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It is the gangs 7th year and Professor Dumbledore is seeking the help of the secret Order of the Kerensa in protecting Hogwarts. New transfer students cause all sort of new problems for Harry and his friends.

Words: 5,325
Chapters: 4
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Dear Sir, by La Guera
04/01/2003

A student makes a last, desperate request of her favorite professor.

Words: 1,386
Chapters: 1
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In the third sequel to "Professor Eudice Eusyram," Harry is transformed into a girl with big boobs!

Words: 1,476
Chapters: 1
Hits: 1,794
Secare by Ceresi
08/02/2003

After the uncertainty of Harry's fifth year, his sixth year is downright peaceful by contrast - he takes the opportunity to sharpen his skills and forge an unlikely friendship. But the peace is fast coming to an end; in Harry's mind, and with the world at large. OotP spoilers, slash, het, gore, and sex - this fic's got it all. (Harry/Draco, Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Hermione)

Words: 11,767
Chapters: 1
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It's the Christmas Eve, and Severus Snape is in hurry. He refuses to help Black and his friend. In his dreams he sees what will happen if he doesn't help Lupin - and he doesn't like that future. Severus decides to do something.

Words: 2,671
Chapters: 2
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Ultimatum by Aerie22
07/11/2005

What happens if Voldemort’s Death Eaters start practicing their mayhem on Muggles? Muggles aren’t stupid. They will react. A story we all wanted to write.

Words: 3,333
Chapters: 1
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Lay of the Werewolves by Kera
03/14/2004

There’s a story I know about the first Werewolf. It's not a happy story...``Remus tells the Lay of the Werewolf - the story of the first werewolf, and how it affected him.

Words: 1,206
Chapters: 1
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Draco Malfoy has a plan. He has discovered the Extralucidity Potion, the ultimate aid to spying. However, when he tries it out he gets more than he bargained for. How is he to concentrate on classes, not to mention Quidditch, when he can see through everyone’s robes?``Hints of slash, plenty of nudity and a whole lot of naughty nonsense!

Words: 7,717
Chapters: 1
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When his father dies, Draco teams up with Harry and Ron to fight against Voldemort, the trio becomes friends with this highly-unexpected character, and fate takes its turns. Hermione is having a difficult time with her new job, but then she runs into a stranger that makes the whole thing seem a ton better. The stranger isn't all he's made out to be, then in steps Malfoy... Herm/Draco.

Words: 6,978
Chapters: 2
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Oliver’s obsession with Quidditch is hurting the relationship with the girl he loves.

Words: 2,430
Chapters: 1
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Late one night, in the middle of the forest, Hermione stumbles on a night of muggle torture being carried out by Voldemort's finest. Hiding behind the trees, Hermione hears the familiar voice of her Potions professor. Unsure of what to do, she waits, and wonders how such atrocities can exist in the world.

Words: 7,206
Chapters: 4
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Hermione and Harry discover that they've evolved into a little more than friends on the train ride to Hogwarts....

Words: 1,095
Chapters: 1
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Slashing Snape by lilo2823
08/23/2003

Severus Snape discovers he's the subject of fanfic, most of it slash...

Words: 1,975
Chapters: 1
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Tangles by Aleathiel
01/07/2003

What I think the Yule Ball would really be like... (Ok so there is no alcohol at the Yule Ball - but if there was). If you have been to a party of this kind you will recognise at least one scenario. There will be tears before bedtime.

Words: 3,289
Chapters: 1
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After an accident almost takes a life, can a couple once in love find their way back to one another, or have the years hardened them both so much that it is impossible? A Lucius/Narcissa fic.

Words: 4,293
Chapters: 3
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The Troll by obhwfgirl
07/19/2004

A decision can affect a life. An action can change a life. A person can change hundreds of lives. What if you could change a one decision, one action, one person? If everything we do has a consequence, and you change the outcome, would it be worth it? Good or bad? You decide. (Alternate Reality)

Words: 10,618
Chapters: 3
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A Study in Shadow by S_Star
04/04/2003

'This was meant to be a purely objective account of events, but it's rapidly becoming a love story. Which, I suppose, it is.'``The story of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, by Hermione Granger.

Words: 4,615
Chapters: 1
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Fireside Chit-chat by Namrata
07/08/2003

Ginny and Hermione stay up late one night discussing their love lives and what they intend to do about said love lives.

Words: 2,198
Chapters: 1
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It is after the final war and Ginny has already started to rebuild her life. She is now a successful wizarding psychologist employed by Azkaban and St. Mungo's. Things become rather strange when both patient and doctor start to show some interesting changes.

