Just what is really going on?

After the disastrous proposal in "A Comedy of Errors", Harry and Hermione decided to get married. Both decided that they've had enough of excitement to last them a lifetime during the proposal and only wish for a perfect and quiet wedding. Will their wish be granted? Sequel to "A Comedy of Errors" with ideas from the challenge "A Very Crazy Wedding". Please read and review.

See Harry and Draco fight, see them make up and watch Hermione's reaction. A timeless H/D vignette.

Ron finds himself lonely at Christmas, Harry and Ginny are oblivious of everyone but each other, and Hermione is visiting Krum in Bulgaria. Who will help Ron get through a lonely and tedious Christmas night and maybe give him the courage to tell Hermione how he really feels? Read on and find out.

It's the film version of Harry's FIRST year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or at least, how the film SHOULD have been! Welcome to the Madhouse!

Written in response to a challenge. Hermione is irritable, Ron has foot-in-mouth disease, and Harry is reluctant but ever the hero.

When I dare to ATEMPT to write a NORMAL fanfic, who shows up but... everybody! Absolutly hilarious. If you like the evil people read at your own risk. You might just have to kill me.

These are the thoughts of a school shrink who came to the school but no one knows why. She faces BIG fights with her melt downs and encounters six people who make her life difficult.

When Ron feels that Hermione is unhappy, he turns to the most unlikely person for help. Well, maybe not the MOST unlikely...I reckon that Voldemort would be more so, and Malfoy, and a few others...but it is rather uncommon...oh, well.

Caution: Should only be attempted by professional fangirls. This sort of thing can be more dangerous than playfully poking dragons and is a good way to get on Snape's hit list. OCs and tricks abound, now comes with shampoo!

What happens when the three greatest wizards in fiction get together for a little tea party!

There is a crisis at Hogwarts, the students are all overweight and are eating obscene amounts of food. The Ministry must do something, so they turn to a muggle chef whose TV show has transformed Muggle school dinners. But what happens when it all goes wrong and the students start to revolt?

Harry and Ginny go to marriage counseling with two of the strangest people they've met. Involves a mound of pillows, a bataka bat, Ginny trying to take off someone's pants, a very confused Harry, people popping out of the pillows, a bathroom spigot, and several beatings of the bataka bat. Based on the ten-minute play "Pillow Talk." Characters are OOC.

Hermione has a crush on someone, and doesn't know what to do ``about it. Can you guess who is the one that is driving her crazy? ``(This is a Guess Who Fic!)

What do you do when you find out the love of your life cheats on you and uses you for your fame and money? Find out what Harry does...

It is Christmas Eve and a child is waiting with a purpose.

The long-awaited sequel to the hit phenomenon "Interruptions"! This is where we learn that the boys wear accidentally dyed pink underwear, and that even the best kisser can kiss like a penguin. Featuring three-quarters of the Marauders and their girlfriends.

An answer to a challenge. Featuring: Drunk!Draco, a Wandering Trio, Voldemort, a Feline-Frog, and Discworld's Death

Lily and James have always had their issues but with a new year will all else be wiped out, and will they be able to start again? We all wished for that but unfortunately their reunion on the Hogwarts Express wasn't exactly what we wished for. Yet as their fourth year progresses things begin to heat up... finally! James and Lily find out that to be loved is one thing but to love is a new story completely.

When Professor Trelawney's dreams of a romantic tryst with Professor Snape are interrupted by a swarm of rabid vampire bats, she must find the courage to save herself, Hogwarts, and her beloved. Not for grammar-freaks; this summary contains more sentences than the fic.

*Spoilers* Written for a challenge at the Sugar Quill. The double break- up scene of Ron and Lavender, Dean and Ginny. Told from the POV of an innocent witness- if you can call Seamus innocent, that is....

What do Ron and Hermione's son think of the new baby? (#2 in the Welcome Home series.)

