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The title says it all. This is a parody of the classic Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch...

Is Snape really the ‘hard-shell-soft-core’ character whom we love to describe (me, too!) in our snapefics? Maybe he mislead us… But maybe we wanted to be mislead… This is a fic about how Snape possibly COULD be, although you might won't like what you find (I don't *g*) . No fluff, no romance - solely dark.

Harry Potter has seen many different battles in his short lifespan. Everyone has lost loved ones, even the famous ones like the Boy-Who-Lived...

Lily Evans hates James Potter. How could she not? He's obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate...and then she has Divination. In the class she actually realises that when he's himself, he's okay, and of course, just to complicate everything, there's that vision...

Set the summer after OotP. Harry's having troubles sleeping...

He understood with perfect clarity that this was what she needed, not some overblown romantic gesture, but proving herself still desirable in a moment of sweet solace. DMHG.

Musical tranquillity helped her in her past as it does presently. In its enigmatic eloquence of language, uttered by the strings beneath her fingers, it allows her to feel, to be confident, to observe and it also attracts the forbidden.

The Marauders have left one hell of a legacy. Follow a single night of the Marauding Softpaws, Whitestripe, and Trigger as they play a simple yet effective trick.

A hard beginning maketh a good ending... A series of vignettes exploring the relationship between two dynamic rivals. May include fluff, pseudo-angst and and some ruthlessly rewritten proverbs. Tumultuous origins? They’re worth it for the finale.

A HP romantic comedy, strongly based on Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing. If you know the play, Harry is Claudio, Ginny is Hero, Draco is Benedick and Hermione is Beatrice. If you don't really know the play, Harry and Ginny are in love, and plot to make Draco and Hermione fall in love too. Fluffy and funny, relevant ships are H/G and D/Hr.

It's been two years since Harry defeated Voldemort, but the cost of victory was high. Now, Harry and Ron are Aurors, hunting down Voldemort’s remaining Death Eaters with a terrifying fervour. As they strike back at those who took so much from them, they will learn that what was lost can be found, that what was jaded can be made new, and that lessons are to be learned from the scars of their hearts, if only they're willing to trust again.

When it's too late to do anything but glide around, halfway between life and death, someone brings comfort to the girl he used to know. And she is comforted. They are happy.

Ginny says she's stopped loving Harry, but is that really true? Songfic to Evanescence's "Going Under".

Two houses, both alike in honour and tradition. In the fair castle of Hogwarts, where we lay our scene, an ancient grudge breaks out into open hostility. When wizard blood makes wizard hands unclean a pair of star-crossed lovers take their lives.

And so the old adage is true: Love conquers all.

When Ron and Hermione have a final blazing row, who will be there to pick up the pieces?

The proximity of a Dementor is a curious thing. DarkFic.

"No one stops to consider for a moment why I'm so dependant on those books of mine, why I have so many. I am different. I do not prattle, I do not gossip, I do not twirl my hair and flutter my lashes. Clothing is meant to cover my nakedness, not flaunt my body. I am not covered in cosmetics, nor do I read the silly rags that the girls in my dorm read. I seek knowledge, and truth. I want permission to be myself. I want to walk down the halls of my school, of my world, without hearing the half-whispered remarks about me. I want to sit with my friends, and know that they appreciate my company, and not the fact that I can revise their homework. I want to live." A moment in Hermione's life, where she contemplates her past, present, and future.

There are those moments in life that you don't believe you will get through. You dread them and crave them at the same time. Hermione struggles through what would have been her weddingday, memories, and the search for her fiance.

Snape falls for a Malfoy for the second time in his life.

Sirius wants to tell James and Peter about his relationship with Remus, but Remus is scared. How long can they hide it after Remus shows up to breakfast one day with an all-too-obvious lovebite on his neck?

A secret broke them apart, and a tragedy will bring them back together. Only then can they find the remedy.

Sequel to 'Never Been Kissed'. Neville Longbottom and Rebecca Collins try to maintain a relationship while learning about love, life, the opposite and magic.