Words: 9,132
Chapters: 4
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Harry, Hermione, most of the Weasley clan, and Malfoy take a Muggle Studies-sponsered trip to Disneyland. Putting Ron and Malfoy in a boat together is not a good idea. Fred+George+Peter Pan+Cornish Pixies doesn't make anyone (except the twins) happy either. If it wasn't for the convenient idea of Memory Charms, Disneyland would never be the same.

Words: 999
Chapters: 1
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Draco Malfoy is in deep trouble, again. He's being investigated by Harry Potter for almost murdering Ron Weasley. However, the two enemies have more in common than they thought, including power, potions and Ginny Weasley. The story is seen from inside of Draco's head.

Words: 9,943
Chapters: 3
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The Talk by Sophia_Black
10/16/2003

Harry's fifteen now, and Sirius and Remus decide it's time to tell him about the birds and the bees. It's an uneasy situation for everyone and insanity ensues.

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Chapters: 1
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Pansy Parkinson is not happy. Her parents are divorced, her mother is engaged to an Auror, and she has to spend her summer with Gryffindors at 12 Grimmauld Place. As if this weren’t bad enough, Pansy has also been the victim of a few… accidents. Not your usual “Pansy befriends the Trio” fic because, well… she doesn’t. Eventually Pansy/George Light – less fluff, fewer calories.

Words: 11,559
Chapters: 4
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As a wizarding war battles in the lands of Europe, a few find themselves in other wars that seem impossible to stop. The kind that plague certain parts of your mind. Ginny falls victim to this battle with a -Demon-. Draco suits up, as a rookie wizarding psychologist, for a wild nightmare that just isn't his Eden.

Words: 4,105
Chapters: 5
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Hermione gets advice from an unlikely source. How does it apply to Harry? ``And what does she request of him? A light, fluffy, post-OotP, one-shot.

Words: 6,428
Chapters: 1
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The Dance by Sabrina Weasley
08/21/2002

Have you ever felt an unexplained attraction? Felt drawn to someone you've never taken much notice of before? Hermione has. The story of what happened inside the Yule Ball.

Words: 1,411
Chapters: 1
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Post-Order of the Pheonix. Someone comes to London and gets caught up in the aftermath of the battle with Voldemort.

Words: 5,058
Chapters: 1
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Ron and Harry prepare for a mission and must battle terrible fashion sense. Slash, HP/RW.

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The gang is "gonna party like it’s 1999". Drinking, snogging, and alcohol are some of the themes involved in this program. As Edwin McCain once so eloquently said, "I couldn’t ask for more.". Post-graduation.

Words: 8,037
Chapters: 5
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Christmas chez Weasley.

Words: 4,185
Chapters: 1
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Secrets, Dragon Wardens and Prophecies—Where Harry takes the first steps to Gryffindor/Slytherin reconciliation with the Snapes.

Words: 11,787
Chapters: 2
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It isn't easy to be brilliant, talented, sexy, and, oh yeah, in love with your sworn enemy. Between protective parents, love spells, mistaken identities, and the Death Eater's Handbook, only Draco could get through it all with his nails intact.

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Chapters: 3
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... So when I found the letters in an empty desk in Remus's attic, you can see my joy. I would finally be able to meet my parents, Lily and James Potter. Remus promised me, he'd tell me all about them. All of them. All about their lives. This is my story. This is their story. Meet my parents.

Words: 505
Chapters: 1
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Repost of Reappraisals, previously on Schnoogle. Prologue - Draco tries to make amends with Harry in their seventh year together. Rated for slash, self-harm and abuse.

Words: 12,473
Chapters: 4
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Evil Angel by Mad_McSutton
04/28/2004

Draco’s POV. Draco Malfoy is wandering through Diagon Alley, tracking the most secret object of his affection. Some very public kissing ensues, as well as private declarations of fear, desperation, and love. (Slash: Draco/Harry)

Words: 2,787
Chapters: 1
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Watching Her by Jae Potter
07/01/2003

Harry reminisces things as he watches Hermione one night while working together in the Common Room

Words: 1,016
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Sequel to the AU, If Only. Sirius surviving the Battle of the Department of Mysteries can change a lot, but not the Prophecy. Harry has new enemies and Voldemort has new targets. The Death Eaters move into the open, and Harry must watch as the once peaceful Wizarding World becomes that of fifteen years ago. And still, the power of the Prophecy looms over them all.

Words: 15,112
Chapters: 4
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Sequel to "An Almost Fairy-Tale Ending." It's Harry and Hermione's wedding day. Can the wedding go off perfectly? Or are Harry and Hermione destined to have 'nearly perfect' on everything? A majorly fluffy H/Hr fic.

