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Features Hermione and Draco, although not together. Read only if you are dying for another parody of Mary Sues, and if you have a fondness for Mike Nelson, or randomness. And references to other parodies that I have enjoyed. I wanted to do a humorous story, after reading so many cheesy MS stories as well as well-written parodies on ffnet. I wanted to tip my hat to other stories’ universes. So many have written such awesome fics that it’s a wonder I ever get anything else done. It’s my way of paying a tribute.

Hermione must compromise herself to get what she wants from Severus Snape. Pre-het and AU as of HBP.

MWPP era. When James and Lily are invited to visit their former Headmaster, the information he must relay is not at all pleasant: that Lord Voldemort is plotting against their seven-month-old baby. An adventure of defiance, betrayal and love. Rated R for possible violence and language.

The spirit of Lily Potter returns to the Potter's house in Godric's Hollow, on Harry's birthday. Harry and his family have moved into the house, and Lily is seeing Harry for the first time since You-Know-Who's return in Harry's fourth year. Story from Lily's point of view. Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Hermione Granger, locked in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor as a hostage, reflects on the past, present, and future during the War against Voldemort. Based on the fic "Remember Us" by Winged Elf

There are moments in life, when a wizard simply needs a drink. A large, neat firewhiskey. And meeting Hermione Granger on her never-ending quest for better world is such a moment. Especially if the quest is a shopping trip; if she doesn’t buy books, but a gown with low décolletage and a hat with ear-holes; and if she turns simple shopping for robes into a small scale revolution. ``Short story from the post-Hogwarts The Phoenix and the Owl universe.

Draco and Ginny's angstiness brings them together for an enchanted meeting in the Astronomy tower. Full of starlight and snogging!

She’s been through hell and back, knows what it’s like to be drunk on blood and love and ashes. She makes the boys crawl and the girls cry, but she doesn’t care. Because they can’t see what she sees, can’t hear what she hears. All of life’s a poem and she’s going to dissect it. It’s Blaise Zabini, living the high life, learning the hard way. ‘Die young, leave a beautiful corpse.’ A tale told in five acts.

It's a new year at Hogwarts and there's a new DADA professor and Potions Master. And just what does Dumbledore want?``Also Entitled: What Should Have Happened. AU to OotP.

Harry finds himself back in action after years of living in sin.

Phineas Nigellus reflects. Short one-shot, set after OotP.

Part 4 in the 'Monochrome' Series. The time for truth is upon the couple and a coin had been chosen to make the decision for them; some secrets were never meant to be kept, even when it's a hollow victory. Harry/Draco

A dialogue between a nervous young Tonks and a slightly snarky Sorting Hat as it muses over which House she belongs in.

Hermione loves Severus too much to live without him.

In his search for a job, Remus stumbles into something else entirely. Set four years after the death of Lily/James. Slash.

In the final moments before going off to face Voldemort, Harry knows he should tell Hermione how he feels. But how can he? (Songfic)

Draco felt he had every right to pursue Harry, as long as it was in private.

To keep someone forever? That is what Harry wants. Harry, a sleeping Ginny, morning, contemplation, and jitters.

Everyone has to die sometime. And Trevor... Well, lets just say... What a way to go!

Another addition to the HairyDragon fables. You know how the story goes, but mine has a few twists...

Ron, determined to be a protective older brother, decides to send Dean a friendly owl over the summer defending his sister's virtue. He is surprisingly bad at this... read to see him struggle with deathless prose, a lack of firearms, and unhelpful older brothers.

You can't live in a dream world forever... or can you? The actors for the Harry Potter movies are doing their last movie... they'll miss it, but after recieving a letter, they might not have to...

What if Narcissa left Lucius?

It only takes four years to see how the results of one wish will change the lives of everyone. Four years of memories leading to a road of destruction and darkness. For some the change will be triumphant, for others the change will bring upon death and despair. But will the man who influenced these changes be happy with his wish? Can he accept the changes or will he follow the pathway of regret?

Harry and Draco get sent to New Orleans for the summer where they stay with the LeBeau's. But as ever trouble isn't far behind them. A year full of danger, adventure and a little bit of romance soon follows. Crossover with X-Men.

During their fifth year at Hogwarts, the Marauders get a very interesting surprise when a contagious, personality-altering potion is slipped into James' drink. Who did it and what will happen in the process of finding that out?

