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March, 2002. AU. Voldemort has taken over the Ministry, yet Harry Potter still doggedly remains the Boy who Lived. It's up to his best friend to bring about his death.
In the Shades of Grey by SilverFalcon
06/29/2002Voldemort was finally killed in Harry's 7th year at Hogwarts, after a series of battles leading to his death and a few classmates lost along the way, namely Dennis Creevey and Justin Finch-Fletchly. It was by cornering Voldemort that Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Albus Dumbledore defeated him; as bee hives and ant colonies do, once their leader is lost, the hoard of Death Eater crumbled, most fleeing the country and/or surrendering. However, they've been lulled into a false sense of security; they over-looked a certain someone, someone who took an opportune moment, someone who calculated. Someone who's plans to be the next Dark Lord are going quite well.
Think of Me Fondly by Lapis Lazuli
06/26/2003Sometimes, what you have to offer simply is never going to be enough. Sometimes, you have to love someone enough to let them go. And sometimes, you yourself have to go away in order to begin again. After all, it is the grief that will kill you even if nothing else wants to. *Ginny/Hermione femmeslash*
Dudley's Diary:1996 by AineRose
12/10/2003Dudley-fat, stupid and, er, fat! But he's also innocent(ish) and cute (in a stupid sort of way). See Dudley's life, starting Christmas 1996, when he writes to his cousin...
Tomorrow by Another Weasley
03/03/2002All that matters is falling apart... one man's destruction in one single night
As I Wake With You by MonteLukast
12/06/2002Hermione muses on waking up next to the man she loves. A sort of companion piece to Strega Brava's 'Morning Reflections.'
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by SarcasticMoonGoddes
07/19/2003"Pick a spoon, pick a fork, time to go explore and sir; how many secrets have been kept from my brother? One, two, three; four, five, me!" The childish song has been haunting Harry Potter's dreams since he visited Godric's Hollow with Remus Lupin at the start of the summer. Then a new girl shows up at Hogwarts, and he hears her singing the song at night. Who is this mysterious Cypress? What is this song that she sings? What is the room haunting his dreams? And why does it feel like everything is just getting worse?
Naturally Yours by Jenz1205
08/14/2005What do you do when your perfect world crumbles and you find comfort in the last person you would expect? What do you do when you find yourself falling for that person? Is it real or is it because you are on the rebound?
The Choice by daughterofthemoon
09/07/2003Whenever evil has reached its peak, a choice must be made that can either help or destroy the world. It's Harry, Hermione, and Ron's sixth year at Hogwarts and trouble is brewing. This story has it all! Drama, Romance, Humor, Fantasy, Action, and even a bit of Horror!
The Founders' Tale by Bastet
01/03/2005A pile of parchment, the makings of an epic tale and a possibility for fame, is brought to a young witch who once attended Hogwarts. The Founders' Tale, she decides to call it once she begins to copy the words. That story in itself is one never before told to the Wizarding World, full of intrigue, love and hate--the true story of Rowena, Helga, Godric and Salazar and the mighty school they built. And yet the story of who found that document and why it was there of all places is one just as puzzling and intriguing...````Rated R for future events. This is a mature story about four adults (six if you count Ginny and Draco) and though it should not be overly explicit, it is best to be safe.
The Ghosts of You and Me by Kenobi
11/06/2003When Thirty-year-old Draco Malfoy meets a mysterious cloaked woman in The Tiny Tankard, he knows that he will have a rollercoster ride into the past, whether either of them are ready for it or not. (Most of the story takes place right after OotP.)
Kings and Pawns, Emperors and Fools by Rebeli angeli
12/12/2003A strange Ice-queen transfers from Beauxbatons, France in the trio's seventh year. Is she really who she claims to be? Time travel, duels, romance, *what more could you possibly want?* Later on Hermione Granger/Salazar Slytherin
What Ron Did by lost_in_the_rain
03/01/2004This is it, people. The fifth and final installment in the Harry\Hermione\Ron love triangle. We all know how Harry and Hermione feel about each other, and we know Ron knows. So what exactly does Ron thing about the H\Hr ship? Well, read and find out!!! (Sequels to "AND SHE'LL NEVER KNOW," "I ALMOST SAID 'I LOVE YOU'", "WHAT HARRY DID", and "A BITTERSWEET KISS."
