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A D/Hr fic satire, prompted by the use of the same plot line over and *over* again. Not for the weak of heart or the weak of butt.

This story is a parody of Dickens' The Christmas Carol with our favorite Potions Master taking the starring role. Severus Snape takes a trip through his subconscious and comes out with a greater appreciation for the one person who truly cares about him.

After being injured in the battle at the Department of Mysteries, Hermione is recovering in the hospital wing of Hogwarts. Who is the mysterious apothecary who visits her every night with a new batch of potions?

A twisted tale in which Voldemort (who else?) tries to take over the world by using a concoction of spells to turn him into Barney the dinosaur. If this seems twisted and dumb to you, read the authors note in the first chapter where I try to explain everything. Mainly a fictional (supposedly) account on the Purple One's rise to power in the first chapter, it gradually becomes more and more HP oriented. Totally HP in the third chapter.

In the much anticipated sequel to Diagon Alley, Ron is being a prat. Again. Does his jealousy of Harry stem from something other than the Goblet of Fire? It falls to Hermione to talk some sense into him. Note the trees.

During the summer after Voldemort's downfall, Harry must adjust to a new life and new relationships--with Ginny's help. A sequel to Look to Your Dreams.

If you love Remus J. Lupin (and don't we all?), you've probably wondered what the 'J.' stands for. Sirius Black wonders the same thing, and he isn't above using a chocolate frog to find out.

Imagine if all the HP characters had to act out every single one of their fics? It would be totally twisted. This is my take on what might happen behind the scenes of a D/G fic.

Hermione, Harry and Ron go back in time but they end up in Middle-earth, disguised as Eowyn, Faramir and Eomer.

Severus Snape and Sirius Black. They are divided by an almost inhumanly intensive loathing and nothing could ever change that. Right?… desire, rejection, unused classrooms, assassination attempts and snogs.

15 years after the trio graduates. Now their kids are taking their places at Hogwarts

Why is everyone declaring love for Harry? Why is Malfoy off the Slytherin Quidditch team? Why is Ginny making a list? Why is Hermione so upset? And who is that girl with the funny accent? Too many Unexpected Task ideas combine to confuse everyone. Four chapters.

"All she wanted was to be wanted." Someone to fill the void left by Tom, the unavoidable void for a friend. Ginny battles inner demons and learns a little bit more about herself. Draco's just there.

To keep her job -- sort of -- Marisa Saldivar has to determine why Salem's exchange students keep going native. What's so attractive about a draughty old castle, anyway? Will she figure it out?

It's 1996. The Second War had begun. With the rise of Lost Voldemort, discord and enmity spreads faster than plague. It's a time when you start wondering what your friends talk about when you're not there, and why they ask you such personal question. And during this time of suspicion and mistrust, someone must not only listen to the words of Albus Dumbledore and the Sorting Hat, but also make them become real. As if Ginny didn't have enough on her mind already.

Dumbledore enlists the help of a friend from the States to help his former DADA teachers work through their anxieties.

A more adult sequel to Draco's Diary (It's Secret, Ya Know) on Riddikulus. Eight years on, Draco has grown up a lot. His adventures led him to his first love, Virginia Weasley, and as the years went by she became his true love. But he's pushed her too far, and perhaps she will never return to his arms. He wants to be free from the past, and finally be worthy of her. And so, he starts with this letter, and promises to send her each chapter of his cathartic journey as it is written. An around the world trip to some of the most inspiring and humbling places on Earth, all in an attempt to win back the woman he loves above everything else. Rated for drug use, sexual references, language, intense scenes and the author's fragile mind.

When Severus forces Draco to sacrifice his free time by tutoring Neville Longbottom in the art of Potions making, it is meant as a punishment. Or that's at least how it appears at first. A small, stinky snake, a sneaky Godfather with an even sneakier lover, a lecherous father with his past affairs, Death Eater involvement, and of course the tutoring lessons force both boys to abandon their old masks of (respectively) coldness and incompetence and face each other as they are. Perhaps tutoring isn't such a bad idea after all... SLASH SS/RL DM/NL LM/SB, past SLASH LM/SS LM/RL.