Eliza Smythe, a young witch brought up on a magical pyrate ship, finishes her schooling at Hogwarts by order of her father, Captain Smythe, the Soothsayin\' Hooligan. Shortly after she begins attending, she receives half of treasure map from an old friend. Adventure ensues. Yay!

The sequel to Breaking Glass. A short fic set during, right before, and right after Easter vacation, mainly concerned with relationships. Contains Draco's surprising talent for music, a ghost with no gender, the reason for Harry and Draco's dinnertime talkativeness, an extremely twisted family relationship, and SLASH (H/D, OC/another OC).

Double Fantasy: the long-awaited sequel to both "The Cruel Fate of the Innocent" and "The Dueling Club Revisited". Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and all the other people that you'd expect in any respectable humorfic come together for Christmas dinner.

When some nasty Slytherins figure out that hurting Harry through Hermione will be easier than they thought, can Hermione keep their friendship afloat, or will they stop talking all together?

Ginny/Tom. After years passed, he still has the power to control her. She cannot resist. What’ll happen on this rainy October night when those two meet again?

When Draco Malfoy is badly injured during the war he loses his sight and finds himself a prisoner of the enemy. Ironically enough, the only person he has left to depend on happens to be the same individual who blinded him in the first place.

Three girls are in love with one boy. None of them know that the others are in love with that boy. Something happens that may test their love for the boy and their friendship.

War. Darkness. Sitting and waiting for the dawn. "'We still have to kill some time,' Hermione said - wrong choice of words. She pulled her eyes away from the single flame. She looked up, first at Ron, then over her shoulder at Harry. 'What do you want to do later?' 'What?' 'I mean, what do you want to do afterwards?'" Afterwards?

"You betrayed me, Severus. Betrayal does not go unpunished by me." Severus Snape, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry's Potions Master, lifted his head defiantly, ignoring the pain coursing through his body. Death Eaters milled around him, their ivory masks contrasting drastically with their black robes. Severus smiled inwardly. He would show him. What is that Muggle term... I might be down, but I am not out. Interesting. Here I am thinking about the very people I was trained for the better part of my life to hate.

Hermione married the man she promised to spend forever with, but she carried with her a secret that was the result of her one night with another man she learned to love.

Harry is looking after his young grandson when an old friend arrives with an interesting proposition. Set several months after 'A Tale of Two Twins'. Short, fluffy.

When the Gryffindor Four started marauding, they were careful not to give themselves away.

The war is over. Harry Potter sleeps. Hermione worries. Draco asks the questions that can't be answered.

This is the first chapter in the story that is basically Snape's life. How he started out good and then went downhill. Lily/Snape for the beginning, but... you'll see.

It's the story of Sirius Black time spent in Azkaban. So far it's only about his first night and day in Azkaban, but future chapters will cover his prison years up to his escape in PoA. Sirius is sort of in shock at first, then all his emotions come flooding in. He keeps trying to "think happy thoughts" to keep the despair away, but that's rather difficult when a dementor walks by every two minutes. Contains some flashbacks to the Marauders' Days at Hogwarts, as well as a post-Hogwarts scenario. Those are the funny parts; the rest tends to be rather serious (or Sirius...).

Ron has finally told Hermione he loves her. Then he runs out leaving her alone.

The darkness, a blackness apart from the night, began to creep back into their world. And they fought, and bled, but what kept the sickness of fear and doubt at arm's length was "Caribbean Blue" and "Habanera", glowing and forcing itself into the very foundations of Hogwarts. Veins of silver, copper and gold raced through the very heart of their world as they played and played into the late night. A Trio fic, f. The Bloody Baron.

Ron tries to tell Hermione how he feels about her ... but gets an unexpected response. A short R/Hr/H fic.

Sequel to Okay, It Had to be Done! Yes, it's a while, because my ...um pet...dictionary has been sick. Now where was I? Oh yes, another well-written, plotfilled successful parody of Harry Potter fanfiction... couldn't make it so I've given you this instead. Thank you for your time, and get some tape for your sides.

Dung Fletcher wants this breakfast to be perfect; a meal to remember. There just a minor problem...

Death is running rampant, but not just hate-murders, but suicide. The thoughts of a girl who has done wrong and wishes to repent, but her love cannot forgive her...

