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Late one evening, the Gryffindor boys are trying to scare each other with ghost stories. Thick-skinned Seamus is unimpressed until Neville tells the grim tale of a murderous blacksmith and his ill-fated wife. Is it enough to give Seamus the heebie-jeebies? Only Harry knows for sure…

Adrian finds out a secret about his love. *sniggers* One-shot.

Harry, Hermione and Ron find themselves in a computer lab where they can surf the Muggle internet, and see what the shippers are saying. They are intrigued until they find out that in order to leave, they must choose their own ships. Includes action, trouble, people coming back from the dead, and lots of that nice fluff at the end.

A piece of paper that Hermione reads can't change her thoughts of a person, or can it? It must take more, and what is needed is in this story. Changing time and place with an enemy on a mission can be irritable, but it can also cause sparks. (Hr/D)

Harry stood in the library running his finger casually across the titles. Something strange had been going on lately. Suddenly, something caught his eye! One of the books, a large gray volume, had a small yellow sticker on it. It read RESTRICTED! Could it be? Could someone have put this book away in the wrong place by mistake? Books don't just hop off shelves and start walking around.... or do they? Either way, this intrigued Harry and he picked it up and set it on the table. Curious, he opened the first page...

Join Maria and Susannah at their first year at Hogwarts as they encounter Harry, Dumbledore, and Higgs. If you're looking for an intelligent parody, this is your story. And if you're looking for a dumb parody, this is your story, too.

When a complicated time/holding spell goes awry and takes Ginny instead of Harry, the entire wizarding world is forced to legally accept that she's dead. Her friend Sirius is left with nothing more then her memory, a plate of raspberry scones, and a stone angel presiding over her empty grave. When she shows up on his doorstep seven years later, what's he to think?

Sequel to Rivalry. It's the day after: Seamus has plans. And a really short attention span. And Theodore Nott knows exactly how to exploit that.

In which a camera and white, bobbing fur cause some trouble for the Weasley family. Ginny Weasley travels to the Beast's castle in exchange for a grievous insult inflicted by her father on the Beast. This all seems to be the standard Beauty and Beast stuff, no? And yet, there is always a problem when the Beast is rather reluctant about being a boy again.

If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.

While on a date, Ron has to drag along Harry, who is VERY high from a gift that Fred and George have given him.

A little AU fic in which Harry oversleeps on the day of the Quidditch Final against Slytherin, and a desperate Oliver Wood rather hastily chooses a replacement Seeker.

Ron's unbeatable at chess. Or so he thinks. Hermione becomes fed up with his over-confidence, and vows to beat him and put him in his place. Harry and Ginny observe competitively as the pair duel it out. Will Ron maintain his undefeated record?

A mysterious furred visitor frequents the Gryffindor Tower. Ron feels that he should recognize the little guest, but due to the creative license of the party of the first, herein to be referred to as the author (moi), is a bit... slow (perhaps he really is slow, I mean that bit in the fourth book? come on!) to discern exactly what is so familiar about the furry caller. And why is Harry so friendly to it? Hmm... mystery abounds!

This parody follows the adventures of Bel, a typical Mary Sue character, as she encounters Gilderoy Lockhart and other characters (not the typical ones, either), goes to Africa, and has all sorts of odd happenings along the way. Purple prose and double entendres are intelligently, if not innovatively used. Need we remind you, this is a parody. If you lack a sense of humor, enter at your own peril.

In a tale of forks, golden tassels and cake, Ginny endures an uncomfortable meal at the Malfoys.

Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fic, and it's very silly and OOC. I hope it makes you laugh!

Sixth-year James/Lily fluff. Some MWPP banter. What more could you ask for?

Ron's not the only one who can be jealous...Warnings: Angry!Hermione ahead. If you're Ernie MacMillan, you may want to stay away entirely. ````R/Hr; written for Lendolyn and the R/Hr ficathon````Mostly fun and some fluff.

The long awaited sequel to 'Snap!' Harry And Ron celebrate Easter in a somewhat... unusual way, and Ron comes to a realisation.

Based on a fic challenge on alt.fan.harry-potter. Harry and Draco are in trouble again. This time their punishment is a little different from any they've had before. Sent to a world that isn't really real, they have two weeks to prove they can get along with each other and the residents of their temporary home.

The two Harry Potter universes have merged; The Universe of Fanfiction and the Universe of Canon. One can only imagine the chaos that ensues.