Severus Snape's life wasn't the only one endangered when Sirius Black told him how to get into the Whomping Willow tunnel. In the aftermath of the incident, Remus Lupin is on trial for his life. How will he fare against the prejudices within the Ministry of Magic and within the families of his friends?

"'I'm going to kill him!' Harry thought." As Harry's ill temper continues, he cannot help wondering why he is so irrational, especially when it comes to a certain special girl.... H/G, R/Hr.

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy are as different from one another as they could possibly be, but opposites attract and Ginny and Draco find themselves drawn to one another. As they grow closer and closer, the world in which they live is becoming more and more dangerous. Can they hold onto themselves and each other while the world continues in confusion and their lives become a turmoil of difficulties?

This story is the sequel to 'Harry and Ron are in The Hills'. It is five years after that fateful New Years 'Booze Cruise'. No slash; child humour may require a select mind.

The sequel to 'The Night The Lights Went Out'.

How can James convince Lily Evans to go out with him? Over Christmas break, James get a good idea from an ancient Hindu scripture. Lily/James, seventh year.

Alternate Universe. It had been a given that Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter had been unstoppable in school. A lesser known fact is the fact that they were lovers until the latter met with Lily Evans. However, what happens when it's discovered that Snape was working against the Order, even while providing them with information, and because he had been given the perfect reward. What happens when they stumble upon that perfect reward and it's the last thing they expect?

A single piece of mistletoe hangs from the archway leading to the Great Hall. A story about tradition, hope and the power of a kiss. R/Hr, H/G, others. Happy Holidays.

Ron felt himself scrambling to keep up, desperately aware that he was bound to be left behind, no matter how much of himself he offered, how many stays in the hospital he acquired.

He is a werewolf, she is a pureblood. This kind of relationship should be forbidden, but even they aren't sure about this. They can only hope to survive this.

Updated to comply with Half Blood Prince. “'You do not seek to kill me, Dumbledore.' 'We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom,' Dumbledore said calmly." What are those ways, and what does candy have to do with anything?

(SB/RL slash) Unspoken love is the loudest sound of all.

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Harry is faced with the terrible reality that he alone can defeat Voldemort, a responsibility he shoulders courageously. What happens when startling events begin to take place and new faces appear possessing secrets that hold the key to not only Voldemort’s weaknesses, but to Harry’s future? Coming of age has more in store for Harry than he ever thought possible. Things become more overwhelming than he could ever imagine as secrets begin to unravel, new and old enemies are met, and loyalties are tied. While his fate grows foggier, his choices become increasingly more difficult to make. He realizes that everyone around him is faced with the same decision, to choose between what is right, and what is easy. What will Harry choose?

The Triwizard Tournament comes to Hogwarts bring excitement to Jubilee's otherwise boring fourth year. What she doesn't realize is that the end of it will change everything.

When Ron mentions that Harry is in detention, Hermione realizes that she was going to get something for Harry's poor, written upon hand. With that in mind, Ron and Hermione go on a quest for essence of murtlap. Along the way, they get help from Dobby the house elf and Ginny makes snarky comments. Sequel to Diagon Alley and Of Prats and Dragons.

Pansy wants to get inside Padma's knickers. Padma wants to get inside Pansy's head. What happens when the most intelligent girl in school and the most dangerous one cross wits? *FEMMESLASH*

What is the true meaning of the word "platonic"? Is it really what we think it is, or is it something deeper and could only be achieved by near a miraculous relationship? Spend a day with Hermione and let she tell you what it is like to be really 'platonic'.