Harry and Remus go back one last time to Grimmauld Place for Sirius' personal remains. Up in the attic, in Kreacher's dusty world of secrets they find a painting hidden for years...

Things look different from another point of view.

Harry faces down Voldemort, and explains the real reason for the final battle. (slash)

Where would you go if there was no one you could turn to? Who would you confide in if your world turned its back on you? A post-OoTP fic. *Will contain slash, nothing too graphic though*

Remus is going about his everyday life when a letter that can't have been written drops into his tea.

An unusual chain of events in which Colin Creevey reveals his fanboy side, Snape gets angry, Harry and Draco work together and then recieve detention, and all in all, things are rather odd. Amusing, but odd.

Another parody--this one of just about every romance with Remus and/or Sirius ever written. Contains TONS of implied naughtiness, both slash and het, and also some rather opinionated ranting. Read at your own risk!

Meet fifteen-year-old Elizabeth, as normal as can be... well, up until her world is turned upside down her own mother -- The Order, the trio and DEs will be major players too. Chap 1: ‘What did you expect, dear? A magic kids school? Brooms? Wands? Secret villages? People wearing cloaks, living in the Middle Ages? Writing with... with quills, and parchment? Really, Beth...! Hocus Pocus! Silly.... Sheer folklore... dear.’

"Perhaps the sage beneath our feet bore some emerald prophecy. When we left Hogwarts in its shades of rainbows and shadows, we left behind our crimsons and our vermilions, letting them slowly rot away with the pink I had burned."````Not all love stories have happy endings, but that doesn't make them any less colorful. A story about how you never forget your first love, how they always leave their canvas hanging on some corner of your heart; and how you jump between the present and the past in the memories that still haunt you.

Actions do not always mean what they seem, forgiveness does not always come with a price, and death is not always goodbye. A Remus/Sirius fic. Post OotP. Rated R for slight language, but nothing very graphic at all. A bit angsty and quite a tearjerker, so let the reader beware!

Love isn't always easy, especially when it isn't reciprocal. H/G angst

Hermione is silently reeling over the death of Sirius. Will one conversation, with the person you least expect, help her deal with her grief?

Having watched the easy camaraderie between them with silent longing, and now having the door held open for him by James Potter himself, Remus badly wanted to say yes. But he couldn’t.

Yet another of those stories I wrote to explain the odd names in Harry Potter... Draco.

They were children playing adult games of war, but did that make them heroes?

A lonely evening for Ron, spent in solitude away from friends and family, when all of a sudden an old friend shows up at the door beaten, bruised and poisoned. Now, with the help of his friends, he's out to find how it happened and who's behind it. What he didn't expect was to fall in love during it all.

He was her protector, the only one standing between her and the storm. "I will always be here for you," he had said. "You are stronger than they are, because you have faced evil and overcome it." He was her evil.

Barriers Arc. A series of vignettes set against a background of civil unrest and impending war. ````Draco was faced with the prospect of finally losing his beloved. Major angst. Yes, this is a homo-erotic series.

Five years. That's how long Neville Longbottom has put up with Severus Snape, and he is fed up. With the help of the Weasley Wonder Twins, Neville takes out his comical revenge on his greatest fear. With a boggart in a hat box and a camera, I can't imagine what will happen next.

Draco decides to end it all; can you guess his reason?

"Young Harry Potter was always different from the other children, preferring the company of his books and the dusty corners of the local library to playing games in the park with his sisters. Aged fifteen, he was exactly the same, except for one thing: an obsession." [One-Shot] [Slashy] [AU]

It’s Harry’s fifth year. Something sinister is attacking him. New spells create havoc with our favorite hero. Can Ron and Hermione save him in time (along with some help from Madame Pomfrey and gasp! Snape)?

This is a story about love. Is adoration the true fuel of love? When the pedestal is taken away, can that love survive? When a lie is revealed, can it still?

Candice (Candy) Sheehan is the new girl at Hogwarts, transferring from her old school with magical powers beyond anything any student could ever accomplish at school, except for maybe Tom Marvelo Riddle or the great Harry Potter. What happens when she falls in love with the one, the only Draco Malfoy? What happens when a so-called myth becomes reality??

The moon is an intoxicating thing, and it can cause tranformations on many levels.