It's all fun and games until evil cat toys hex Harry's homework - then it's just fun.

Kind of a sequel to my first fanfic. Harry is settling in for a quiet evening in his house when he recieves a surprise visit from Eris, the Goddess of Chaos, who offers to help him fight Voldie. Rated PG-13 for language and nudity.

Snape doesn't care what colour her eyes are, and she doesn't care that he doesn't want her friendship...

American Idol Harry Potter Style! Pointless at first, but will get better. With a hilarious panel of judges, and hilarious songs, not to mention our favorite commentator...

Emmaline notes Ron's distress at Christmas and vows to cheer him up--but she needs some help.

Harry is going on the most vile, offensive adventure of his short career! He might get sick and puke, but at least he'll offend you! Or something like that.

Rose Weasley is not having a good first year at Hogwarts. Among the difficulties; her parents divorced before she was born, her father is now her Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, her cousins are brilliant, she's failing Potions...Oh, and her mother is dating Draco Malfoy.

Post-Hogwarts, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, is now a celebrity Quidditch player, famous, eligible and dogged by the gutter press. His old school friend Ron Weasley, on the other hand, is working a parchment-pushing job at Gringotts, fighting a nasty temper and a tendency to get into fights with a particular Draco Malfoy.

On a summer afternoon in Grimmauld Place, Ginny and Tonks find out that they have a little something in common.

Has Hogwarts gone mad pairing Ginny with Draco? Well, maybe it's not such a bad idea...

A holy mistake is made and Snape faces much peril.

Gilderoy Lockhart is preparing for his first Yule Ball. He's seen to every detail - his hair, his eyes, his profile, his custom robes. Every detail, that is, but one. Where does one find kissing lessons? Written for the HP Kris Kringle Secret Santa Exchange.

A look at fanfiction from the other side. This fic was written a decade ago. As such, the grammar and punctuation may not be up to my current standard. However, there are no current plans to rework my older fics.

I was inspired by the 'Can't buy me love' thing sent in, where a reviewer said 'Do one on Paperback Writer', so I said, 'Heck, why not.' I hope someone has not already done this. Anyway, it's loosely based on the lyrics to the hit Beatles song 'Paperback Writer'.

Terry Boot is the star of the highest rating apparition show in Wizarding history, the aptly named, Terry Boot Show. He is an expert at airing people’s dirtiest laundry and exposing their biggest scandals in front of thousands of viewers. But when he invites some of the most famous witches and wizards in the world on his program, he gets a little more than he bargained for. It seems Terry Boot has a little dirty laundry of his own…

Draco has a very strange conversation with Snape. References to slash.

What would happen if Prof. Lockhart actually met a werewolf? One must grant that our favorite werewolf was more than fair.

On his way to gather ‘the old crowd’, Sirius has a frightening encounter. What is a wizard to do when he knows he is about to die? Drive his best friend to distraction and beyond, that’s what! Silly challenge fic written before OotP so now totally AU.

Ever wondered what heroes do when they go too far with trying to rescue people? Well, it turns out...it's an illness called SUPERMAN SYNDROME! And guess what? All our favourite comic book, fictional and television heroes have it! From Buffy to Hellboy to X-Men to Lord of the Rings to Artemis Fowl and even our beloved Harry Potter...come along to the meeting and see them try to sort out their heroism. Rated 'R' for language and random acts of violence.

A tale (tail?) of kitty love. Yes, it's Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris. :) Enjoy!

Severus Snape challenges self-absorbed Gilderoy Lockhart to a walk-off after Harry and Draco's duel. RuPaul makes a cameo as the judge. Snape vogues.

After seeing the boggart scene in PoA, and how Malfoy and his cronies were trying to push to the front of the line, I began to wonder what Malfoy's boggart would've been....

Harry finds love for one of the most unusual people. It's all good until he runs into another person he comes to love. Harry's hardest choice is still in front of him: which one to pick? In this series, Harry is caught out of bed more than once, Ron begins to get suspicious and wonders what Harry is really doing during his long absences, and Draco gets Polyjuiced. There are a lot of misunderstandings and crazy twists that will have you laughing your butt off.

The Weasley twins manage to destroy Voldemort and his Death Eaters? Who could have predicted it? Inspired by Monty Python.

Ever wonder how Hogwarts came to be?

The Malfoys have a little rodent problem.

