Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Parody
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 08/04/2003
Updated: 01/24/2004
Words: 4,445
Chapters: 5
Hits: 1,840

Hogwarts Is High

Tootsie Roll

Story Summary:
School is left almost unattended and Seamus brings a surprise that turns the whole school upside down. A person streaking, 2 + 2 has a whole new meaning, Trelawney and Filch are locked in the AT, Harry and Ron bribe Hermione, someone has Snape's pink bunny pajamas, and the worst thing of all... there are pictures to remember it all.

Hogwarts is High 04

Chapter Summary:
School is left almost unattended and Seamus brings a surprise that turns the whole school upside down. A person streaking, 2 + 2 has a whole new meaning, Trelawney and Filch are locked in the AT, Harry and Ron bribe Hermione, someone has Snape's pink bunny pajamas, and the worst thing of all... there are pictures to remember it all.
Posted:
01/14/2004
Hits:
287
Author's Note:
This chapter took forever to get up because blonde girl and I have been really busy, but we plan on having this done this month. We plan on only have 2 more chapters. I hope this was well worth the wait! Just to let you know, blonde girl has co-written this story.


By Sunday morning, everyone knew that Hermione had found a way around the spells. They were all so excited, so of course, the teachers got a little curious (but not too curious, cause that would ruin the plot of the story, and then what would we have? We would have lied to you and deprived you of your laughter and excitement. So therefore, they didn't get too curious). Everyone had big plans for that following night. It was going to be one of the biggest parties ever.

"Well, is everyone happy now?" questioned Hermione.

"I wonder, Hermione, you only made us pose..." Ron stopped. He realized he was yelling in the Great Hall.

"No, you idiot! I was saying, is everyone happy that I got through the spells and such."

"Oh," said Ron, as his face turned red.

"Yes, Hermione," piped in Seamus. "We are extremely happy for what you did. And Harry, Ron, thank you so much. I don't know what you did to convince her, but it sure worked."

"Damn right it should've. Otherwise, that whole posing nak-" Harry stopped suddenly. All of a sudden, he felt a hand come to the back of his head and a huge whacking sound.

"HEY," he screamed, "What the hell was that for? It's not like I mentioned the whole naked thing. Yes, NAKED. Ron and I posed naked for Hermione. Oops, was I supposed to say that out loud? I'm sorry you guys'" said Harry sarcastically.

Everybody just stood there without blinking.

***

Finally, the Professors were getting ready to leave. In five minutes, the school would be theirs. Hermione had already taken care of the spells. They all remained calm and cool until it was time. Dumbledore was making a last minute speech about how to follow the rules, listen to the teachers that are staying there, etc. Finally, he was done, and the teachers started filing out. They were so happy! The other two people left, where Professor Trelawney and Mr. Filch, and also Mr. Flitwick, but of course he was far too busy to be watching the students.

Once the students were "locked" in their common rooms, Professor Trelawney and Mr. Filch had plans of their own. Trelawney gazed into her crystal ball and didn't see any trouble being caused, so her and Filch had a romantic evening planned in the Astronomy Tower. This was a major advantage for the students since their chaperons will be away all night.

They planned on having one member of each house to meet in the Great Hall, then they would search Hogwarts for their chaperons and see where they were, then they were going to think of a plan to keep them locked up.

***

It was five minutes to seven o'clock. The selected members of each house were getting ready to meet in the Great Hall. Professor Trelawney and Filch were also getting ready to meet in the Astronomy Tower. The students were making their way down; up, in the boy from Slytherin's case, and Trelawney and Filch were making their way up.

The students met in the Great Hall and decided to start searching right away. It took a very long time to find the two teachers, but when they found them, they thought of a quick plan. They decided to put a whole bunch of charms on the door that would take a very long time to get off, and then also lots of different charms to do, well, "different" things, we shall say. Once the charms were put around the Astronomy Tower, the students ran back to their common rooms.

***

Professor Trelawney and Mr. Filch met up in the Astronomy Tower. They had a romantic evening planned out. They were going to eat dinner, dance, and then just enjoy each other's company, but in the end, something happened that they didn't expect. Their whole romantic evening turned out to be a little more intimate then they planned.


Author notes: Hope you enjoyed it. I hope you review too. The next chapter will be a lot funnier, hopefully, but we have some great things planned for the party, which is next chapter. I hope you guys are excited as we are and please read both blonde girl and mine's stories. Thanks a bunch.