Better or for Worse by Her Majesty
01/01/2002Due to the fact that Hermione’s father had custody of her after her parents separation, Hermione moved around a lot before her father settled back in England. Hermione receives the letter that she is to start at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, even if she is now fifteen. There, she meets the famous Harry Potter, his best friend the troublemaker Ron Weasley, and his little sister, Ginny. They have an adventure of their lives with Hermione at Hogwarts now...
Ginny admits a secret. How does he react? Who is he? Who does Ginny really love? And does he love her back?
Newts aren't for Eating by George TRACK
04/29/2005In the deep silence of the night, a shadow-cloaked figure moved stealthily across the manicured lawns in the quiet suburban street of Privet Drive. Silhouetted against the pitch-black sky, the figure stopped in front of an ordinary looking house...Hermione starts the new year with a Midnight Meeting of Nothing
Possessive Anger by AngelSpirit
10/08/2002Harry/ Draco. Lucius finds out his son's secret and vows to destroy it. How will Draco react to his father's angry actions?
Meddlesome Human by Ayla Pascal
01/31/2004"You had always known your prejudices. Against Mudbloods. Against half-breeds. Against children. But you thought you could overcome these prejudices. You thought you could be different. But you were wrong."
She's a... Lady? by AbstractConcept
07/07/2005A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go--to save Severus--and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.)
Insane Misery by GinnyPotter
01/20/2003Ginny's about to embark on her seventh and last year at Hogwarts, so she decides to spend a bit of time alone. Little does she know, a stroll in Diagon Alley can lead to unlikely consequences; and from the most unlikely people. What it is..is insane...it's misery.
Blurring Perceptions by Nuada
10/22/2001Morgan Moon, whose last name was only mentioned in the 1st book. She was sorted into Slytherin, but makes the most of the situation. She is brash, sarcastic, confident, and smart. Who will she end up with and whose relationsips will become unsure of where they stand?
Interviews, the DADA Teachers Talk Show! by LupinWolf7
02/07/2004Welcome to a segment of Interviews, the DADA Teachers Talk Show! This sickly show is like a combination of a super cheesy David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey show with your twice as cheesy host Cornelius Fudge! This show is the reason talkshows and Harry Potter do NOT mix.
Hermione's Revelations by BaBooM
02/05/2004While venturing though an unknown passageway in search of the headmaster, Hermione makes a discovery that not only begins to unravel well kept Hogwarts' secrets (that include the history of the founders and events onward) but also the mysteries surrounding herself.
Kirsten and Tamsin by Fabio P. Barbieri
01/13/2004Two young girls come to Hogwarts from a background that is both unmagical and uncool. They will face snobbery, ignorance, and sometimes just plain evil. They will find themselves alone and depressed - until they turn to each other... until they make terrible choices... Until they have to show both all the good and all the bad that is in them.
A Second Chance by L. K. Weasley
03/31/2003A few months had passed, but it seemed that just yesterday she had given up on Harry Potter.... See what happens between Ginny and Harry....
Crossing the Road by Miss420
01/26/2003This is a standalone fic that takes place six months after 'Naturally Attracted.' Harry has plans but something is troubling Hermione. Will Hermione's troubles interfere with Harry's plans? Alicia is finding the new arrival hard to cope with but can Ron understand why?
Once Upon a Time by Lazy_neutrino
04/25/2004Who would have thought that Peter Pettigrew could end up as the hero of a child's fairy tale?
One More Hand Me Down by hazyfairytale
01/06/2004'Hermione stood up and walked across the room where she stood next to her husband with one hand on the small of her back and the other on his shoulder. "And you're not a hand me down either."'
Happiness Is Just Around the Corner by heatherpotter13
09/01/2005Ron and Luna are getting married and Ginny has a mystery date. Harry is being nosy and learns something that will make his world beautiful! Ron/Luna, Harry/? Ginny/?
Just Like a Pill by Aquamarine
07/07/2002Ginny Weasley is caught up in the dangerous, dark underworld of the dark side, drugs, and hopelessly enslaved to loving Tom Riddle - can Draco help save her? songfic, ginny/tom/draco love triangle.