It's bottles, powder, diapers and pacifiers for Ron and his friends when a prank's result turns... Infant? 0.o. With their arch rival the sly and evil Draco Malfoy reduced to a mere toddler, their punishment is to 'baby sit' the blond haired Slytherin, until such time as a cure can be formulated. What's a Gryffindor to do?

Draco gets abused and is left to die by Lucius. An angel finds him and takes him into his home and into his heart. The only problem is, Draco wont let anyone near him, apart from his saviour. Will he get through it? Or will he crash and burn? HP/DM

Ginny's finally gotten over her short relationship with Harry Potter, and has found herself falling for the most unlikely person she can think of...but does he really want her? He's nice to her when they're alone, but when they're around other people he becomes completely horrible. Can she make him see that it doesn't have to be that way? (D/G)

What happened after Harry and Hermione left the Great Hall and what Draco had to say about it. A sequel to Humiliation.

This is a world where Voldemort is King. A world where two people have lost everything. In an instant it was done. The Dark Mark was hideous on her flesh, marking the satiny skin of her forearm forever more. Branding her a demon, a monster, but be there no mistake that in my eyes she will always be an angel, going down among the devils because there is no Heaven anymore.

Peter Pettigrew blew up twelve Muggles in 1981, prior to his escape and Sirius Black's incarceration. Because everyone's story deserves to be told, this is theirs.

We all know Harry likes Cho, but will she ever like him back? Even after Cedric?

How Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy fell in love. This is one of the nastiest love stories you are likely to read and only for strong stomachs.

What if one day you woke up to realize thateverything you'd been told about your marriage was a lie? To realize that your own family wasn't what you thought they were? To be torn between right and wrong; love and hate? Ariadne has never had to deal with any of these problems until now, and her world is spinning widly out of control. How long can she hide the truth beneath a blanket of love?

Heavy security is the order of the day at Hogwarts as Harry returns for fifth year. Gryffindor's new Prefect has to maintain discipline over the mutinous house, and Harry has to step in to keep her birthday from being ruined... R/H and a bit of H/G

Discovering a box of old letters in Malfoy Mansion leads Hermione to come up with a plan: get Severus and Lucius together. But what is going to happen when she succeeds?``HG/SS/LM - Post-Hogwarts - AU

James has a crush on Lily, but does she like him too? He finds out one day...

Hermione comes face-to-face, quite literally, with a side of Draco she never imagined could exist. Implied Hermione/Draco ficlet.

A Draco ramble about what he wants from Harry.

When Harry returns to Grimmauld Place, what will he find waiting for him this time? Did a dream about an infamous Voldemort really happen? And why is Harry once again seeing and hearing things that no one else can? What will it take to pull Harry out of the emotional torture being placed on him, and how far will they go to save him? Begins summer after fifth year and continues into sixth year.

After all those years of being the Wizarding World's Wonder Boy, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter is getting awfully sick of it. Even his best friends aren't able to just treat him like a normal kid. What happens when Harry finally realizes that there's always been someone who can?

There's a new girl at Hogwarts and Draco can't decide if he wants to punch her or kiss her. The feeling's mutual. Blood and hormones run high!

What led up to the decision to create the map in the first place? How exactly did they do it? What did they do with it? How did it end up in Filch's drawer?

It is a mother's role to calm and soothe and make the peace. Not everyone is going to succeed and some may not even try.

Harry Potter is in sixth year. He has his friends and is excelling at Hogwarts. But other forces have different plans for him. Soon, Harry is plunged into a world of darkness that even he may not be able to survive.

Set directly after the last chapter of Half-Blood Prince and takes it a little further. While Harry stays behind next to Dumbledore's tomb, he meets someone and realises some things concerning the night the professor died. But how does his new acquaintance fit into all this and what is her purpose in meeting him?

The Marauders, Lily, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Bill are locked in a room and being forced to MST on HPPS/HPSS! What will happen when Bill annoys Lucius to hell, Bellatrix sings and shatters several windows, and Sirius decides to kill Peter?