In the sequel to Reuniting, Hermione and Sirius's relationship moves forward. Second in a series of three.

Hermione's desperation at Valentine's day leads Ginny to desperate measures as well.

Why Sirius should never have been allowed to read Edgar Allan Poe. Based loosely on "The Fall of the House of Usher."

While most of the wizarding world edges slowly away from Walter Jorkins, his old friend Augustus Rookwood accepts an invitation to a decidedly Marxist Christmas party. (Cynthia Rookwood/Evan Rosier)

For Gilderoy Lockhart, there are a few bumps on the road to recovery...

This quick little story chronicles the moments right before the future Mr. and Mrs. Weasley take action on their crushes! Cute and short.

This one-shot is from Snape's point-of-view just before the boggart scene in PoA. It's a tribute to all those obsessive vampire theorists.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are passing each other in the halls one day when Malfoy mistakes an everyday bodily function for a serious illness. Draco then sets Harry up with a crazy doctor who probably doesn't even have his Ph.D. in medical school.

Harry and Ginny's rehearsal dinner turns out to be an interesting and humorous event.

Crookshanks is jealous. A tender little femslashy story, in which Hermione finds a new companion...

Because I really wanted Umbridge to die. AU during OotP, wherein Hermione is just a little bit more ruthless.

On the due date of Michael Zabini's first child, he and his co-workers at the Ministry of magic have a conversation about babies and how horri- I mean how wonderful they are (yeah, right). Featuring everyone's favourite parents and Goyle senior.

Ever since Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire's raging success, countless devoted fans have awaited the coming of the fifth book. But it does take awfully long for J.K. Rowling to write. While she is kept away from her writing and distracted by her life, Harry's now rather disoriented one marches on... A fic written in anticipation of Harry the Teenager in a flowerbed, and emphasizing the importance of keeping in character.

Indiana Jones invades Hogwarts, much to the dismay of the staff and students.

After Number Four, Privet Drive is bulldozed and two strange men appear to inform Harry that the world is going to end in ten minutes, Harry hitches a ride on a Vogon spaceship and ends up having some very strange adventures.

Sequel to Hermione Makes Huge Mistakes. Huge Mistakes. Mistakes that are Huge. Hermione's accepted to go to the Yule Ball with Viktor Krum, even though it was a Huge Mistake. With non-descriptive snogs, jokes by Hermione Granger, and of course some trashing of Viktor Krum's accent. Because his accent is just too funny.

A five hundred and fifty word drabble on why Tonks and Fleur feel a certain pull to werewolves. Hey, it's all in the animal magnetism!

Tom Riddle is back! And this time he has a very powerful, very dangerous weapon; the Red Queen. Mwahahaha... will Ginny sacrifice the one person she loves most to save the world? Snogging, evil Hermiones, invisible flies, red ears, and Ron tries to sing karaoke, failing miserably. Drama with a large dose of comedy. Or at least we like to think so.

Set in 6th year. Another Yule ball is approaching. Has Ron learned from his past mistake with Hermione?

These are filks based on the musical "City of``Angels". Here you can hear Hermione's final words``before she makes the Polyjuice Potion, Neville``complain about his lack of talent, Ron fight with``Hermione over the Yule Ball, Tom Marvolo Riddle gloat``over Harry in the Chamber of Secrets and Moaning``Myrtle croon to Harry in the Prefects' Bathroom. Try``it, you'll like it!

James tries to tell Lily something but there are a few interruptions.

This idea came to me while reading an interview with Tom Felton regarding Draco's character and then it hit me; what if somehow, Harry, Draco, Tom, and Dan were to appear on a talk show together? I think it would go a little something like this.

It\'s another dull lesson of History of Magic, so what does Ron do? What does any normal and healthy teenager do? Why, starts passing notes to his friends of course.

Hermione is mad at Harry because of something he did, or rather, refused to do. Will Hermione forgive him when he asks her the most important question in the world? Will she let her anger inhibit her from answering honestly? Read and Find out!

Just like the title says, 'A Random Two Days in the Life'.

Harry spends Christmas his sixth year at the Burrow...but why are there singing gnomes? Why is Remus wearing fuzzy bunny slippers? What is a Muggle doing at the Christmas dinner? And does Ron really know how to bake? (Written in response to a challenge.)