He should have guessed something wasn't right the first time, but he would have plenty of opportunities to wonder what exactly was wrong with his small, quiet wife... Explores the depth of Tom Riddle's effect on Ginny Weasley, and her slow spiral into something much more than insanity, where she brings everyone else along for the ride. Rated R for some racy bits and mild gore. A lovely Gin N' Tonic for the dark at heart.

Another dark monologue. He's being buried and yet...he's still alive because immortals never die. Even when they should.

Before Harry's last fight with Voldemort, he thinks about what might happen and how much Hermione (mostly Hermione) and Ron mean to him. Prequel to "Blessed." [Not sad.]

A friendship which started with a rescue and a romance which started with a name. My H/D Valentine's tribute.

Now ensnared in the Nexus, we get to see how things are for young Harry Voldemort. Will things ever be 'normal' again?

Cho is thinking about her feelings for Cedric, Harry and Michael.

After Hermione disappears at the end of Harry's summer, unusual things begin to catch his attention. Snape begins to look like a real vampire each day, and Harry starts having visions of a girl prowling around the school every night...

Sequel to "The Shotgun Bride." The further adventures of redneck!Draco and Ginny as they deal with family, friends, marriage and everything else that comes their way.

Sirius Black wanted to be a good godfather. He really did. Now he has a second chance.

Story written, actually, for an honours English class. Severus Snape reflects on his mentor and the rest of society, after Goblet of Fire.

Ford is one lonely being who justs wants some loving. He finds a sexy and glamorous babe in the forest one night. Will poor old Ford find his one true love? Ford Anglia/Sirius' Motorbike

Remus is in a monstrously bad mood when he thinks his favorite Weasley forgot his birthday, but what if the werewolf is wrong? [Slash]

I Was Here. Behind the branded goodness and heroism, and a life of responsibilities, trifles and violence, what is life for Harry Potter? What can bring a hero’s demise other than defeat? Thoughts before the grave. The true story of Harry Potter according to Harry Potter himself.

Draco reflects on what it is to love. This fic is sad. :(

It's Halloween and Draco is bored stiff out of his mind. So, what does he get up to in the Forbidden Forest? Who does he, unfortunately, meet there unexpectedly? Something goes terribly wrong; will Draco have to live with it forever? Find out who and what Stompy is!

Chris Heve has been sorted into Slytherin, and that's just where he belongs. He's certainly ambitious. The strange nature of his ambition, though, will bring him into conflict with his roommates as soon as he can say, "muggle."

How is it to spend four days upside down in a toilet? Montague tells his story!

A short fic involving what Voldemort says to Bellatrix after taking her from the Ministry of Magic.

Hermione works hard, some would say too hard. What happens when perfect, amazing Hermione finally cracks under the self-inflicted pressure? Set in seventh year, a scene with monologue interspliced.

Ron has a secret that only Harry knows yet. Draco's parents have died; Crabbe and Goyle have left school...

Set in seventh year. A wide rift has formed between the Trio and events are moving to either reconcile them, or drive them apart forever.````Work In Progress - feedback greatly appriciated

If she didn’t love him so much, she might be tempted to give him a swift kick. Scratch that, she was tempted. Stupid prat. One-shot.

Just another late full moon night in Azkaban, with a solitary voice cutting through the whimpering silence.

Maia Christine Knight is a relatively normal, average Slytherin girl. It's an image she wants to keep up. However, her father is back - actually has been for over a year, but finally remembered her. It isn't easy being the Dark Lord's daughter (whom he dotes upon), especially when you're given the task of 'seducing' Harry Potter. Yep. As predicted, it all does end in a crazy mess. It doesn't help when you have to deal with an amorous Malfoy, jealous rivals, and a suspicious Granger. But she has help from her friends, in the form of the brilliant but violent Theo Nott, the 'weirdo' Blaise Zabini, and Steph Nott (she's having more fun with this than she should be). Unbeknownst to Maia, though, Dumbledore and Snape have ahold of her diary...

Harry is hurt. He doesn't understand what is going on with his lovelife anymore.

Malfoy became a Death Eater and was caught by Harry. For his punishment{on Harry's request}, he was turned into a ferret. He escapes into a nearby house, which happened to be Neville Longbottom's. Just a warning, the narrators are insane! This is where our story begins...

One night Harry discovers a letter from a Death Eater and learns that there is not much difference between Light and Dark.

[One-Shot, Post-Hogwarts] Hermione is feeling a little insecure.