Words: 3,237
Chapters: 1
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Things Fall Apart by Buffipie
08/23/2001

Snape thinks about what will happen now that Voldemort is back and he contemplates his part in it.

Words: 790
Chapters: 1
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Malfoys fall in love? That's not true, you'll surely say, but I can prove you the opposite. I'm Draco Malfoy and I'm actually in love. Do you want to know my story?

Words: 1,123
Chapters: 1
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Winky's baaaack! When Draco comes and farts in the Gryffindor common room, Harry, Dean,Ron,Seamus, and Neville are forced to stay in their dorm. Check out what ensues. Guest Appearances by: Hermione(comes back later), Voldemort (he stays), and Dumbledore (he stays too).

Words: 516
Chapters: 1
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Extempore by Campy Capybara
11/27/2003

A loud wailing is heard in the corridor outside the seventh year's Potions class... A short story involving Professor Snape, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.

Words: 6,069
Chapters: 1
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A Steamy Kiss happens between 2 characters, behind the Three Broomsticks...

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*Sequel to My Boyfriend, the Death Eater* It’s three years after Hermione’s graduation from Hogwarts, and Hermione is comfortably married and has a nice job. But she isn’t happy – and a certain figure from her past is about to come into the light.

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When Draco and Ginny are locked in Hogwarts for a summer, mysteries start unfolding, secrets are revealed, and a mysterious girl might be the key to it all...

Words: 1,191
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Harry is being beaten, and Draco is going under pyschological torture. How do they react?

Words: 7,483
Chapters: 2
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Stalemate by Plumeria
03/02/2004

Molly and Arthur disapprove of Harry and Ron. Written for the Harry/Ron Fuh-Q-Fest.

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Chapters: 1
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Everyone knows what's going on, except the ones involved. Will Ron see the quaffle on time? What does Hermione do to get her 'other side' to shut up? What are these snitches doing? Harry just can't make things easy on himself. Sigh. HP/HG. Eventually GW/DM

Words: 3,830
Chapters: 3
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Cadence by John
10/15/2002

Music is powerful. It has the power to change moods, soothe souls, reassure fears and ignite hearts. Religion is powerful. It has the power to mold worlds, form minds, lift hopes -- and to dash them. Combined, you have a cadence, a perfect cadence. One man is searching for his identity -- for his soul -- several years after the end of the war. His search has led him to a choir singing in a chapel, and it is there he has an epiphany of hope, fear, resolution and love.

Words: 7,231
Chapters: 1
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A walk on the wild side, however fun, takes its toll. Hermione is being led astray by her new boyfriend, maybe too far to come back. Can Harry show her before it's too late?

Words: 4,176
Chapters: 2
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What happens when Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Charlie, and his new love interest get transported 1,000 years into the past? What will Voldemort do when a Death Eater finally speaks her mind? Death? Schizophrenia? Murder?

Words: 13,674
Chapters: 2
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It all begins with an innocent Quidditch exhibition that brings four seventeen-year-old Canadian students to Hogwarts. But as time progresses, strange things start to happen, and the four find themselves stuck in a desperate situation, a situation to which they are the key to solving. Lots of action and drama in upcoming chapters.

Words: 29,368
Chapters: 3
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Saving Severus Snape by Jinny
09/02/2004

Harry has been having bad dreams again. This time, however, it is not Voldemort's mind he seems to be sharing: it is Snape's. Voldemort has discovered that Snape is a traitor and is holding him captive. Only Harry, with the help of Hermione, can help him... if they wish to.... Contains violence. *After OoTP; contains spoilers*.

Words: 7,080
Chapters: 5
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Scars by Gwendolyn Malfoy
03/21/2002

Dumbledore has a great idea, at least he thinks so himself. He pairs all the 7th year students to make some sort of trip. What's with this trip?

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It's a god-awful small affair`` To the girl with the bushiest hair`` But Ron is yelling "No"`` And her parents have told her to go`` While her friends are nowhere to be seen`` Now she walks through her future dream`` To the seat with the clearest view`` And she's hooked on philosophy`` But the lecture is awfully hard`` For she will live it ten times or more`` She could spit in the eyes of Alain Philippe Gaspard`` As he asks her to focus on```` Evil fighting in the school hall`` Oh man! Look at those Death Eaters go`` It's the freakiest show`` Take a look at the Aurors`` Beating up the wrong guy`` Oh man! Wonder if Potter will ever know`` He's in the best selling show`` ``Is this call for you? ``The old man at the other end of the phone know

Words: 35,862
Chapters: 8
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Ginny's back at Grimmauld Place for the summer, where her mother, who's trying to protect her, is withholding information she desperately wants. Narcissa Malfoy, meanwhile, is up to no good and wants Draco out of her way, so she's shipped him off to Snape. Our favorite professor, left choiceless in the matter, consulted with Dumbledore about the dangers of this arrangement. Knowing that a close watch would need to be kept on the young Slytherin, the Headmaster decided that it would be best if Draco spent the summer...where else?...at Grimmauld Place.