Ever wonder what a headmaster does during sumer break? Ever wonder how the Triwizard Tournament got started? Ever wonder what Olympe Maxime looks like in a bikini? Well, the last will have to be left up to your imagination. But for the rest, here's the _real_ story! Originally written for the Try-Wizard Contest

Ron's getting engaged to Padma... and he lets his family find out the hard way. Will Hermione let him go through with it? Or will George save the day? Fun and fluffy. (H/G, R/Hr-goodness)

As Lily finishes the cleaning after one of The Marauder's little get togethers, she and nine-month-old Harry have a little conversation about dogs, girls, and life.

Harry, Draco, Luna, a promise, and an exchange.

Harry's been haunted by dreams all summer, but these are no ordinary dreams....Contains lots of romance and a few laughs!

A series of unfortunate events makes Albus Dumbledore nearly tumble out of his chair the morning after. A fluffy story for Overworked and Underappreciated.

Kittens and fireworks and ice-cream and fuzzies, cotton underwear and smiles and grammas and tummies-- these are NOT Draco Malfoy's favourite things. (Um. That's better in a sing-songy voice). Anyway, it's Christmasy fuzzy fluffy snarky!slash. H/D

Snape decides to branch out a bit on his upcoming assigment. Unfortunately, his target subjects are not cooperating.

Snape's found a new friend in Muggle English teacher Daniel Deschamps, but are Sirius and Lupin willing to allow it to exist?

Ron and Hermione are to be married on this happiest of days. The twins would rather not be there when it happens.

In the pureblood society that Phineas Nigellus inhabits, love, marriage and politics are invariably linked together. For a start there’s the pureblood politics that come into play, such as negotiating a dowry that isn’t a personal insult and working your way round the inter-family relations to ensure there won’t be any duels at the wedding. Then there’s the problem of actually finding a decent woman to marry and whether you’ll even like her in ten years' time, let alone love her. Whoever said that marriage was easy was a lying madman. Unless, of course, you find the right woman. Even so the chances of that are slim if all women are like your cousin and mother. Welcome to the world of Love, Marriage and Politics in the 1800s.

...I threw an over-obsessive girlfriend, a pyromaniac, someone who's obsessed with Sirius Black, someone who's never read the Harry Potter books, and myself back into Maurader Land? You shall see!

Everyone thinks of Hermione as being one of the most repressed human beings in the known world. But as she starts to jot down her thoughts on some sparse napkins, we are given a peek on her Muggle summer happenings. She contemplates romance novels and their food-like innuendo, her lace knickers that will never get pried from her girly bits and her position as the ugliest girl in existence.

Draco Malfoy is oh-so-very mean to Ginny Weasley, has a bad week, and catches the Snitch.

The definition for instinct is any unlearned behavior. A quirky little vignette where Draco Malfoy learns a lesson in animal attraction versus learned behavior.

There is much angst and woe at Hogwarts school after the Final Battle. Ginny hopes to solve this.

I am Luna, hidden mastermind. I am Loony Luna Lovegood, perceived as strange by all, confusing by most, and dim by some. I am the kook, the nut, the eccentric outsider… My absurdity frightens people at times, but for the most part, they believe I am a harmless weirdo. What these people don’t realize is that the Sorting Hat put me in Ravenclaw for a reason. I am Luna Lovegood, secret evil genius, and this is my story.

Harry's random thoughts as he lusts after Draco. Sequel to "Could It Get Any Worse?".

Confessions takes a look into the head of Meng Ting, a witch who really couldn't get be any more of a minority where she's going. Delve deep and get to what lies beneath that witch's hat and find out that really, we're not all that different after all...

Lily Evans deals with a sixth year at Hogwarts, and a first year as Head Girl. To her frustration, the Head Boy is none other than James Potter. As the year progresses, they fight many evils, Malfoy, Voldemort, N.E.W.T.'s, an unexpected ball, and their growing affection for each other.