In Print by Amelia Abican
07/17/2003She was never normal to begin -- is Luna Lovegood's sanity really such a loss? Ginny thinks so. In the first story of this series, she recounts her 5th year at Hogwarts and her growing friendship with Luna.
If Thou Must Love Me by AliceMione
06/12/2003"The Gryffindor felt somewhat embarrassed. They had never talked about it so openly before, and Dracos reoccurring mentioning of his love for him clung awkwardly to the atmosphere in the room."````How is one supposed to explain the reasons for ones love?
The Millennium's Curse by Takeda Lee
12/26/2002All has been fairly quiet since Harry's graduation, at least in terms of Voldemort. However, when Harry finds out a way to defeat the Dark Lord, he jumps at the chance. On the quest for the curse, he meets an OC, but not one you have ever seen before, and he finds out more about his friends than he ever knew.`` It's a race against the clock and evil. Can Harry make it? And when the time comes, will everyone be able to do it? Either way, it will forever change their lives, and in the end, is it a good or bad thing?
The Empire Strikes Out by Jewels
07/21/2002I was challenged by Yoda (from GT) to create a Harry Potter/Star Wars melded fic where the Harry Potter characters would take on the roles of the Star Wars characters. Harry would become Luke Skywalker, Draco would be Han Solo, Ginny would be Leia, Dumbledore would be Obi Wan Kenobi, Sirius would play Chewbacca, Dobby would be R2D2, and Fred/George would be Yoda. I took the liberty of altering names of characters and places from both stories and even added a few additional ``people. Sorry Hermione fans- she heard about this and ran very far away and is ``therefore not represented.
One Last Moment Together by Saitaina
11/20/2001Sometimes, all you have is this moment in time, when the world stops, and you have each other.
Thirteen Years of Christmas by NotMollyWeasley
01/31/2005Percy and Hermione grow and then grow closer over 13 Christmases. Sometimes the best romances are the ones that seem like they should have been there all along.
Drowned Hearts by Lemon Drop
09/25/2003Liana Porter was fun, cunning, friendly, in love, and killed by the Dark Lord. Will she get her revenge as a ghost? Or will she need some major help by a certain Slytherin?
Blood and Roses by Bellemaine Chercoeur
10/29/2003An angry Ginny Weasley accidentally hurts Draco Malfoy. Just how will he respond? Set in Draco’s seventh and Ginny’s sixth Year, with ambiguous allegiances on show.
Promises for the Past by Astraea de Saa
05/08/2007Remus Lupin has an unexpected visit one night that will stay in his mind forever. But... the memory may or may not be a pleasant one. Remus/Lily
Human Clay by THEM
06/29/2002A wizard's death is always a terrible thing. When the wizard is someone who would have proved vitally important in later events, all hell breaks loose.
Cry by R.J. Anderson
11/08/2002To save a life, Snape must resort to desperate measures.
Hermione, age twenty-six, has become one of the most prominent witches in Europe. President of a top designing firm, celebrity, and seen as the most influencial young executive in the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy, ten years after graduating Hogwarts finds his trust fund slowly running low and that many still viewd the Malfoy's as supporters of the dark arts, so with the Malfoy charm he calls in a favor which turns Hermione's world upside down. Not only that, Draco's has a plan--to re-polish the Malfoy name and bring it back to the power and position it once held. ````In the end, will Draco lose everything he thought he wanted, including the only woman he's ever loved?
The Touch of An Angel by Qing-Jou Granger
08/12/2002The song-fic sequel to That Girl, this fluffy, romantic story will capture your heart, with the endearing song by Dana Glover, It Is You. Fluffy G/Dness will ensue.
Whispers in the Dark by Izzy Girl
07/31/2002"Of course my lover was here to kill me! Why else would he come to see me in the middle of summer vacation?" Harry confined to his cupboard under the stairs again. Draco facing a crisis of faith? Whispers in Latin and kisses in the dark. (Harry/Draco)
The Game of Life by Dobby and Winky
04/22/2003The Game of life! Sequels Sequel to truth or Dare the Sequel, Sequel to Truth or Dare. They do that stuff the title says and someone else gets carried away. Ron speaks...French?
I Hate by etoiledelanuit
03/03/2004My twist on how James and Lily got together over their years at Hogwarts, loosely based on Shakespeare's first sonnet. It takes Lily a long time to realize that she doesn't hate James Potter as much as she thinks.