Words: 10,166
Chapters: 3
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Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school? Pairings: Draco/Ginny, Colin/Blaise, and a bit of Ron/Hermione.

Words: 4,915
Chapters: 2
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the characters of an altogether different fictional universe encounter Dumbledore, Harry Potter and their friends and enemies, and offer help against Voldemort.

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Over breakfast, Harry realises he's never been properly kissed, so he tries recruiting Remus to remedy this problem.

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Draco Malfoy is a rich pureblood wizard. He's excited about his fourth year at Hogwarts and the Triwizard Tournament. Everything is great--until his mother tells him he's going to be a brother. How is he going to deal knowing he's not the only heir to the Malfoy fortune?

Words: 10,504
Chapters: 3
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Show Me Love by N. Marie
03/05/2003

When everything you ever wanted turns out be everything you can't have.

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Remus has a late night visitor by the name of Nymphadora Tonks. . .

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Five years after parting to pursue their choice careers, three best friends reunite. Harry and Ron have a hole all over one of their most recent cases; Hermione will help fill it with answers. On the surface, all seems smooth, but the War has changed them. There's trouble in the paradise they tried to create.

Words: 50,320
Chapters: 5
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Dueling Wands by Animus
05/13/2004

In a duel, neither light or darkness, right or wrong, exist. Only the will to prevail and the power to do so matters when two opponents face each other. Here I give you a collection of various duels in the wizarding world, where souls collide and fates are decided by the tip of the wand.````(Missing moments)

Words: 10,396
Chapters: 4
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No Reasons by Wildgoldowl
09/28/2002

Hermione sees Harry in a new light. Could Harry possible have feelings for her as well? H/HR fluff. A hint of R/L and S/P (Seamus and Parvati)

Words: 780
Chapters: 1
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A series of events places Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny in detention. They manage to escape the clutches of the Death Eaters who attack the castle, but how? It's from here on that things start to get strange, with adventures and discoveries for all. Romance, time travel, love hexagons, poker games, green toothbrushes, mistaken identities, Draco wears pink taffeta, parties that no one gets invited to, and snogs galore.

Words: 19,517
Chapters: 4
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Last of the LGYL trilogy. Percy Weasley is usually a very calm, patient person. But Fred did something that summer to make him snap. What was it?

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My take on the eagerly awaited "Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix" has arrived. Harry finds himself abandoned with an old neighbour in Privet Drive as the Dursleys set off to Mallorca for their summer holidays. Harry finds many things have changed since last year, when he receives [mostly] owl post from his Hogwarts friends. It's mayhem at The Ministry of Magic, but more elusive occurrences are unfolding much closer to home...

Words: 5,673
Chapters: 2
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Draco was the strong one. The one is charge. What happens when his world is crumbling beneath him, and the only thing he can do is life-threatening. Hermione was the smart one. The one who was never forced to become a woman but encouraged not to be a girl. What happens when the only person who can help you clear your past is your worst enemy?

Words: 2,451
Chapters: 3
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A humorous and somewhat twisted interpretaion of the contents inside the book known as Hogwarts: A History.

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In the wake of OOTP, Harry and friends must cope with the tragedy. In a series of first-person vignettes, they reach peace and grapple with some shocking developments.``A/N

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Chapters: 4
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A Severus Snape Biography - one that explores his personality and shows how he grew from being an adorable little boy into an incorrigible bastard. Lots of Voldemort and plenty of things going on in Sevvy's mind.

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Harry realises what the final Horcrux is...

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My Own by QuinFirefrorefiddle
05/17/2004

Gryffindors have their courage, and Slytherins their pride. Malfoys don't mix with S.P.E.W. but do mix with Blindfolds. Never underestimate the determination of the unloved to be loved. A series of vignettes, D/Hr.

Words: 3,484
Chapters: 1
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Draco started writing about Harry when he was a hero-worshipping little boy, and never stopped. A young kid's innocent imagination shifts to angsty adolescent fantasy, and his writing takes on a whole new theme. Featuring: Slasher!Draco and whocouldaskforanythingmore?