Harry Potter and his two best friends Hermione and Ron have come to Hogwarts expecting to be visted by Beauxbaton exchange students for the year. But what they didn't expect was for a Beauxbaton student to go missing, vists from old professors and most of all, the Dark Arts happening. Jeez, AND Harry was hoping it would be a quiet year! Dream on!

It was a dark (but not stormy) night when Luna looked out of her hotel room and saw something extraordinary. The Wizarding world was in for a shock. Post-Hogwarts, N/L. Light, but not entirely plotless.

Hannah Abbott's diary during her fourth year. In this story, she's an American who attends Hogwarts on family tradition.

After stumbling into a strange Wal-Mart in his new home town, Jess Mariano meets a new person like he's never known before, Draco Malfoy. But will he be too blinded by his past love and too secure in his own sexuality too realize that he loves him before it's too late?

Okay, this is really hard. It is an MST for POTC. I warn you, plotlessness possibly ahead.

I dedicate this to anyone who is falling in love, has been in love, and wants to fall in love. Ron/Hermione.

Harry, Ron and Hermione have a little fun with the author.

Harry's already graduated Hogwarts AND he's finished his Auror training 5 years after...he and his school friends still live close by and stay in touch....but their lives have changed considerably....

Silly ships are spoofed in an even sillier ficlet. - ``“No,” he hissed. “I have just returned from the Dark Lord. I am in severe pain from the affereffects of the Crucio curse. You will tend to my injuries,” he said, stripping off his clothes.``“Fine,” she said, admiring his thin, paper white body.

The definition of 'love' as defined by Draco Malfoy.

Based after a scene in CoS, Draco begins to reflect while Pansy helps him see the truth.

Draco Malfoy is used to people worshipping him every Valentine's Day (well, every other day too...), but this year he gets a huge shock from the least likely of people.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny realize what the biggest difference is between boys and girls.

Instead of an answer, the lights went out, plunging them into darkness.``“What the fu-ow! Gerroff me!”``“Move it, Malfoy”``“Ah, shit!”``“Cassie, that’s my snake. I’d let go if I were you.”``“It bit me!”``“Uh, no, that was me. Sorry.”``“Who’s that?”``“Crabbe.”``“Ew.”``“Why is it so cold?”``“Someone must have opened a door.”``“Lumos.”``“Thanks, Draco.”``“I’m going to find out what’s going on.”``“Spearpent, light your wand. Goyle, follow me.”``“Lumos.”``Something Wicked This Way Comes...

Written for the Trio FQF in answer to the challenge: Hermione is in the delivery room; Harry and Ron attempt to be supportive but find it trying. What's worse than an anxious father-to-be? Two fathers-to-be!

There are many things the wizards do not know, but there are some things that must not be forgotten. Now, as Voldemort rises the Dark Lord regains his throne in Mordor and the Ring of Power is found. Only one young wizard can withstand its temptations, and with the help of a fellowship it can be destroyed, but will they have the strength to do it?

James, Sirius and Remus lost the Marauders Map sometime in sixth year. Severus Snape is a git. Here is how they lost the map, in a very bland sort of way. Severus is a git? Brief mention of some non-existant characters. Snape is... you get the picture. THE MAPE IS GONE FOREVER!

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been rivals forever. But in their sixth year, that's about to change. These two realize the have a hidden past together. ````What starts out as a simple nightmare, leads to danger and death for Draco and Hermione. Will they live through sixth year?````New characters, and adventures lie ahead - including Draco's sister?

Just before Second Year, Lucius gives his son a present for his birthday: a battered old diary. What does Draco find within the pages? [Tom/Draco, Draco/Harry.] Set between Bohemian Rhapsody (at The Dark Arts) and Playing The Game, Living The Lie (at Schnoogle.)

Harry has nightmares, he's had nightmares for a long time, but they used to be about Voldemort. Now they are about never ending darkness.