It's 5 years since the fall of Voldemort, and Hermione is at the very end of her tether; having long since turned her back on the wizarding world, she prepares to turn her back on life itself when one tiny tendril of hope reaches out to her...

Romance is running high in Gryffindor tower. But while Harry's debating a move that may upset Ron, Ron has to try not to hurt Harry. A sweet, quiet romance, with sticky yearnings of the heart and silent, unspoken achings. Our poor Scooby Gang.

An Alternative Universe fic!!! Ever wonder what would've happened if Godric's Hollow happened to be near Malfoy Manor? What if Lucius Malfoy aided the Potters and defeated Voldemort that fateful night? This is one version out of many. Rated PG-13 for suggestive content.

Snape narrates the Ministry of Magic film, How Not to Be Seen.

Someone will always be left in the shadow of another.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron have always been best friends. But best means better than the other, and when romance comes between them, the three have to re-evaluate their places in the trio. An introspective, unfortunately angsty, one-shot.

In a bar in Manchester a dark haired guy gets up to sing for a blond. Will the blond cheer up? Will the karaoke be too much for him? Will Draco be seduced? H/D slash.

Post Hogwarts. Ron and Hermione have been skirting around their feelings for each other for years. Perhaps a little interference from Fred and George would help get them together? Or perhaps not...

If you read between the lines of the Harry Potter books, you might find some very ominous, depressing undertones to them. What could they really mean? Also, a look as to why the fifth book is so late.

"It wasn't until he woke up in the Temple of Isis, with an extra scar crossing his first after the defeat of Voldemort that he realised that everyone was gone. Blank cards, shiny foil-wrapped chocolates and half a greenhouse of flowers surrounded him. He was also very, very alone."

Hermione's secret, the truth behind the "vacations" she's always on, and violent, truthful descriptions of abuse. Why truthful? Take a guess.

Death Eaters on the loose cause nightmares for several people, not least Harry and Hermione. They find a childlike way to comfort each other. Sequel to \\\'Confidence Lost\\\'. H/Hr post-Hogwarts

He barely knew who he was anymore; the world had forgotten about him but he had to hold on... Then she came for him. Someone had remembered him, but who was she and why did she bother.

During his third year of Hogwarts, Remus sets his eyes on a girl that is unlike any other. Two years later, can he make things work?

Seventh year Slytherin student Draco Malfoy falls for transfer student Beaux. With love, hatred, and rivalry building, Draco must confront Harry Potter, along with many other challenges that come with love.

It's been twelve years since the final fall of Lord Voldemort's evil. Harry James Potter is the only surviving wizard left in the world. The magical world, for the most part, has been completely destroyed. Now, it is time for Harry Potter to reveal his story to the Muggle world. It is the end of the magical world, but as he states, "...It is also the beginning of a whole new life."

Very, very dark fic set in the post-war era, when Voldemort is victorious and Draco is his most faithful follower. Not for the weak or faint of heart.

The story of Areta Gabriel. A tale of innocence ripped away, a tale of hatred born and bred. A tale of friendships torn asunder by suspicion and prejudice, a tale of growing up during Voldemort's first reign. Above all else, a tale of survival.

There is a path we walk, between good and evil, between lightness and dark. For Severus Snape, the only thing he depends upon to walk that path is a strong pair of shoes.

Draco learns that his life isn't as hard as he makes it out to be when he finds someone desperate for help.

What if the events of OoTP never happen? What if Hermione was abandon by her friends and is spending the summer with the Malfoys? This is the a AU of her summer after OoTP.(Ships~ Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Lavender, Pansy/Boy!Blaise, Gregory/OC)

Rita Skeeter meets Weird Al Yankovic's song "Watching Too Much Jerry Springer". The result? Total chaos!

Katie Bell’s musings on men and dance.