Words: 6,362
Chapters: 3
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Young Tom Riddle has been trapped inside a diary for 50 years. When he emerges, he causes chaos, and forever alters the life of one young girl. Prequel of sorts to Somedays I Wish I Were In Slytherin. Warning: Severe Angst

Words: 4,132
Chapters: 1
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MWPP, Seventh Year: Remus and Sirius at school, getting together, splitting up, arguing, kissing, and generally being slashy and fluffy.

Words: 5,167
Chapters: 1
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Confidences by Lynnadaine
01/24/2003

Draco Malfoy befriends Hermione Granger, something neither of them expected. They find themselves united in secrets: both his and hers. Mostly his.

Words: 3,906
Chapters: 3
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When Harry reaches his fifth year in Hogwarts, he is assigned to take part in an excursion to Egypt that could endanger his life. When he suddenly finds a magical lamp, he has to make a choice that would change his life forever.

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A one-shot dialogue only ficlet which follows the various twists and turns of Harry and Draco's relationship.````A few years after the war, Harry is shocked to find that the new Auror he's supposed to train is none other than Draco Malfoy. Will the two former rivals be able to put their differences behind them and work together? Snarky comments and fluff ensue. *Harry/Draco SLASH*

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What happened next? Snape can't help himself reliving the ordeal...

Words: 2,339
Chapters: 1
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Pursuing Bliss by Saxifrace
11/21/2003

Kind of a replacement for the 'Taken' universe. Eventually, 'Taken', 'Chosen', and 'Twist of Fate' (the last two are sequels to 'Taken' and can be found at ff.net) will be taken down. I know lots of people enjoyed them, but unless I get a great reason, they'll be no more.

Words: 5,494
Chapters: 3
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Harry goes to get a midnight snack. But little does he know that he will have an encouner with our favorite Slytherin that will change his lifestyle forever! H/D slash mostly, has some H/Hr. Inspired by a quote from DS8 by Cassandra Claire.

Words: 987
Chapters: 1
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The Prophecy by Natalie
07/21/2003

An inevitable night of romance begins a chain of events that could prove fatal.

Words: 5,919
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When Harry is told by Snape about Draco’s birthday, he has just under a week to plan something. {Just a fluffy little fic.}

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Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Molly and Arthur go to Disney World to celebrate Ron’s birthday and Arthur’s new job. See what chaos ensues when the Weasleys have to spend a week as Muggles, Harry gets his first taste of McDonald’s, and Ginny and Ron ride their first rollercoaster!

Words: 26,728
Chapters: 5
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The long-awaited sequel to "Harry Exposed"! The game is on! Strip poker starts and Ron's nowhere to be found! But Ginny is....

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Sequel to "The Step," but it can be read on its own.````Ron decides that he is going to ask Hermione to marry him...The only problem is that he isn't sure how.

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SLASH. Draco suffers from asthma, a dead puppy, and Harry; not in that order.

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Two weeks after the supposed defeat of Voldemort, he's back, and ready to start a killing spree.

Words: 4,229
Chapters: 6
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A typical Saturday in the life of Harry Potter, Gryffindor sixth year. Almost. He's got potions essays to write, notes to look for, and your average homework blues. That is, until Harry makes Ginny an offer she can't refuse. H/G fluff.

Words: 1,765
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A short, simple sequel to Caught In The Act. This time McGonagall eavesdrops and hears some things she really didn't want to hear.

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"Man is not an end but a beginning. We are at the beginning of the second week. We are children of the eighth day." ~Thornton Wilder. In the aftermath of the second war, nothing has worked out exactly the way anyone thought that it would. The end that everyone sought never came, and life, as they say, went on for the children of the eighth day. A collection of short stories about the lives that were changed by the second war.

Words: 10,858
Chapters: 7
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Love Potion No. 9 by Sammi
11/27/2002

Hermione and Draco are forced to make a love potion together but after the effects wear off, could there be a real relationship between them?

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Watch two families battle it out, the Malfoys and the Weasleys, in this crazy game show where every question is a burst of mayhem.

Words: 2,323
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Starring: a freshly sixteen-year-old Harry Potter and the normal (well, canon-based) wizarding world. Supporting roles: Ginny, the suddenly confident best friend's sister; Ron, the loyal (albeit temperamental) best friend; Hermione, the eerily clever Muggle-born; Draco, Britain's Mr. Sneer runner-up -- and many more. Set after OoTP; modeled loosely after the Rowling book format; child-proof.

Words: 2,710
Chapters: 2
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Harry is in his 5th year but things get confusing when he starts hearing voices that really annoy him. And plus the title pretty much says it all. It's really funny, there's no plot.

Words: 4,525
Chapters: 6
Hits: 1,757