Harry and Ron go to California in the summer between GoF and OoP, but get more than a great tan.

When Ron is captured by Death Eaters, Hermione, now an auror, must go undercover with her partner, Seamus Finnigan, to the United States. Is this mission really impossible, as Sirius Black thinks, or will Hermione find a way to pull it off?

Knowing too much can be suicide...

Harry is having trouble coming to terms with Sirius’s death, but you know the saying-help can come in the strangest forms, especially when you least expect it. Harry/Girl!Blaise

James Potter has had a brilliant inspiration-love and Quidditch work the same way. Will this star Seeker snag Lily Evans? Or will he lose the game of love forever? Let the games begin!

After a certain Death Eater somehow manages to stop by Private Drive for a little "Hello", Harry's world is turned upside down. Now in their final year at Hogwarts, Harry, Hermione, and Ron discover a prophecy that holds promise of immense power for each of them, and warns against a great wave that will plunge the magical world into unending darkness. What's worse is that despite the fact that Harry's strange new abilities seem to be occurring unexpectedly, Voldemort has finally found a sure fired way of getting rid of the illustrious Mr. Potter for good. On top of all that Harry can't seem to control his powers or himself.

Lily spent the summer holidays in America and met a fantastic boy. Surprisingly, they meet up again at Hogwarts, but he’s completely different from what she remembered him. Can a romance still be salvaged?

'No offense guys but you reek!' Why do they reek? It's Hogwarts battle of the Sexes. Who will win and why do the boys smell of flowers? What happens next? You decide!

A redheaded witch storms the common room in the middle of the night in order to confront a certain green-eyed wizard.

Harry, Ron and Lavender are staying at Hermione's for the summer. Ron and Lav decide that they should set the other two up.

The story of one Tom Riddle: Muggle born and raised, clever (bloody brilliant), smart and... good? Well in the beginning really! Find out why he becomes evil... why he chooses 'The Serpentine Way'.

In a war-torn world of commoners, soldiers, wizards and nobles, Lord Voldemort has the upper hand, and as a reward, he gives Draco Malfoy the land of Gryffindor. Enter Harry Potter, the present master of Gryffindor.

A strange new student arrives in the trio's final year, Hermione suspects that Snape knows more than he is letting on, and a troubled past creates enemies, bloodshed and a cold heart to beat again.

Set after GoF, Harry starts the summer with a new job, many feelings of guilt about Cedric's death, and some hard questions for Dumbledore. He also has a sneaking suspicion that he is being watched.

When Voldemort came back, and Cedric was killed, Harry felt that he had to make sure no one else got hurt. But you can't stop the way things goes.

What if Lord Voldemort, Darkest wizard of all times, has a daughter? And he really doesn't know where she is, and she really doesn't know WHO she is... The story will be mainly in Harry's POV, though not fully...

Most of us don't fall prey to a deep, dark, forbidden love,one that can threaten one's very existence, but here's what happens when Hermione does....

Just some late Halloween fluff. Harry, Hermione and lots of Pumpkin Pie.

In a time before Voldemort, he has everything...breeding, money, looks. So what made Lucius Malfoy fall from grace? And why does Arthur Weasley hate him so? Slight AU from OotP.

AU. What if Voldemort had not marked Harry Potter as his equal, but instead had chosen Neville Longbottom? How would Harry's life be different if he had grown up with parents, a godfather, and people who cared about him?

Ron also has a scar... but NOT on his forehead. Where then? How does Hermione know about it?? And who sent Snape a Valentine??? Find out from this wacky little story - a Ron/Hermione first time fic, from Ron's PoV.

For anyone who loves a smart, independent girl who finds out that the boy (the gorgeous, popular, funny boy) whose been bugging her is actually the one who makes her life ten times more fun. And don't you feel sorry for the guy? Its nice to see him get what he wants. Eventually. Maurader fic. Lily/James; Sirius/??? Should be one hell of a ride.