Christmas is always a special event, but especially when you're spending your first together as a married couple. When you're still unwrapping one another bit by bit, piece by piece, and still going about the new business of fitting your lives together. ````When Viktor and Hermione spend Christmas at a very crowded Burrow, there's more to be unwrapped than presents. An addition to the Best Laid Plans universe, featuring a festive Mad Eye Moody, a bit of Christmas goose, a cramped bed, a prattling bore, a bit too much eggnog, and the rather dangerous combination of all of the above, plus newlyweds, and mistletoe.

Strange orders arise in a dystopian Hogwarts.

Ron’s thoughts after the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament

The night of the third task in the Triwizard Tournament is one of great rejoicing in Azkaban.

An upside down tale. What's going on with Myrtle and her bathroom?

Harry/Ginny and Ginny/Tom. Evil often makes its home in the heart you most suspect. If given the choice, what would you choose? The hero or the villain, the past or the future, to trust or to risk?

Living in the house on Grimmauld Place, Nymphadora Tonks begins to lose herself in the face of her family's history. Written for McKay's Classic Canon Challenge, based off The Haunting Of Hill House by Shirley Jackson.

Why DOES Draco hate Ron so much?

The war ended a decade ago. Everyone has moved on with their lives. Suddenly, Draco's mark begans to glow and he receives letters from someone he dismissed long ago. He and the others begin to question if the war is really over.

A songfic to Your Song by Elton John. It looks at the romance of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley.

I am so tired now from trying figure out Draco. I was always digging for some key to his heart. Unlike you, I had it easy. Your dark blue, stained from previous days

Homework papers can be dangerous. Especially when Tom Riddle is your editor...

Harry Potter finally gets a chance to shag Severus Snape. What's the catch?

To Whom It May Concern- What is the difference between giving up on someone and giving someone up? Is there one? I didn't used to think so...but that was until I came to a decision about Harry Potter. -Ginny Weasley

Sequel to Adventures in Hogsmeade and The Firefly Still Glows. Summer holiday has begun after the end of the 5th year, and both Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy go home to their respective families. A very twisted coming of age story, with some touches of humor. Rated R for violence.

Post-OoP. When Lord Voldemort receives a mysterious package, the wizarding world is never the same. Total parody of HP fics, featuring: Angst!Harry, Slash!Lucius, Penitent!Voldie, & everyone's favorite, Mary Sue. Not to mention Evil!Floof.

A daughter would do anything to please her father.

Hermione vanishes when she is hit with one of Voldemort's spells during the final battle. Is she dead or alive? Will Ron be able to find her and bring her back?

Where is Hermione? Why is she nowhere to be found? And just why is there a tropical island in the Room of Requirement? All these questions and more stem from Hermione feeling very stressed as she prepares for her NEWTS. But when Ron finally finds her, can he manage to confess his feelings without embarrasing them both? Ah, more questions...

Sometimes, it's hard to accept that what you've believed all your life may be wrong... but there'll come a time when you have to make a choice.

The end never comes when you expect it, and sometimes even acceptance cannot save you. An SLS AU.

At one time in my life, a time that seems so far away now, I would have been one of them. Surrounded by friends, laughing without a care in the world. But things change. People change. [Harry/Draco, Post-Hogwarts]

Are you tired of those fics that have the most insane ships EVER? Ships that if they happened would completely change the plot of the canon? Well I am. I, the evil authoress, send the HP characters on a journey, meeting people from other books/TV shows, to break an evil spell causing the maddest pairing ever. Hilarity ensues.

Revenge is soooo sweet!

"Never leave me, Tom." The games children play. The events of one fateful night, told backwards through the eyes of one Virginia Weasley.

Ron and Hermione are expecting another baby, so Donald goes to stay with his grandparents while Hermione is in the hospital. A seriously fluffy fic set after 'Ronald and Donald'.

Green. Red. Slytherin. Gryffindor.

"For neither can live while the other survives..." A tale of adventure, pain, romance, destiny, and the discovery of what it means to be a hero.

Draco always makes crêpes on Christmas morning.

Hermione defeats the Dark Lord in her Sixth Year, much to the anger of Harry. All ties between the trio are cut and she returns home a broken woman. But something happens to her that summer, something she believed unthinkable. Her mortality is ripped from her and the hopes of a dying race dropped upon her. Can she bring her true species back to their ruling stature, or are they meant to flounder in the blood of their enemies?