There's something strange about Lavender's pet rabbit Binky... (British version)

In her first year teaching at Hogwarts, Hermione may not think she likes Snape very much, but she could be wrong.... Once Ginny gets involved, there's bound to be trouble. Love potions and lust potions and some crazy, nutty mix-ups, oh my! Watch out for fluffy, pink, sex-crazed bunnies and a shameful number of jokes involving stirring rods.

She loves diving into a good one. He hates them with a fiery vengeance. L/J drabble/one-shot.

Snape the potions teacher leads a sad and lonely life. Not that he minds - it is what he does best. This all changes when he finds a love poem aimed at him. But who wrote it and did they mean what they said? And how will Snape feel when he discovers the author?

This is definitely not a song fic. What do so called relaxing bubble baths, rude intruders, and the Rolling Stones all have to do with each other? Well, they all seem to prove to Ginny that her life just isn’t quite satisfying enough. D/G

In this story, the Gryffindors and Slytherins are having potions class. Once again, Snape is torturing Neville in front of the class... But to Snape's surprise, Neville draws out his wand and points it at him... what will happen??

Something is very, very, very, very, very wrong with Hermione, and it is up to Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley to find out what!

An account of a weird dream that Harry had one day in the History of Magic class.

"And don't take too long, Weasley, the delay on that firelegs report held our investigation up for a month."``"If you had read my report you would know that the term is 'firearms,'" said Mr. Weasley coolly. (OotP, page 132, American Edition)``Arthur Weasley and Kingsley Shacklebolt use their masterful powers of misdirection and invention to serve the Order- one memo at a time.

Harry's gone ghetto, a vicious beast attacks Professor Snape, Voldie's pretty, and Hagrid's untold past is finally told! (For real this time!) Through all of this, Hermione curses the day she was conceived.

[Second in the Dream Trilogy] Hermione Granger embarks on a glorious adventure to discover and apprehend the nefarious Rogue Transfigurationalist, who is indiscriminately turning people into cows and rhinoceroses. Blaise Zabini, however, has set out to distract her.

I am a miracle worker. My name is Ron Weasley and I made Hermione Granger late for work. R/Hr fluff.

Angelina stood, arms crossed over her chest, alone with Fred Weasley. "I haven't been giving you the silent treatment," she said pointedly.

Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts is overshadowed by the defeat of Lord Voldemort the previous summer. Dumbledore decides to liven up the students by producing a school musical. Featuring Draco as Maria and Harry as Tony, with others in supporting roles.

Is it too late for Harry when Voldemort is literally right behind him? Well IS it?

What would happen if Ron and Hermione decided to be museum thieves? When they have to steal a talking portrait who thinks a whole lot of herself from the London Institute of Thrilling and Mysterious Artifacts, all sorts of craziness takes place. Tears, laughs, a snog or two, lies, and PartnersInCrime!RonandHermione occur.

A Percy/Oliver story. Wherein Percy talks a lot, Oliver listens a lot, and the seasons change.

For the March2007 challenge. Fudge pays an unexpected visit to Hogwarts.

Poor Ginny Snape. Quite apart from having the daftest name in the history of the world, she's got a cruel step-father, two evil stepsisters and a bad case of unrequited love for Harry Potter, The Prince Who Lived. Even worse,``she's still got her Potions essay to write, and it's already twenty-five past thirty-two in the Hogwarts kitchens.``Oh, yeah, and she's just been assigned the two most incompetent fairy godmothers in the history of the profession, at least one of whom is more concerned with political correctness than actually getting the job done and bringing about the bliss that is Twue Wuv.``Killer high heels! The curse of the toad! A thousand elephants! All this and much, much more, once upon a time...``Chapter 1 of 2: Balls

Things for Draco and Harry in Arithmancy are bitter, until a strange twist and an odd kiss. With manticores, DayNightmares and rude signs, this is keeps you wondering to the end.