Suffocate Me by Deirdre Riordan
05/19/2004Harry returns to Hogwarts some years after finishing school, but his reasons aren't exactly what he thought.
A Fairy Tale in Pop Music by Violet And Baudelaire
08/02/2004In a strange twist of fate, Ron ends up serenading Hermione with an N'Sync song... will Ron be doomed to become a hopeless member of a stupid boy band, or will he win his darling? A fluffy R/Hr fic! Post-GoF, pre-OotP written.
First Time and Forever by firedragon_luver
05/23/2004…Always remember, not me not he, but from this day forward it is but we …
Revelations and Results by fenriswolf
03/22/2004Seventh year, Hermione has a boyfriend from Ravenclaw, but all is not wonderful. What will Harry do when he finds out?
The Old Crowd by K.A. Flower
03/12/2002At the end of book four, Sirius Black is sent out to collect ‘The Old Crowd’. But who are they? And what can they do to help against Voldemort? 2 story series.
Undomesticated Goddess by Sharp Tongued
12/29/2004A surprise gone wrong makes for an interesting moment in a marriage.
Nightmares, Scars, and Bunnies: Oh My! by Selene
11/07/2001It's about Harry's scar... is it really what it seems? A short little thing written by a very bored Selene
Green Eyes and Crimson Roses by gryffindorkylie
09/21/2004"Will you remember, Harry? Will you remember me and our love?"
A New Secretary by Karen
02/03/2003Hogwarts has ended for all of the Weasley family. The children have moved on to jobs, fiances, and having their own life. Poor Ginny, though, just restarted hers. She comes back home with her new job, but her new boss is someone that complicates this entire "perfect situation". Blind dates, drunk nights out, sibling protection, and love.
Hubris by AllisonfromRavenclaw
11/11/2002"I hurt him to save his life, though he may never understand that, and I don’t expect him to. But doesn’t he realize that he has been hurting me every day of his life, saving my life? I hurt him to the point of death, maybe, but he will not die. He will be healed, if only physically. I wonder if I will ever explain this to him. It is doubtful; he is not the only one who suffers the damnation of hubris." -- A short fic mostly dealing with the psychological. And when it's Snape, you know it's gotta be good!
Momenti Mori by Blue Thestral
11/20/2003Sirius is not dead! A mysterious Black family member turns up and Draco finally finds someone who is almost as 'nice' as him!
The Secrets Libraries Reveal by LeeleePotter
11/25/2002Part 2 of the series: Hermoine writes about the trip to Hogsmeade. What happened in front of Zonko's, what does she find out about one she likes and the other she can't stand and who is about to confirm her suspicions for her.
Yule Dream of Me by PeterMurray
12/09/2002After the Yule Ball in GoF, Ron dreams about the ball and Hermione. H/R A companion piece to I\\\'ll Dream of Yule.
A Case of the Potters by Penelope_Penyfeather
03/11/2004James likes Lily. But he doesn’t know that Lily has a very bad case of Potteritis. Chaos ensues. A Lily/James fic with a hint of Sirius/Remus. Slightly AU.
Best Laid Plans - Time Flies by Miss Yetigoosecreature
04/09/2004Third in a series where a decision, an accident, or a random twist of fate changes the rest of the story. The war’s over, life is a lot more ordinary these days, and Harry and his friends are all grown up and married. Ginny and Neville, Harry and Hannah, Ron and Susan, Viktor and Hermione. There’s only one thing missing in their seventeen year marriage, as far as that last couple is concerned. A baby. ````It seems that using magic to help begin a life, like ending it, is no feat to be taken lightly. When the others set out to offer a bit of assistance, they find that the best laid plans don’t always go right. Time Flies: You know, some things really shouldn't be rushed...
Five Things That Never Happened To Tom Riddle by Vivien
11/30/2004Five different realities, five different facets of an enigmatic character.
Detective Work by Technomad
07/04/2002This story is set in the _Slytherin Rising_ AU. What happens when ``a Ravenclaw decides that Gilderoy Lockhart's Got To Go? Cat-fights and a Cunning ``Plan...and a critique by none other than everybody's favorite Potions Master!