Human beings are sticklers for routine, and no-one likes change when such a thing has been established.``In which Harry gets into a habit and is reluctant to stop. After all, he's a teenage boys, with teenage boy needs...featuring Harry Potter, Marcus Flint and Draco Malfoy in all possible combinations - except all at once.

We all know how thoroughly BORING Divination is, but do we know what Ron is thinking when his mind starts to wander as he watches a certain classmate...?

Ginny thinks anout her feelings for Draco and the life she is choosing to lead by making her final decision. Songfic.

The first of a very different view to the world of magic. What could have happened, what might happen and definitely filled with all kinds of unusual pairings...

Sequel to the Darkness of the Soul. Harry Potter has managed to become unwanted even at Durmstrang, but there's still a prophecy following him around which won't let him leave the Wizarding World alone.

Audrey's parents ran away from Europe when Voldemort first came to power. Ever since she was a year old she lived in the magical community of New York. What is her connection to Voldemort and his regaining of power? What role does she play in the great war against evil? And will she win in the American High School's Quiddich cup?

Lucius Malfoy had a terrible secret, one that no one could ever find out about. But what happens when his secret is found out? Ginny finds the one person who can make her forget Harry. Draco learns a few valuable life lessons, while having his heart broken, and a new girl threatens to break up the trio. RW/HG, GW/OC.

A sad, yet slightly humorous conversation between Remus and Lily a few months before the ill-fated Halloween. It's been done, and it's been done.

A choice made near the beginning of time by a naive girl affects the world even thousands of years later. A darkfic about the fall of the magical race.

Hermione's in love with her best friend, Harry. Can she tell him? She's not the only one competing for his affections! Songfic to Mandy Moore's Crush.

"She couldn’t keep it from Harry for much longer. She had to do something. So she took out a roll of parchment, and began to compose a letter. Now, all she had to think about was the right words to say."

Ron and Hermione bicker over a game of chess, a few rumours about them are mentioned and Ron is brought to ponder how he feels about Hermione. With the help of a few timid touches everything … fits into place… (R/Hr)

An engagement party, thrown by one member of the trio for the two others - which one of them is slightly melancholy, which one has a few doubts?

A strange encounter in the night left Tonks quite shaken, and none other than our favourite werewolf Remus Lupin came to comfort her. There's a bit of mystery and drama in this fic and more romance will definately come in future chapters!

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. They are sent on a Dark Arts course in Royan. Hermione who has been "disowned" by Harry and Ron, is quick to trust Draco, despite his sly ways. Will this trust lead to something more?

What happens when Harry Potter dies? How does everyone react? And more importantly, who is responsible? The answer will surprise you. (Slash H/D)

In Prophecy, I'm recording the story of the Eight, eight people chosen to fight the most evil wizard ever. In Interlude, I'm telling the story of the Patient Child, the wizard they fight.``Alex Tremaine though, is not your typical Dark Wizard.

Sometimes enough is enough and one must take things into one's own hands.

What happens when Harry Potter the boy who lived starts getting terrible nightmares? Will he be able aftermath of all of the dreams?

Ever wanted to read a humor fic that was actually funny? Have you travelled far and wide, through tempest and fog, dune and grove, for the one story that would change your life forever? Look no further, weary wanderer, for the fic of your dreams is finally within reach. Get into the head of a 110-year-old centaur chieftain. He's led a largely sedantary life, bereft of much action and devoid of any fun whatsoever--until now.

p. 713, OotP: Mad-Eye Moody had crawled across the room to where Tonks lay, and was attempting to revive her. [What Harry didn't see - a continuation of the above.]

Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!!!111 How will the others react? Wait and see!!

A slashy send-up/spoof of The Princess Bride featuring Harry Potter and Severus Snape. Guess who's the Bride?

Hermione met Willow Rosenberg on holiday, they now write, telling each other almost everything.