It's sixth year. Voldemort's gone into hiding, causing a lull at Hogwarts. Everyone's going to be bored. In fact, everyone's already bored and school hasn't even started yet, so they've all resorted to 'entertaining' themselves. Now, Harry, Ron and Hermione's lives have inadvertently turned into one big drama series. Is that really Hermione surrounded by all those guys along with ... Harry? And Draco? Since when has Ginny been Slytherinesque? And just who is that new DADA teacher? What is she hiding? And Tom Riddle, well, he's got plans of his own...

More Draco/girl!Blaise madness. Blaise has detention. Draco is there to monitor her progress. Or make her life hell. One-shot.

Harry thought Sirius was dead. Was he? See what happens when a prank goes too far. And if you think you're got it figured out, well, think again.

When Harry abandons Draco in a muggle shopping mall the night before Christmas, Draco plots his revenge. Fluff, Harry/Draco!

Hot, Sweaty and in pain, Harry's suffering in the Hospital ward. Not quite what you might think!

A counter-curse botched causes something that really isn't all of anything. Perhaps it's just something that will cause Harry distress! No, it's the Curse of... Proverbs?

Dark humour. The A&T boys are all grown up now. Magical beasts ran amok at Potter Manor. Could Hagrid the gormless gamekeeper save the day?

Here it is, for all of you who asked for it--Rita Skeeter is back, with a new article chock-full of evil and revealing quotes! Enjoy and laugh!

Companion piece to A Sweet Summer's Night. It's the Christmas after, and some interesting things are about to take place...

It wasn't that Angelina had been abandoned by her date, precisely... Fred and Angelina, Yule Ball.

Some Valentine's Days are worse than others. One-shot ficlet.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl." Ron Weasley decides to find out just how many other people have noticed that Hermione is a girl.

Having shared my dorm with guys for the past five years, I've seen many things. Some are funny and some are pretty darn stupid. But the ones that are most memorable are the ones when your dorm mates think you’re not looking, but you secretly are. Anyway... here’s a little story on the get-ups of Harry and Ron when they thought nobody was watching.

Ron realizes at the last moment that the gift he has for Hermione isn't good enough. The story of a boy, a girl, and a birthday present. What could possibly go wrong? ``An At What Price cookie.

Remus Lupin is the best teacher that Dean has ever had, and Dean thinks that he has a lot of secrets. Cute Dean/Seamus pre-slash, set third year.

James Potter, the son of Harry Potter and Ginny Potter, suggests that his father buy some Jose Cuervo... but it was just a JOKE! Now James has to watch his father... What a night!

Ron is desperate to find the perfect Valentine's gift - but is his father's shed really the best place to look?

After Voldemort’s defeat, all Harry wants is some rest and relaxation. He shouldn't have let Fred and George handle the travel arrangements. 3rd place winner in The Leaky Cauldron’s “HP in Vegas” contest.

It's Harry's 17th birthday and he can finally do magic outside of Hogwarts. He needs a good spell to mark the occasion, but what?

Follow up to "Uh-Oh!" more end-of-the-year pranks!! Ron tries something new, but it doesn't agree with him...

We all know that Harry likes Cho. It's effecting everyones lives, from Ron to Draco. Plans are devised to get even with Cho for being only what she is. Who knows what will happen in the end with a massive Cho Army set loose?!

You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation...the Muggle way! Join everyone's favorite antagonists on their annual road trip to the beach, because something tells me this year may be the most exciting yet! Expect OOC behavior and plenty of laughs (at least I hope so)! And just let me warn you beforehand- this is my longest, wackiest and most random fic yet. So let the wackiness begin! Muahahahaha.....

“Oh.” He seemed to be saying that a lot, Remus realized. And a lot of blinking. But damn, what else was one supposed to do when faced with Sirius Black back from the dead, bearing the strangest story Remus had ever heard, and being incredibly horny? Remus/Sirius.

The Dream Team and their arch-enemy are brought together to discuss the latest fanfics from the Muggles and quietly debate them. Let the sparks fly.

The war is over, and Severus Snape is in Azkaban. With Chocolate Frogs. Could there be worse? Well, yes. Correspondence about them. Just what is really going on?

After the disastrous proposal in "A Comedy of Errors", Harry and Hermione decided to get married. Both decided that they've had enough of excitement to last them a lifetime during the proposal and only wish for a perfect and quiet wedding. Will their wish be granted? Sequel to "A Comedy of Errors" with ideas from the challenge "A Very Crazy Wedding". Please read and review.