Flaming Red Tears by Malfoyman
02/04/2003Set after the Yule Ball. Hermione goes up to bed, and after finding Ginny there, they get talking about Harry, Ron, Krum, and the seaside.
Seven Days by Ellipsis
10/03/2003Textbook thievery, pink squishy rooms, detention and flicked potato feature as Draco and Harry discover that a lot can happen in seven days.
The Difference in Normal by Eilan
11/05/2002Two people with a life full of regrets share a secret that if discovered, will mean their deaths. But it's their only way to go on living.
Utter Confusion by elmo
12/27/2003Hermoine finds herself falling for the worst possible person, Draco Malfoy. And when she tells Harry about it he'll do anything to keep them apart. What will Hermione do when she realizes that she holds both Harry and Draco under her spell?
Wrong Turn by LizSnape
11/09/2004What if Harry did not go to the Department of Mysteries? What if he went to a place that would change his life forever? What if he made a wrong turn?
Vernon Dursley observes as three-year-old Harry Potter is visited by a kindly elf on Christmas Night. Based on "The Night Before Christmas."
The Black Heir by LilyJames
11/18/2005Set after HBP. Dumbledore had finally found the one who can open Grimmauld Place, and its not Bellatrix. But now that Dumbledore is dead, who will go find the Black Heir? And how will she change the lives of those around her? And who does she bring back to life?
Le Vice Anglais by Jestabel
04/18/2003Remus Lupin has a little problem, one that really should prevent him from teaching at Hogwarts, and it's not the obvious one...
Bells and Beaus by StarryGazer
12/20/2004SLASH Snarry. Short ficlet. Snape found a way of knowing when the Headmaster is about. Secure in this knowledge, he feels comfortable enough to rendezvous with his lover in the middle of the night.
The Decision by Aleka Potter
09/28/2003Harry starts falling for Hermione...and a new girl will turn Ron's world upside down!
Wizard Switch by AnGel EyEz
09/22/2002After being completely insulted yet again in a potions class, Harry is tired of being a student. While in detention, he accidentally creates a potion that allows him a great deal of fun: Harry can switch bodies with people, and he is the only one whom it can work on! Later though, he discovers this potion could very well be the key to defeat Voldemort. Will it lead to victory or tragedy?
She's More by Casey
11/27/2002Lily and James fluffiness. Songfic to 'She's More' by Andy Griggs!
Standby by Gwyn McEnvoy
03/06/2002A rare look inside Ron’s head as a H/H romance blossoms.
Dark Storm by Narcissa
03/15/2003Liriel was a Malfoy. Brought up in wealth; surrounded by darkness. She went to Durmstrang for four years until her uncle decided to transfer her, to be able to keep a closer eye on her progress as a Death Eater Apprentice. She would be going to Hogwarts, where her cousin, Draco, went to school. She had the confidence, the looks, and the air of a true Malfoy, yet something raged deep within her and would soon be brought into the light, bringing unexpected results. (FUNNY... dark coming...)
Midnight Seductress by Starkissed
07/26/2003Draco has a midnight seductress, but not the faintest clue who she is.
Je crois... by Kelsey Potter
01/12/2003Je crois des miracles... Je crois des promenades longes dans le pleut... Je crois des chants mal a' minuit... Je crois toi...
That Night by Little Alex
10/20/2002I'm walking down the streets of London, the Muggle London that eluded me for so long, the part of London I was never allowed to enter lest I inadvertently let on that I'm a wizard. It's about nine in the evening on October the thirteenth, which I think is a Saturday night, judging by the drunkenness of most people my age are. I'm not drunk, though it would probably do me good to take my mind off my life for now. Tonight is reminding me too much of that night. The one I've been trying to tell myself was all a dream for nearly six years now. The night that changed my life's path.
Teachers\' Notes by lolly1981
11/11/2004So you thought that only students pass notes? Certainly not true. Here three teachers discuss the purpose of notes, their pupils\' love loves and other such nonsense. It\'s a whole bunch of silliness, really!
Sticky by Kitty Levina
08/18/2004Sirius has developed a rather unusual habit involving Muggle paper inventions in order to help him gain access to memories he lost in Azkaban. Remus isn't sure he likes it. Set during OotP.
The Morning After the Night Before by Weatherwax
01/19/2003Ginny's graduation from Hogwarts goes off with a bang. This fic was written a decade ago. As such, the grammar and punctuation may not be up to my current standard. However, there are no current plans to rework my older fics.
26 Limericks by Chthonia
12/27/2008A collection of limericks featuring various students, teachers, Death Eaters and others.
The Witness by Baldutha
07/04/2004After waking up late one morning, Ron stumbles upon something no one was meant to see. The shock and coldness it brings out in him surprises himself.``A songfic to Sleep to Dream Her by Dave Matthews Band.
A Kiss From Morgana by Swirly Head
10/30/2001Have you ever wondered where the Dementors come from? This little tale attempts to answer that question…set in the days of the Founders Four.
City Sickness by kaleidoscope
05/05/2003Love is drunk and love is blind.
Forgive Me by hasapi
04/21/2003One-shot. Post-Voldemort. Seventh year. Hermione wrote a letter to Draco that she never meant for him to see. He finds it...
Of All the Things by Kaori Lily Marie Otome XIV
02/27/2003Harry thinks about when he realizes he loves Hermione and how stupid he is for not realizing it sooner. Hermione also has something to say to him. Companion to Without All That.
In the Arms of an Angel by firedragon_luver
06/20/2004Truly love can last for a lifetime even only in memory.
Shag Like Bunnies by Lethe
07/10/2004Seamus is a kinky sort; he has a secret none of his mates know about, and desires that people would find a little hard to understand. A little accidental magic may serve his obsession in an unlikely way.
At the Mercy of Weasleys by padawan potter
02/12/2004Post Hogwarts graduation. Draco and Ginny are getting married, and now must face the task of telling this to her family and a few other 'relations'. Needless to say, no one seemed to receive the news of the engagement with open arms.
Family Album: The Moon and Peppermint by Nineveh
11/04/2003Two patients in the hospital wing discover a unexpected sympathy in one another as Narcissa Black and Remus Lupin find themselves on the same ward. A Slytherin and a Gryffindor, a pure-blood and a half-breed, a sensible girl and an annoying little brat; when you've nothing to read but Hogwarts: A History, it's surprising what subjects can come up in conversation.
The Door to Revelation by Diwata Maharlika
08/11/2003With the aftermath of a failed almost-romance, the start of the war, the stunning revelation of the prophecy, an abundance of unanswered questions, and Sirius Black's untimely death, Harry Potter is definitely facing his most difficult year as yet. It doesn't help that Draco Malfoy becomes a formidable enemy for the first time, and Professor Snape seems to have questionable loyalties. Add to the mix a demanding Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, NEWT classes, and extra defense classes, and surely, Harry has more than he can handle. But what he does not know is that his questions are about to be answered...and he will find out that that the truth indeed hurts, and in more ways more than he could have can ever imagined.
A Gentleman's Footsteps by Kastaka
01/07/2003One man had more to rejoice over than most when Voldemort was finally brought down.
Missing a Weasley by RurouniHime
07/18/2004It's Hermione Granger's twentieth birthday... but someone is missing from the celebration, and it's all her fault. Hr/R, slight H/D
Noticed by Serpent Princess
08/06/2003You wrote because you had to. You didn't notice him. Not for a good three years. But you're glad you did. And you'll wait for him to notice you. He watched you as you wrote. He noticed you before any other guy did, and wanted more than anything for you to notice him. He gave up that idea four years ago. To every girl that's ever wanted to be kissed by Draco Malfoy with your last breath. And die by the hands of him. A Draco/Ginny romantic tragedy.
What Would Harry Potter Do? by Siofra The Elf
05/01/2004When Ginny is six years old, she steals Fred's broomstick and takes a little flight. Nine years later, she's a Gryffindor chaser. Not to mention the fact that she's friends with the one person who inspired her to break out of the box. H/G
Passion by Shire_lover
04/26/2005What if you discover a strange feeling you've felt for a long time that turns out to be love? What if you felt it towards someone you know very well? This is your opportunity to find out.
A Gryffindor Halloween by Virginia L.
11/24/2002What happens when the Gryffindors join a Halloween contest sponsored by the Weasley Wizard Weezes Joke Shop? Ron as a rabbit! Colin as Harry! A love sick Ginny! And a REALLY embarassed Draco!